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7/22/2009 11:17:51 PM

... what's going on in here?

7/22/2009 11:23:36 PM

depends.

what would you like to go on here

7/22/2009 11:24:11 PM

i want to see a bunch of dudes holler at a new girl on the internet.

CAN YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN?

7/22/2009 11:25:56 PM

been there done that

give me a challenge

7/22/2009 11:26:41 PM

simonn, I thought we were cool....how could you betray me like this?

7/22/2009 11:26:51 PM

^ man, you should see the super discreet PM i just sent her.

i was all like "listen, don't let these dudes hit on you... egame egame."

7/22/2009 11:29:21 PM

there does seem to be a low girl to boy ratio. in fact i don't think i've actually talked to another girl yet

which is kind of ok with me as I'm a bitch and don't really get along with other girls

7/22/2009 11:37:44 PM

ha ha ha

I, too, have sent my dong pics. It's sure to work this time...
if only I could find a woman to love me

7/22/2009 11:38:49 PM

what girl wouldn't fall instantly in love with the internet creeper who sends her pictures off his unimpressive dick?

7/22/2009 11:41:10 PM

lol, nice

7/22/2009 11:44:17 PM

This girl's got spunk (in her hair)

7/22/2009 11:48:54 PM

omg its a girl

7/22/2009 11:49:07 PM

^^ actually there is a not in my hair not on my face rule. just to clear that up for everyone

^ how many dudes do you know named kate?

7/22/2009 11:50:04 PM

I bet simonm runs some behind the scenes e-game on here. Just saying...

7/22/2009 11:53:21 PM

Quote :

"actually there is a not in my hair not on my face rule. just to clear that up for everyone"

You just disappointed so many people...

7/22/2009 11:54:15 PM

^^how much? lets get a pool going

^ well i like my hair too much to let some asshole jizz in it and I have this insane paranoid fear of getting sperm in my eye and it swimming behind my eyeball

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 11:56 PM. Reason : no jizz in the eye please]

7/22/2009 11:54:53 PM

^^^ haha

[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 11:55 PM. Reason : i can see it]

7/22/2009 11:55:00 PM

lol fuck you guys. i do no such thing.

7/22/2009 11:57:12 PM

holy shit dude

19 away from 20,000

7/22/2009 11:58:02 PM

Oh, I'm sorry, man. Look, I-I-- You know, I'm talkin' outta my ass. I don't know nothin'.

7/22/2009 11:58:05 PM

^ LOL

^^ i'm going to dedicate it to dropdeadkate

7/22/2009 11:59:23 PM

WELL PLAYED SIR

7/22/2009 11:59:44 PM

Quote :

"I have this insane paranoid fear of getting sperm in my eye and it swimming behind my eyeball"

LOL. I heard that's how babies get made.

7/23/2009 12:02:06 AM

LOL at this thread.

IT BEGINS



...........wait



.................IT ALREADY BEGAN

[Edited on July 23, 2009 at 12:04 AM. Reason : and is continuing]

7/23/2009 12:03:29 AM

haha who was that asked me what i'm afraid of? because I have this massive fear of babies. they freak me out. so does pregnancy.

i'm really very paranoid about the whole ordeal

7/23/2009 12:05:40 AM

Quote :

"I have this insane paranoid fear of getting sperm in my eye and it swimming behind my eyeball"

hahaha

that's a funny visual

OH GOD I CAN SEE THEM SWIMMING

Quote :

"I have this massive fear of babies. they freak me out. "

Quote :

"Sex: F"

wat

[Edited on July 23, 2009 at 12:07 AM. Reason : wat]

7/23/2009 12:06:36 AM

alias

7/23/2009 12:06:39 AM

do you know how horrifying the idea of having something GROW INSIDE OF YOU and then after 9 months CLAW ITS WAY OUT OF YOUR GENITALIA?

nooooooooooooooooo fucking thank you

also why does everyone think i'm a fucking troll? god forbid a n00b not be afraid to post and be themselves right off the bat

[Edited on July 23, 2009 at 12:09 AM. Reason : wtf]

7/23/2009 12:09:02 AM

OH GOD, melanndelyn IS GONNA BE PISSED

message_topic.aspx?topic=571016

^why yes, yes I do. I hear of the crazy fucking fish in the Amazon that get in your dick and grow.

[Edited on July 23, 2009 at 12:10 AM. Reason : i think that's a little scarier than pregnancy]

7/23/2009 12:09:41 AM

what about adopting? are you against that?

7/23/2009 12:09:49 AM

Quote :

"also why does everyone think i'm a fucking troll? god forbid a n00b not be afraid to post and be themselves right off the bat"

No one is saying you're a troll. They're saying you're an

7/23/2009 12:11:30 AM

nah adopting doesn't seem so scary. though babies do freak me out cuz if you drop them you pretty much fuck them up for life. and I can't even manage to not drop my cell phone at least once a day

7/23/2009 12:11:40 AM

you come off sounding like you're too good to have crawled out of a vag... are you a c-section baby

7/23/2009 12:12:06 AM

lol
i just didnt like [user]lilalavander[/user]'s useless threads

i have no problem with dropdeadkate

[Edited on July 23, 2009 at 12:12 AM. Reason : cant spell]

7/23/2009 12:12:21 AM

alias, troll same dif

was the visual aid really necessary?

and yes I am a c-section baby. which just means i was CUT out of my mother rather than the natural way. she has the buck nasty scar too. my bad mom

[Edited on July 23, 2009 at 12:13 AM. Reason : my bad mom]

7/23/2009 12:12:35 AM

that was fast

[Edited on July 23, 2009 at 12:12 AM. Reason : mention her name and then BAM there she is]

7/23/2009 12:12:38 AM

why are there so many of these threads?
how do i pick who to ask what question?

7/23/2009 12:12:53 AM

how do you feel about the song "The Final Countdown"?

7/23/2009 12:12:54 AM

but babies gets you welfare checks?

GET DAT MONEY

7/23/2009 12:13:33 AM

Quote :

"why are there so many of these threads? how do i pick who to ask what question?"

make an "Ask TWW anything!" thread

7/23/2009 12:13:54 AM

dnl
i was already reading the thread ass

7/23/2009 12:14:29 AM

the final countdown is hilarious to blast whilst drunk with your friends and sing along obnoxiously to

especially in the presence of stuck up assholes

7/23/2009 12:14:50 AM

what about Don't Stop Believing

7/23/2009 12:15:57 AM

its pretty much my favorite song

7/23/2009 12:17:40 AM

that is a terrible song.

why do you listen to terrible music?

7/23/2009 12:18:29 AM

bitches love journey, that's why

7/23/2009 12:19:02 AM

bitches do love journey. sooooooooo much.

7/23/2009 12:20:09 AM

true dat

just a small town girl...

living in a lonely world...

7/23/2009 12:20:11 AM

I love Journey

7/23/2009 12:20:49 AM