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7/27/2009 4:08:56 PM

Quote :

"If you're over 12, you shouldn't eat a hot dog unless: a. You're drunk and leaving a club at 2 a.m. OR b. The hot dog is made of a recognizable and tasty meat, like lamb, kobe beef or chorizo."

you forgot "if you're at a ballgame"

7/27/2009 4:09:11 PM

tree have done that that 10 dollar knights deal yet

I got a foul ball friday, reach over some 6 year old but fuck him

7/27/2009 4:10:39 PM

^^ Good point. Add that as option C.

Mmmm, I could def go for a seafood dog right now. Grouper dog topped with spicy salsa and lump crabmeat.

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 4:11 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2009 4:11:36 PM

That's not a ___dog. That's a sandwich

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 4:12 PM. Reason : ___]

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 4:13 PM. Reason : it also sounds disgusting]

7/27/2009 4:12:25 PM

Don't hotdogs cause butt cancer and doesn't ketchup prevent butt cancer or something like that? Seems like they go perfect together.

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 4:22 PM. Reason : ]

7/27/2009 4:21:36 PM

^ Farrah Fawcett never put ketchup on her dogs, now look at her.

OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T. SHE'S DEAD.

7/27/2009 4:24:37 PM

According to wikipedia:
A hot dog (frankfurter, frank, wiener, weenie) is a moist sausage of soft, even texture and flavor, often made from mechanically recovered meat or meat slurry. Most types are fully cooked, cured or smoked. It is often placed hot in a special purpose soft, sliced hot dog bun. It may be garnished with mustard, ketchup, onion, mayonnaise, relish, cheese or chili. The flavor can be similar to a range of meat products from bland bologna to spicy German bockwurst varieties. Kosher hot dogs may be made from beef, chicken or turkey. Vegetarian hot dogs made from meat analogue are available.

A hot dog can consist of any meat or meat-like substance

7/27/2009 4:24:45 PM

so by that definition

a cock is a hot dog

7/27/2009 4:25:14 PM

I meant to get out there Saturday night once I heard Keven Slowey was pitching on a rehab assignment

But I never did...those charity cyclist faggots were virtually blocking me in my neighborhood

7/27/2009 4:25:41 PM

^^ Yeah. If you put it in a bun and serve it.

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 4:26 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2009 4:25:45 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

meat slurry

7/27/2009 4:25:55 PM

I went to Epicenter Saturday and saw Cowboy Mouth

they sucked big time

7/27/2009 4:26:34 PM

Why all the hotdog hate? I eat a hot dog at every opportunity, even if it's because I'm shopping at Lowes and they have that stand out front with hotdogs and lemonade!

7/27/2009 4:27:53 PM

Clearly, the people of the illustrious Www.TheWolfWeb.Com are far too sophisticated for us, Gruzfxfzxf

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 4:30 PM. Reason : haha i didn't get your name right at all]

7/27/2009 4:29:40 PM

Apparently. My idea of a good meal is boiled hotdogs (maybe a bun if I'm lucky) and Velveeta Mac and Cheese.

7/27/2009 4:30:24 PM

you must be poor as shit

7/27/2009 4:32:29 PM

Make you lick my hotdog, with ketchup on 2 beans

7/27/2009 4:32:32 PM

^^No, not really at all. But I grew up with parents who weren't wealthy, and my tastes haven't really changed.

7/27/2009 4:34:49 PM

Chicago-style hot dog

7/27/2009 4:51:33 PM

7/27/2009 4:53:35 PM

7/27/2009 4:57:43 PM

think ima make hot dogs for dinner now

7/27/2009 4:57:52 PM

^^Only bad thing about Yum Yums is the parking. And the hippie UNCG crowd. Best hot dogs and icecream ever. And you can get glass bottled cokes

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 5:00 PM. Reason : ]

7/27/2009 4:59:56 PM

someone could have busted a nut on that hotdog and you would never know

7/27/2009 5:01:05 PM

"all the way" where i'm from is just mustard, chili, and onions

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 5:03 PM. Reason : ^slave bringing the lols like usual]

7/27/2009 5:01:07 PM

"all the way" where I'm from is full out fucking with no rubber

7/27/2009 5:02:18 PM

^^^ You watch them make it.

And the hippie UNCG crowd isn't that bad, hardly any students eat there anyways. It's nice to sit outside and watch people pass by as well. Man are those dogs delicious (only $1.50 each too).

[Edited on July 27, 2009 at 5:03 PM. Reason : ,]

7/27/2009 5:03:01 PM

Yum Yum is great.... and it's been there for as long as I can remember.

7/27/2009 5:17:12 PM

Quote :

"the charlotte knights have a deal 2 tickets, 2 hot dogs, 2 ice creams for 10 dollars altogether Not 10 apiece, 10 altogether On Friday night games Best deal in town, we go everytime"

Same here. Apparently, you, me and about 10 other people showed up for that on Friday. That place was pretty empty.

7/27/2009 6:25:11 PM

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"seriously, what the hell do you think is going to happen if you eat something that's not kosher?"

Nothing will happen, there's no punishment. But what this is really about is that kosher hot dogs use higher grade meat and taste so much better. That's why the top two rated hot dogs in America are Hebrew National at #1 and Nathan's Kosher #2

7/27/2009 6:38:46 PM

you shouldn't put catsup on hotdogs either.

7/27/2009 7:25:50 PM

I'll put whateverthefuck I want on my hotdog. Fuck you people that try to put rules on MY food. FUCK YOOUUUUU!

7/27/2009 7:41:04 PM

just steer clear of the roast grill and you should be ok.

7/27/2009 7:59:47 PM

if i have some good mustard, onions and/or sauerkraut , i dont bother. but there is something to be said for some good ol plain ass yellow mustard and ketchup

7/27/2009 8:09:10 PM

^^^ You put ketchup on a hotdog in my presence and I'll slap that shit right out of your mouth and pour half a bottle of the Spicy Brown down there.

By "pour half a bottle of the Spicy Brown" I mean I'll shit down your neck.

7/29/2009 1:17:34 PM

I ate a really bad hotdog today. It was from Target. And it had ketchup.

7/29/2009 1:24:06 PM

i put everything on hotdogs (grilled or griddled).

chili, onions, slaw, sauerkraut, tomatoes, relish, ketchup, mustard, boobs.

[Edited on July 29, 2009 at 1:28 PM. Reason : d7freestyler is right, texas pete is a good hot sauce for dawgs.]

7/29/2009 1:26:24 PM

^^^ so tuff

Snoopys, 3pm. Be there.

[Edited on July 29, 2009 at 1:28 PM. Reason : ^]

7/29/2009 1:27:46 PM

^^^ did marko buy it for you?

also, i want to go to the roast grill but george and freda are at the beach so it's closed

7/29/2009 1:29:33 PM

Quote :

"i ate hot dogs for lunch because of this thread."

ha, this was my case as well, back on Day 1 of this thread.

7/29/2009 1:47:09 PM

^^^ OH I'LL BE THERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[Edited on July 29, 2009 at 2:03 PM. Reason : *]

7/29/2009 2:03:19 PM

Quote :

"Nothing will happen, there's no punishment. But what this is really about is that kosher hot dogs use higher grade meat and taste so much better. That's why the top two rated hot dogs in America are Hebrew National at #1 and Nathan's Kosher #2"

Ok, i'm down with that... I will absolutely admit that kosher hot dogs taste way better, but I was really just curious as to why kosher is such a big deal for jews. There's no hell for jews, and no punishment, and it's more than just preference.

7/29/2009 2:06:05 PM

woohoo!! nothing says a good time like combining religious arguments with street meat.

7/29/2009 2:06:41 PM

Also, Brightleaf ftw.

7/29/2009 2:07:19 PM

favorite hot dog in Raleigh?

I'd have to say one from Char-Grill on Hillsborough, all the way.

7/29/2009 2:25:46 PM

Oh man I was just coming here to link to Hot Doug's but somebody already did it.

FOIE
GRAS
HOTDOGS

7/29/2009 2:36:27 PM

I might walk up to Yumyum and get one today.

7/29/2009 2:36:57 PM

^^^Snoopy's all day man.

Chili + Onions ftw

mayo on hotdogs is just wrong.

[Edited on July 29, 2009 at 2:44 PM. Reason : .]

7/29/2009 2:43:10 PM

Im 100% with this thread

Mustard and some onion product, chili, slaw

[Edited on July 29, 2009 at 3:30 PM. Reason : v]

7/29/2009 3:30:15 PM