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5/7/2009 5:29:46 PM

ah man that reminds me of my last girlfriend that moved to texas. very cute. probably also the only one that would put me out if i were on fire.

5/7/2009 5:33:28 PM

dare me to send one to my sister?

I just texted it to ChaCha. This should be interesting

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 5:35 PM. Reason : a]

5/7/2009 5:34:15 PM

did they not respond?

5/7/2009 6:00:21 PM

yeah, but it was lame

5/7/2009 6:00:58 PM

lol

5/7/2009 6:01:52 PM

me: hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
him: hahah whats that from?
me: nothing, lemme get on that
him: lol, alright
me: drive on up and show me what you got
him: you know

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me: hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
him: dont tease me
me:
him: how you been doing sweet thing?
me: good. are you doing?
him: i have a large penis
him:my penis is ready for you when youre ready.
me: excellent.

5/7/2009 6:06:46 PM

^ haha

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 6:09 PM. Reason : you got to check the user info. ]

5/7/2009 6:09:09 PM

now i see this thread
this explains so much!

5/7/2009 6:20:38 PM

me: hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that?
her: neverary 42nd
me: great. i'm free that day

5/8/2009 12:01:17 AM

MOAR

5/11/2009 10:07:02 PM

me: Hey baby, so when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: This weekend if you play your cards right. Just give it a little tap. A taptaptap-a-roo. Love you baby!




[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : u]

5/21/2009 10:14:21 PM

Me: When you gonna let me hit that
Ex:

still waiting for a response

5/21/2009 10:24:38 PM

bttt

5/17/2010 1:27:12 PM

"Hey Baby, When Are You Gonna Let Me Tap That?"

5/17/2010 1:33:17 PM

asking when I could tap that didn't work, but this totally did:

Hey baby, if I were a hockey stick and you were a net, would ya let me puck you?

5/17/2010 1:36:55 PM

me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
kiljadn: Whenever you want, boo.
me: Name your place and time.
kiljadn: Right here, right no-ow.
me: NICE
kiljadn: Hahah

5/17/2010 1:39:31 PM

Me: Hey you gonna let me tap that
her: ??
me: pretty simple question
her: pretty obvious answer
me: nice when should I be there?
her: If you know me at all you should know I would never do that
me: you have before
her: you never "tapped it", we made love
me: ok well can we make love?
her: no

5/17/2010 1:49:00 PM

5/17/2010 2:05:50 PM

I am female and sent it to a female bff.

me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: Umm trish? lol
me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?

No response yet to my second attempt.

5/17/2010 2:20:19 PM

I see this thread title and I think of: "I see you baby, shakin that ass."

not sure why

5/17/2010 2:22:58 PM

i <3 this thread. it's humorous.

5/17/2010 2:27:35 PM

Guess which user this was... shouldn't be too hard:

me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
user: On the sandy beaches near the river styx at a white snake concert in a brown '83 dodge ram van. Tap tap tap-a-roo
me: <3
user: proceed to talk about TWW

5/17/2010 3:55:25 PM

5/18/2010 1:30:15 AM

me: hey baby when you gonna let me tap that
her: R u listening to rap again
me: nooooo just thinkin aloud
her: Mmmmmhhhmmmmm
me: sooooo when you gonna let me tap that
her: tonight if ur a good boy
me: since when do you like me being a good boy
her: yeah thats true i like it when ur a good boy and dont piss me off tho
me: well that goes both ways there angel


first two lines are my favorite

5/18/2010 9:40:25 PM

Quote :

"Me: Hey you gonna let me tap that her: ?? me: pretty simple question her: pretty obvious answer me: nice when should I be there? her: If you know me at all you should know I would never do that me: you have before her: you never "tapped it", we made love me: ok well can we make love? her: no"

-dgspencer

this one cracked me up...hahhahahhah

if i could text off of my phone, i would do this.

5/18/2010 9:57:38 PM

Me: "Hey baby when are you going to let me tap that"
Her: "Oh mike. Drunk?"

5/18/2010 10:21:15 PM

Me: "Hello young child, when will the time come that you will allow me to engage in sexual intercourse?"
Her: "I'm calling social services"

5/18/2010 10:47:20 PM

This will be the newest form of e-game. Time to test it out in a double blind test on t-dub.

5/18/2010 11:26:57 PM

I want to do this but most of my guy friends know about this.

5/18/2010 11:32:38 PM

i wanna do this but i dont have any girl friends

5/18/2010 11:34:23 PM

^ Who says it HAS to be a girl

me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: hahaha hmmm let me think about that


(that means no )

6/1/2010 10:24:20 AM

Me: Hey Baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: I'm on my period.
me: When's that done?
her: Never
me: Anal then?
her: Absolutely not.
me: Crime scene sex?
her: I do not nor will I ever want to have any type of sexual relations with you. In fact, please delete my # from your phone.

6/1/2010 12:12:03 PM

6/1/2010 12:16:10 PM

Got this question from a guy who was in fact trying to tap that.

I was less than receptive.

6/1/2010 12:22:33 PM

^^^ fake

6/1/2010 12:25:22 PM

Are you talking to me?

6/1/2010 12:26:14 PM

can you count?

6/1/2010 12:26:47 PM

thegoodoctor, lemme get dem digits


Don't let the fool you. This is actually a threat.

6/1/2010 12:27:33 PM

Keep it up, I'm continuing to enjoy this thread.

6/1/2010 12:29:10 PM

Why would you think that my contribution to this thread is fake, billytalent?

6/1/2010 12:32:40 PM

me: shalom motek, rotza la'asot sex iti?
her: ken ani rotza she'tezayen oti!

great success

6/1/2010 4:23:39 PM

Quote :

"Me: Hey Boo, when are you gonna let me get up in dem guts? Him: When YOU gonna let me get up in dem guts? Me: Shit [insert guy friend's name]!!!! You aren't suppose to throw it back at me. Haha....you def cheated on that one. Him: Wut. I didn't cheat. My guts cannot be gotten up in. Urs however... Me: Yeah...shit. This is what I'm gonna have to put in that thread. Him: Lolwut. Am I the only one u did it to? Me: Yeah Him: Gotcha. I'll admit when I read ur text I was like. Lolwtf. Then I was all, gotta turn it back around. Me: Yeah...it is not possible to be up in your guts. I was trying to think of a different way of it saying it. LAME. Him: Haha. Unless you had a strap on. That wouldn't happen anyway."

I think my friend is hinting at me pegging him. Interesting. Most of my guy friends are on TWW so they all know about this.

6/1/2010 4:57:41 PM

I always fall for the though

I'm so weak

6/1/2010 5:18:42 PM

6/4/2010 10:22:55 AM

me: hey baby, when you gonna let me palpate those erectile tissues?
her: who is this???

6/4/2010 10:46:57 AM

me: Hey baby, when are you gonna let me tap that?
her: hahhahahhaha come get me!

6/22/2010 10:31:25 PM

me: Hey ginger sauce, when you gonna let me tap that?
him: whenever you want but only if Ken participates.

AWESOME!

6/22/2010 10:45:06 PM

Quote :

"LICENSE TO TAP"

6/23/2010 12:51:33 AM

Quote :

"me: hey baby, when you gonna let me tap that? her: neverary 42nd me: great. i'm free that day"

6/23/2010 1:26:09 AM