<3 for mama cuddlepuss

8/1/2009 2:38:06 AM

epic double post ITT

8/1/2009 2:39:04 AM

am I late to the party???

8/1/2009 2:51:23 AM

yeh start dating that dudes dad

8/1/2009 3:24:42 AM

This is so romantic. Like demi and ashton. Nothin wrong with bringing a little eye candy to the family reunions!

Besides, your mom is far too fun for most 50-yr-old men I know.

8/1/2009 8:30:06 AM

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"But if she's the ho she's coming across as being, maybe I'd better wear my rubbers."

Hah, you're way off base with that one. She was in a 4yr relationship that ended last August, and has been single and NOT mingling for the last year. This kid came out of nowhere and flattered her and she's feeling all sorts of good. She's not a ho in any way.

But she is post menopausal.

8/1/2009 8:52:56 AM

Thumper - has your mom ever been with another Woman?

8/1/2009 12:57:08 PM

hook me up yo

8/1/2009 12:58:45 PM

^^I'm willing to bet she hasn't. Mainly because I told her about my lesbian activities back when I was in college and she was all, "OK, that's nice dear." I got the impression she didn't understand my curiousity.

Mom is old school.

8/1/2009 12:59:04 PM

Hummm - well maybe a night with my wife would help unlock some shit.

8/1/2009 1:00:08 PM

This thread would like to know more about your lesbian activities, though.

8/1/2009 3:00:20 PM

I got drunk and raped a couple broads. So what of it?

8/1/2009 3:00:42 PM

do tell...


really, inquiring minds would like to know how this all went down, in detail, w/ a scene by scene

8/1/2009 3:01:40 PM

http://www.penthouseforum.com

(I don't know if that site really exists, but I can't search for it cuz I'm at the office.)

8/1/2009 3:02:42 PM

i need pics of aforementioned mom in a swimsuit plz

8/1/2009 3:03:25 PM

8/1/2009 3:03:25 PM

We wanna see mommy in a classic bra and panty set. Meke it happen, Thumper.

Also - for all the other leg shavers ITT. Would you discuss your sex like with your moms, the way Thumper does?

8/2/2009 9:08:22 AM

I'm not posting more pictures of my mom in this thread. I should never have posted the first one.

And my mom has been my best friend since I was 16. We are really close. I can tell her anything, and I love that we have such a close relationship.

8/2/2009 9:32:22 AM

going into work to (presumably) get caught up on work on a weekend morning, only to post on tww, seems pretty counter productive

8/2/2009 9:36:57 AM

huh? i'm at home in my jammies

oooh, you mean yesterday. yes, i posted quite a bit while at work yesterday, but that's because refreshing the data takes a minute or so each time. so of course i had to browse TWW instead of stare at the screen and wait. but it did slow me down a bit.

8/2/2009 9:37:49 AM

updates?

9/22/2009 6:17:56 AM

hah!

she's still "seeing him". we actually talked about him on Sunday. she says she sees him once every week or two. they're still pretending like they aren't fucking each other when around his parents, who happen to by my mom's next door neighbors. she was out of town for work a few days last week and he actually called her "just to chat".

i think he's smitten.

9/22/2009 8:57:03 AM

lol, this thread brings the lols

9/22/2009 8:58:15 AM

Is she bringing him home for Thanksgiving? I want to meet him!

So, does he have your approval yet?

9/22/2009 8:58:22 AM

i like the kinky, next door neighbor aspect to it. other than the whole milf aspect

9/22/2009 9:00:06 AM

it never really bothered me that my mom is 11 years older than my stepdad, until I thought about the fact that she was a senior when he was in the first grade -.o

9/22/2009 9:03:05 AM

^my mom is 8 years older than my stepdad! i guess our moms were smart lol

9/22/2009 9:03:43 AM

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"Is she bringing him home for Thanksgiving? I want to meet him! So, does he have your approval yet?"

hahah probably not. they aren't in that kind of "relationship" right now - at least according to her.

Quote :

"i like the kinky, next door neighbor aspect to it."

he lives 20 minutes away. his parents live next door. as a result, she always goes to his house.

9/22/2009 9:07:28 AM

reminds me of message_topic.aspx?topic=574980

9/22/2009 11:31:44 AM

UPDATE!!!!

Mom came over after work the other day to have a beer and catch up and what-not. Turns out Mr. Boy Toy (which is what she has started calling him) hasn't called her in 2 weeks. This is not normal. He used to call her several times a week, even if they weren't hooking up. Now it has been 2 weeks since she's heard from him. But she's seen his truck over at his parent's house - TWICE! - and he hasn't bothered to call or stop by even then. She says she isn't upset. She says she's happy he isn't drooling all over her anymore. I don't believe her though.

My mom got dumped.

10/22/2009 12:53:47 PM

dude if my mom started dating a 20-something year old i'd flip and i think so would my bro lol

10/22/2009 2:03:49 PM

I wont dump your mom

10/22/2009 2:20:00 PM

^aha you 2 might get along really well....if you know what i mean

10/22/2009 2:20:37 PM

Say Word!?!?!

10/22/2009 2:21:03 PM

Dude, they would have a LOT in common!

10/22/2009 2:39:16 PM

not sure how i totally missed this thread

but it's funnae

10/22/2009 2:47:48 PM

this has happened to my bf in hs

he didnt know what to do, so he never went home.. just pretty much stayed at my house for 6 months.

then my dad dated a girl i went to hs with who was a sr when i was a freshman

i was fine with it

just don't get bitchy

10/23/2009 7:58:38 PM

o dag

10/23/2009 8:01:24 PM

^^ bf?

o dag

10/23/2009 8:06:02 PM

H8R has been hanging out w/r kelly in da closet.

10/23/2009 8:07:44 PM

hahaha

o dag is right

10/23/2009 8:16:48 PM

UPDATE


Mom has since broken off the "thing" with this kid. Apparently, every time they got together, all he ever wanted was sex. He never wanted to talk. She got tired of being manhandled and groped the minute she walked in the door.

So, she's back on the market guys!

Although, she has been spending alot of time with my stepdad lately. The one she left in 2003 but never managed to actually file divorce papers on.

4/13/2010 12:50:36 PM

brown chicken brown cow

4/13/2010 12:51:15 PM

i made a craigslist ad for manhandling and groping an older women, i believe she has responded already

4/13/2010 12:58:21 PM

this thread has me loling.

some funnay comments in here.

4/13/2010 12:59:10 PM

If I were single, I would totally ask out your mom

4/13/2010 12:59:22 PM

I think your Mom should go to the black tie fireman's event and pick up a nice country man.

4/13/2010 1:01:39 PM

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"I think your Mom should go to the black tie fireman's event and pick up a nice country man."

i fixed it for you

4/13/2010 1:02:39 PM

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"Mom has since broken off the "thing" with this kid. Apparently, every time they got together, all he ever wanted was sex. He never wanted to talk. She got tired of being manhandled and groped the minute she walked in the door. "

That's why you talk first and if you hit it off, then you bang each other. Otherwise... that's just ho behavior.

BTW, I thought she wanted it that way and he was the one who wanted to be serious, as per your post:

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"Before I left her house tonight, Mom told me that she's weary of this guy because he seems to want a more "committed relationship" and she never thought this "arrangement" they had would turn serious. "

4/13/2010 6:28:59 PM

Set 'em up.

4/13/2010 6:30:01 PM