What about when Forrest accidentally got President Kennedy in trouble when he heard all those noises in the hotel room next to him at the Hilton?

5/5/2010 4:55:12 PM

or when bubba brought mr. jingles back to life

5/5/2010 5:03:17 PM

It was pretty sad when Jenny jumped off the balcony and killed herself, all because she found out Forrest was gay

5/5/2010 5:18:54 PM

^^^ LOL a chuckle for page 3! excellent

5/5/2010 5:26:31 PM

i like the part where forrest was invited to france to help figure out who killed the museum curator. and then a few years later he rescued the pope from drowning in an italian fountain. that was baller

5/5/2010 6:49:59 PM

Lots of people think forrest was retarded, but he just had the mind of a child. A child who made a wish at a magical wish granting machine to let him become an adult.

5/5/2010 6:54:44 PM

hahah, this title just made me laugh

Thanks!

5/5/2010 6:57:27 PM

How about the part where Forrest went to college to play football and fuck Vicki behind mama's back after being promoted from being the team's waterboy.

5/5/2010 7:15:14 PM

Or when Forrest bought R2D2 and C3PO from those sand people. Lulz.

5/5/2010 7:54:35 PM

i like the part where forrest inspires the guy to make a bumper sticker with the phrase "Honk if you're horny!"

5/9/2010 3:19:14 PM

Everyone had Lion King or Land Before Time... I had Forrest Gump... I've legit seen it at least 300 times.

5/9/2010 3:36:56 PM

I'll never forget the first time watching Forrest recall that Houston did in fact, have a problem.

5/9/2010 3:51:59 PM

I love it when Jenny has to come save Forrest from getting assaulted while singing/ playing the banjo naked in a gay bar

5/9/2010 4:47:27 PM

FORREST KILLS DUMBLEDORE

5/9/2010 5:43:59 PM

i really enjoyed the part where forrest's mom had to see the psychiatrist because she was acting all crazy just because her mom abused her as a child and poured boiling hot water down her vagina

5/9/2010 6:19:50 PM

I liked when Forrest moved to Pittsburgh and Denzel Washington gave him AIDS

5/9/2010 10:33:49 PM

I liked when Forrest danced on the piano and got paid big $$$ for toy ideas

5/24/2010 5:10:33 AM