i think that'd be a good first date with someone haha

[Edited on July 25, 2009 at 12:47 AM. Reason : page 3]

7/25/2009 12:47:47 AM

I do like to make sure guys are aware of my complete lack of coordination as early as possible.

7/25/2009 12:49:36 AM

if opposites attract, what do similar ppl do?

7/25/2009 12:52:13 AM

I think the strongest attraction comes from a mix of similarity and opposition. But I guess really similar people would piss each other off. Seems like really opposite people would piss each other off even more though.

7/25/2009 12:54:31 AM

yeah that opposites attract thing is bullshit. but i do kinda like women that are opposite of my habits

[Edited on July 25, 2009 at 12:57 AM. Reason : cause its like "new" and "different".]

7/25/2009 12:57:12 AM

did your "its sunday" thread get bumped yet?

7/26/2009 11:12:40 PM

did you get kidnapped recently?

8/2/2009 7:41:25 PM

Kidnapped? No ...

8/2/2009 8:03:56 PM

Is your last name Winkleman?

8/2/2009 8:04:47 PM

No but I kind of wish it was.

I once asked a guy named Winkler if he was related to the Fonz. He said yes. He was lying

8/2/2009 8:07:09 PM

did you do any cleaning today?

8/2/2009 8:24:49 PM

Nope. I did very little of anything today, actually. I just watched some movies and that's kind of it. I planned to wash my sheets, but then I didn't. Oops.

8/2/2009 9:20:37 PM

oooOOooOOOOooo...what movies??

8/2/2009 9:23:08 PM

Hannibal, which we put in last night and passed out after about 10 minutes. Stranger than Fiction because I started thinking about it yesterday. And some really bad movie about a chick who decided to dye her hair blonde to see if it changed her life that I watched because it came in a lot I ordered off eBay and I hoped it would be stupid enough to make me laugh. It wasn't.

8/2/2009 9:28:25 PM

when did we put in hannible?? lol

8/2/2009 9:45:39 PM

can i have a hamster? i promise not to flush it down the drain if it eats my betta fish

8/14/2009 11:32:10 PM

As assuring as that is, I'm gonna go with no. I don't know if you remember what you said to me when you were keeping that rabbit, but that led me to believe maybe you shouldn't keep mammals either.

8/14/2009 11:38:15 PM

i remember you telling me you thought everyone in college should get their rabbit spayed. and then i was like lol you can't be serious

8/14/2009 11:40:01 PM

Not everyone in college. Everyone. Because if you don't they will get cancer.

Then you asked me if you could eat a rabbit if it got cancer.

8/14/2009 11:40:54 PM

you realize how silly that is right? lol everyone get their rabbit spayed. that is ludicrous

8/14/2009 11:42:23 PM

You know, you're right. Spending a little money to prevent almost certain premature death in your pet is just frivolous and unnecessary.

8/14/2009 11:46:02 PM

lol "little"? come on...

plus the fact you think EVERYONE should do it. put yourself in the shoes of a poor person or something

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 11:47 PM. Reason : obligatory "well they shouldnt have a rabbit then"...and obligatory "that view is dumb too"]

8/14/2009 11:47:04 PM

Don't get pets you can't afford.

Actually, don't do anything you can't afford. It's worked out pretty well for me so far.

8/14/2009 11:48:15 PM

skwinkle. keeping pets away from children since 1985

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 11:50 PM. Reason : all your happiness are belong to her ]

8/14/2009 11:50:13 PM

tgif?

8/21/2009 7:46:47 PM

Of course! But the goodness of my weekend pretty much hinges on whether it rains tomorrow. NO RAIN!

8/21/2009 7:48:05 PM

date with the bf?

8/21/2009 7:55:37 PM

Date with the guy you are referring to, yes

8/21/2009 8:00:07 PM

lol

8/21/2009 8:00:31 PM

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i totally forgot!!

8/28/2009 11:42:40 PM

isn't it past your bedtime??

9/1/2009 1:25:23 AM

Yes, but I'm wired. I am going to join a 24-hour gym tomorrow I think.

And I want sushi. My semi-normal Monday outing didn't work out as planned so we wanted sushi but the place was closed

[Edited on September 1, 2009 at 1:31 AM. Reason : .]

9/1/2009 1:27:32 AM

bummer. 24 hour gyms ftw. i joined planet fitness the other day.

9/1/2009 1:42:52 AM

so whats the deal with that mafia wars thing on facebook?

9/21/2009 9:25:41 PM

What about it? It's just one of those stupid games that everyone gets annoyed at because people post stuff about it all the time, and the people who play it tend to either dabble for a few days and say it sucks or get super addicted. I added it just because the guy I was dating at the time wanted me to, then I started being like "OMG gotta level up" and then I realized that was sad. I still play with it but am past the point of actually caring.

9/21/2009 9:51:59 PM

i see. i kind of want to add it just cause you all the time have status updates about it

i just wanted to tell you i had a close call with carlton. plz don't jump to conclusions! my friend wanted to see him, so i took him out, and then he got away from my friend. went under the fridge and into the cabinets/walls. He was gone for 21.5 hours. got home from work yesterday and saw him within 5 minutes thank god.

9/21/2009 10:00:23 PM

I do not "all the time" have them. I am not one of those people!

Maaaaybe you should not let other people play with him. Or get some sort of hamster containment device.

Siblings, btw:

9/21/2009 10:06:39 PM

aw they are so cute! my friend was affraid he was going to bite. i kept telling him he wouldnt(he has never bit me yet, i think maybe he never will cause hes a dwarf and wont get much bigger. I want another one, wouldn't mind getting a second cage and finding a way to connect the 2 cages. or i want to get a hedgehog. melanndelyn has one thats oh so precious! I think Carlton is a he, he seems to have a penis, and the internet said females have nips. I have cedar chips and my neighbor googled "robo dwarf" and she said the internet said no to cedar chips. since i have a paper shredder she said the internet said it was ok to use that, so i'm just gonna use shredded paper from now on. I bought him a little house thing that he can eat.

9/21/2009 10:10:29 PM

I didn't know cedar wasn't OK with hamsters. I know it's bad for rabbits but I've always just used the paper shreddy kind of hamster litter anyway. They like that because they can burrow in it well. Have you given him any meat yet? Seriously, they love turkey. And only one of my hamsters has ever bitten me. And she bit me every time I was anywhere close to her. I think if they start out not biting they will keep not biting unless you do something to royally piss them off.

9/21/2009 10:13:44 PM

nah no meat yet. i tried the first day but he didn't eat it. he ate a baby carrot. didn't eat peaches. unfortunately i don't have any lunch meat at home right now. what about cheese/yogurt? I think he likes the hamster mix i have because he will take it and put small quantities in his tubes.

9/21/2009 10:17:26 PM

I know they can have yogurt. I am not sure about cheese. They do love hiding food. Mine empty their bowls as soon as I fill them up and then I move their house and find a mound of it. Silly creatures.

9/21/2009 10:31:04 PM

Do you have anymore to give away? can my cage fit 2 or would that be too small? idk maybe I should have Carlton a little longer. So far everyone has told me they thought Carlton was a good name to pick.

9/21/2009 10:38:27 PM

I have 6. I think 5 have been claimed but I kind of lost track of who is supposed to come get them. And they are too young to sex them now. And I seriously don't trust trying to figure it out myself anyway. But do remember what the lady at the pet store told me, that if you put two together that weren't litter mates they might kill each other.

9/21/2009 11:09:28 PM

oh. i didnt know they were territorial like that. bummer. i just wanted to give carlton a friend

9/21/2009 11:29:07 PM

what was for lunch today??

9/25/2009 3:59:59 PM

PBR or Miller Lite?

10/22/2009 11:15:24 AM

Both! One in each hand.

10/22/2009 11:20:17 AM

Good answer.

I think I killed my lucky bamboo plant when I left in the car and it got too hot. What should I do to try and save it?

10/22/2009 11:29:51 AM

Talk to it and tell it how much it means to you.

Seriously though, asking me for plant advice is like asking me for directions. I have the touch of death when it comes to plants.

10/22/2009 11:36:16 AM

yo, when you gonna let me tap dat?

(Reference: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/95nut/text_a_girl_and_ask_if_her_if_you_can_tap_that/)

10/22/2009 11:38:59 AM