I have a very difficult exam at my state-subsidized university, and even though a lot of the notes are online I'm pissed that I have to chose between using the last of my printer paper and forcing myself to read them on my monitor.

9/27/2009 4:33:51 PM

My mom made a Thanksgiving-esque dinner for me tonight since I'm leaving and I'm too full to partake in the bread pudding

9/29/2009 9:46:05 PM

the lid to one of my favorite pieces of tupperware fell below the rack and melted in the dishwasher

9/30/2009 9:33:12 AM

After my burger at Five Guys I couldn't decide whether I should go to the cookie store or Ben & Jerry's.

10/4/2009 6:47:22 PM

I had to try 3 different dvd players before I could get one that played the volume correctly through the tv....luckily it also displays in 720p so it looks pretty

10/11/2009 2:40:53 AM

WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH POTATOES FOR OUR TATER GUN!!!

10/12/2009 11:01:39 AM

i shouldnt have put my fruit smoothie in my nalgene this morning

i can't get some of the residue off with just the sink at work, and now i dont have something i can fill up at the water fountain.

SUCKS

10/12/2009 11:03:26 AM

I don't know whether I should have cereal, a bagel, or eggs and sausage for breakfast.

10/12/2009 11:05:30 AM

Meeting a girl for dinner, and I want to watch MNF with my neighbor, and go see Zombieland with some buds

but I can only do 2 of the 3

[Edited on October 12, 2009 at 4:33 PM. Reason : X]

10/12/2009 4:33:28 PM

too many expenses all hitting at once: i need to replace the HD in my laptop and buy/install a new OS, buy a couple of saws and other tools/purchase remodeling materials for my house, pay apt rent and mortgage for the next three months, buy a lawnmower

on top of that i'm actually visiting a 3rd world country next month for work.

10/14/2009 11:01:00 PM

perhaps you could smuggle people here from said 3rd world country for a profit to help your 1st world problems?

10/14/2009 11:06:10 PM

no need to smuggle, they gather every morning in front of home depot

10/14/2009 11:11:42 PM

which silk pajamas to wear to bed?

10/15/2009 2:34:48 AM

I spent all the money for my trip to Saipan gallivanting in Osaka. Now I won't be able to buy my new digital camera for my trip to Saipan

10/16/2009 12:30:12 AM

I like my LCD tv but it lags by like half a second when we try to play XBox games (original xbox) on it.

10/16/2009 12:33:15 AM

my mattress topper likes to slide off my bed

10/16/2009 1:37:24 AM

I'll slide your mattress topper

10/16/2009 1:46:09 AM

Quote :

"someone make my new email signature for me ive been messing with one for a while and i just dont really like it a lot."

- jackleg

I felt this appropriate to the thread.

10/16/2009 1:49:34 AM

^ lol yes, yes it is.

10/16/2009 1:55:24 AM

My roomie and I can't decide which psychic to visit this weekend.

10/16/2009 5:03:11 AM

when walking my house trained dog, i cannot text on my blackberry because when she pulls the leash it messes me up

10/30/2009 12:07:54 PM

I have to use separate remotes for the 60" Flat screen, 7.1 surround sound, and the DVR.

Also, I bought too much raw meat and some of it spoiled before I cooked and ate it.

10/30/2009 1:16:12 PM

Stouffers is getting jewish with the french bread pizza pepperoni quarter circles

10/31/2009 6:22:47 PM

I had to tell my dad at dinner tonight that I was full and I didn't want him to order me anymore sushi

10/31/2009 6:23:25 PM

i'm pretty tired from street party last night and wakeboarding today, but i want to go to parties tonight and i dont really have time for a nap

10/31/2009 6:29:20 PM

Haha, that's the exact same weekend as me. I'm dreading tomorrow. I have to go yachting with friends around Merritt Island and I'm a little tired already!

10/31/2009 6:41:53 PM

i had so much static electricity in me one day, i zapped our plasma TV so all we can do now is turn it on/off or switch the input. can't turn the volume up/down at all.

10/31/2009 6:45:00 PM

^dang! that really sucks!

10/31/2009 6:48:37 PM

no kids will come to my house to take the candy i bought for them to have.

10/31/2009 7:13:34 PM

although french vanilla creamers are clearly the office favorite (as indicated by the fact that their bowl is always empty), the lady in charge of keeping the coffee area stocked insists on ordering twice as many hazelnuts as french vanillas.

10/31/2009 9:32:12 PM

i'm sad

10/31/2009 9:33:38 PM

When I got a refill at lunch I'm pretty sure she gave me regular pepsi instead of diet, but I wasn't sure and didn't want to accuse her, so I just tried to drink less as I finished my pizza.

11/2/2009 3:35:04 PM

Hey, Time Warner, how about updating your movies on demand? Nobody wanted to watch Astroboy a month ago and they don’t want to watch it now.

11/2/2009 3:37:05 PM

I don't know what I want to eat- a pbj or a tuna salad sammich. or a big bowl of stew...

11/2/2009 3:38:07 PM

I only get to fly first class on two legs of my trip, and have to fly coach from Charlotte to Miami

11/2/2009 3:41:40 PM

Ditched cable in favor of NHL Gamecenter Live online and they still blackout games that are local (Canes ), on Versus and NHL Network.

11/2/2009 3:42:01 PM

sitting in a technical symposium and my internet surfing speed is too slow.

11/2/2009 6:33:56 PM

Hey, Time Warner, how about updating your network to the 21st century? There's no reason why my 3am porno downloads should be crawling at limewire speeds.

11/2/2009 6:35:17 PM

This coffee isn't doing it for me. Guess I'll have to buy another cup

11/4/2009 9:18:58 PM

i only buy groceries three to four days in advance

so i dont have to take more than one load up to the second floor

11/4/2009 9:21:16 PM

ugh, i ate to much and feel like crap. Pwnt



.... and theres a joke in ^ there somewhere

11/4/2009 9:23:57 PM

oh i've got a load for your second floor allright

11/4/2009 9:28:23 PM

too bad i can't make a meal out of it

11/4/2009 9:30:01 PM

11/4/2009 9:30:54 PM

fuckin state maryland game isn't on TV

11/4/2009 9:31:07 PM

11/4/2009 9:35:38 PM

Waiting for EMS to clear so you can leave the bar

11/4/2009 9:48:15 PM

i made a 79 on a test that i really, really, really should have made an A in, at LEAST an 88 or so. one of those really, really easy classes.

ive been stressing about that all day too. im gonna meet with the professor later this week, i really hope it was a mistake in grading.

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 11:22 PM. Reason : sv]

11/4/2009 11:22:15 PM

I want to go home and open one of my 40something bottles of wine tonight, but my refrigerator is too full of beer that other people have brought over that I need to drink some of that before Sunday to make room for the gratuitous amounts of food I will be cooking with farm-fresh produce.

11/6/2009 1:55:39 PM

I want to go out for dinner and drinks and dancing tonight, but downtown is shut down due to shootings.

11/6/2009 1:58:44 PM