LOL

[Edited on March 30, 2009 at 9:52 PM. Reason : 3]

3/30/2009 9:52:30 PM

Stranger: I LOVE VAGINA!!!!11!!@!@@!!!
You: i like mine
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3/30/2009 9:55:48 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: sup You: whats up with u Stranger: wat did u do today You: ate some chicken, faxed some memos You: boss stuff Stranger: u a boss? You: yeah You: remembered birthdays Stranger: guess wat You: what Stranger: u aint my boss...so i really dont give a fuck You: never gonna give you up Stranger: ...ur a fag You: tww? Stranger: wtf foes that mean mr boss You: oh shit, you must be one of those dumb fucks from UNC Stranger: nope...fuck UNC. fuck villa too Stranger: fuck michigan Stranger: fuck you Stranger: fuck ur wife Stranger: fuck ur kids You: im not married Stranger: then fuck ur girlfriend You: nor do i have offspring You: i just did You: it was delightful Stranger: i bet...she sucks some good dick You: almost as good as your mom did that one time Connection imploded."

3/30/2009 9:59:10 PM

This person inspired me to set a goal of visiting Europe for my 30th birthday.

3/30/2009 10:14:41 PM

Quote :

"Stranger: Howdy You: who wants a body massage Your conversational partner has disconnected."

3/30/2009 10:28:13 PM

i have a prediction:

this fad will basically die after 5 days.

3/30/2009 10:29:25 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: joke option? You: go on You: joke option Stranger: hi yes Stranger: what about it You: yea wf is joke option Stranger: what is wf You: what fuck You: im asian Stranger: whats your game Stranger: starcraft You: counterstrike Stranger: goddamn asians Your conversational partner has disconnected." "

[Edited on March 30, 2009 at 10:33 PM. Reason : .]

3/30/2009 10:33:01 PM

ohhhhhh man !!!! i was having a great conversation a with someone in canada about rocky mount's communist utility billing system and the conversation imploded

3/30/2009 10:38:32 PM

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: who are you
Stranger: steven
You: whyyyyy
Stranger: you a girl?
You: yes
Stranger: got myspace?
You: yes
Stranger: whats the link so i can add you?
You: http://www.myspace.com/oldzac4man
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3/30/2009 10:57:04 PM

Connection asploded.

3/31/2009 10:19:15 AM

so this service is pretty much ruined now, eh?

3/31/2009 3:28:48 PM

Quote :

"You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello. You: howdy Stranger: Oh, boy. A cowboy. You: how'd you find your way here Stranger: I fell into a blackhole, actually. You: how long have you been stuck? Stranger: I'm not sure exactly. Stranger: My watch has stopped. Stranger: It's stuck at half-past three. You: blackholes do screw with your time anyway Stranger: I know, right? You: maybe time itself has stopped You: and your watch is fine Stranger: It sucks because I think I might have some overdue library books. Stranger: I really wish I could get out of here, but oh well. You: iphone library book renew app ftw Stranger: Nothing can escape the darkness. Stranger: Not even an iPhone. You: you can't make like a library...and book it? Stranger: Make a library and book it? For what, the grammy's? You: for the free pizza Stranger: Free pizza?! You: who turns down free pizza You: and a certificate Stranger: Blind people. Stranger: Righto. You: the certificate maybe You: but not the pizza Your conversational partner has disconnected."

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 9:48 PM. Reason : partner's insistence on punctuation/capitalization was impressive]

3/31/2009 9:47:14 PM

this site makes me lol

3/31/2009 11:43:20 PM

i'm really boring, people disconnect quick

3/31/2009 11:53:47 PM

ok gonna give this a go

3/31/2009 11:54:29 PM

TAGGED A WOLFWEBBER

MisterGreen

[Edited on March 31, 2009 at 11:56 PM. Reason : .]

3/31/2009 11:55:06 PM

Quote :

"i'm really boring, people disconnect quick"

That hurts, you just disconnected with me.

3/31/2009 11:56:11 PM

wow that person was probably about to ask for my address

3/31/2009 11:56:36 PM

i know, i suck

3/31/2009 11:56:47 PM

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: howdy You: how's it going Stranger: oh not too bad. you? You: pretty good, this is a pretty strange website Stranger: agreed. i like the randomness Stranger: what time is it where you are? You: midnight, I am in raleigh Stranger: 9p here in phoenix Stranger: did you find this site on reddit or otherwise? You: hahaha, I read about this on a college message board You: just fooling around on it Stranger: ah nice Stranger: ya me too killing time before i pass out Stranger: some weirdo started talking about panda sex earlier Stranger: not that it bothered me You: haha it's so anonymous Stranger: yeah for sure Stranger: so . . . You: you could confess to a murder Stranger: ok sure Stranger: so one time Stranger: in the middle of the night i burned down a house You: and? Stranger: i heard the screams . . . but i kept running Stranger: then i fapped because i didn't know what else to do You: hahaha, nice surprise ending there Stranger: when the police found me, i semened into their eyes and they went blind Stranger: the end You have disconnected."

4/1/2009 12:05:46 AM

i'm a destroyer of trolls

i bring them right into a normal conversation

most of the time

4/1/2009 12:05:52 AM

this is kind of cathartic

4/1/2009 12:10:19 AM

apparently I'm boring as fuck

4/1/2009 12:11:52 AM

Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 20 F CA
You: u?
Stranger: haha no way
Stranger: 19 M CA
You: !!
Stranger: wat part of cali?
You: Sac
You: wats your name
Stranger: patrick
You: Jessica
Stranger: im in san jose
You: http://www.myspace.com/jessica1919
Stranger: howd u find this site?
You: friend
Stranger: omg fu
You: you have mysapce too?
You: what?
Stranger: rick roll
You: huh?
You: oh
Stranger: ur myspace link
You: oh shit
You: wrong copy paste
You: here's mine
Stranger: lol
You: http://www.myspace.com/babygurlwithanewlook
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




i'm a troll stuck in 2007

[Edited on April 1, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : ,]

4/1/2009 12:22:10 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: Are you Todd? You: are you sharon? Stranger: No. Why would Sharon be looking for Todd? You: oh, no reason Stranger: No, tell me, what is going on between Sharon and Todd? You: just theyre secret lovers Stranger: But Todd is an amputee below the waist. You: sharons only into oral Stranger: SHARON WAS BORN WITHOUT A MOUTH!!! YOU DONT KNOW SHARON WTF IS GOING ON HERE?! You: no sharon likes todds mouth...todd doesnt need sharons mouth. Stranger: Todd was born without a head, he's a torso. Stranger: Maybe that's why they're secret lovers, they identify with the other's natural lack of extremeties. You: oh. must be a different amputated todd You: perhaps Stranger: Oh. Yeah. That could be it too. Has to be more than one, right? You: thats why its a secret...she cant tell anyone and he doesnt know Stranger: Uh oh, a comet is about to hit my house!"

4/1/2009 12:41:57 AM

bump

4/2/2009 10:00:20 PM

Stranger: hello?
You: Hello!
You: asl
You: ?
Stranger: asl?
You: 23/m/us
You: u?
Stranger: wtf?
You: wft what
You: ?
Stranger: 23/m/us
You: wtf it is
You: lol

4/2/2009 10:08:55 PM

You: hai!
Stranger: OM NOM NOM
Stranger: do i dazzle you?
You: indeed
You: i'm blinded
You: are you edward cullen?
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: YES
Stranger: I AM
You: wow!
Stranger: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?
Stranger: SAY IT?
You: dude, youre a pedofile!
Stranger: DING DING DING, RIGHT ANSWER
You: gettin your mac on with a 17 year old or whatever...youre old
You: hahaha

4/3/2009 12:35:45 AM

Stranger: hai!
You: OM NOM NOM
You: do i dazzle you?
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: i'm blinded
Stranger: are you edward cullen?
You: sweet
You: YES
You: I AM
Stranger: wow!
You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?
You: SAY IT?
Stranger: dude, youre a pedofile!
You: DING DING DING, RIGHT ANSWER
Stranger: gettin your mac on with a 17 year old or whatever...youre old
Stranger: hahaha

4/3/2009 12:38:32 AM

ONYD!

4/3/2009 12:40:55 AM

first one ever

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hellooooo Stranger: GENTLEMEN Stranger: hi! You: HOW ARE YOU Stranger: IM GOOD!!!1!!! You: take off all zigs? Your conversational partner has disconnected."

i think i will try again

Quote :

"Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: _/_____\_____________\____________/____\ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| You: SHIT. Stranger: lol Your conversational partner has disconnected."

ASSHOLE.

[Edited on April 3, 2009 at 6:28 AM. Reason : again]

4/3/2009 6:26:28 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

4/3/2009 10:21:47 AM

Quote :

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4/3/2009 10:56:41 AM

^^^LOL

4/3/2009 10:58:28 AM

everyone is from brazil tonight

4/3/2009 11:07:52 PM

shit i should have got on then....

4/4/2009 4:36:05 PM

yea, i just talked to someone from brazil. have been talking to some french girl living in europe for about 20 min

4/4/2009 5:05:15 PM

bttt.

4/5/2009 2:10:46 AM

shit i started a new thread, without even seeing this one. My bad guys. Great site though

4/5/2009 2:13:14 AM

this site is ripe with 4 chan'ers

4/5/2009 2:26:03 AM

Quote :

"Stranger: hi You: what's up Stranger: nothing, and you? You: not much, living the dream Stranger: you are very lucky You: i make my own luck Stranger: wait are you just quoting movies at me? You: I dunno, should I imdb it? Stranger: nah Your conversational partner has disconnected."

4/5/2009 2:34:22 AM