Quote :

"spit or swallow?"

either

Quote :

"is your hubby from tww?"

fuck no

Quote :

"what do you do for a living?"

senior research engineer. specifically tho i do r&d portfolio analysis and valuation. in other words i tell researchers how useless their work is. my nickname is project killer.

i've had several positions in the past - process engineer, project coordinator, process research (the science part), technical consultant for licensing

Quote :

"if you were a woodchuck, what kind of animal would you be?"

duh, a lion

Quote :

"ever fooled around with a coworker?"

before i met my husband and when i still was in nc, i had a lengthy affair with my boss.


[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 12:19 AM. Reason : er]

9/20/2009 12:16:37 AM

how did that affair with your boss work out? did you get a raise? get it?
have you ever faked an orgasm?
does your husband know about tww?

9/20/2009 12:18:06 AM

Quote :

"how did that affair with your boss work out? did you get a raise? get it?"

we were together for 3 yrs. almost got married. ha, yes. yes, got it.

Quote :

"have you ever faked an orgasm?"

sure, a couple of time. who hasn't at some point.

Quote :

"does your husband know about tww?"

sure.

9/20/2009 12:22:02 AM

i'll bet you got it. get it? hahaha
wasn't that the worst joke ever?
do you send peeps from TWW IMs?
does your hubby approve of tww?
have you ever bwned a guy from tww?
if you were single, would you bwn EMCE?

9/20/2009 12:23:51 AM

Queti



[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 12:24 AM. Reason : ^^]

9/20/2009 12:23:57 AM

Quote :

"i'll bet you got it. get it? hahaha wasn't that the worst joke ever?"

believe it or not, no. i've actuallt heard worse.

Quote :

"do you send peeps from TWW IMs?"

IMs, not rly. PMs, yes on occasion.

Quote :

"does your hubby approve of tww?"

he doesnt rly care either way

Quote :

"have you ever bwned a guy from tww?"

[no]

Quote :

"if you were single, would you bwn EMCE?"

absofreakinglutely. who could resist that [large] dong?

^

9/20/2009 12:27:26 AM

hey baby

wanna stroke my beard

9/20/2009 12:28:24 AM

Are you a swinger?
If EMCE showed up at your doorstep, would you bwn him?
If jackleg showed up at your doorstep, would you bwn him?
what is your favourite position in teh bed?
Will NCSU beat Pitt next week?

9/20/2009 12:29:45 AM

Quote :

"wanna stroke my beard"

ok, as long as you don't tickle me with it.

Quote :

"Are you a swinger?"

no

Quote :

"If EMCE showed up at your doorstep, would you bwn him?"

omg yes pls

Quote :

"If jackleg showed up at your doorstep, would you bwn him?"

well, duh

Quote :

"what is your favourite position in teh bed?"

on stomach

Quote :

"Will NCSU beat Pitt next week?"

i hope so

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 12:35 AM. Reason : damn it]

9/20/2009 12:34:50 AM

are you tired of all these questions about your sex life?
have you ever squirted?
if you could bwn any celebrity, who would it be?

9/20/2009 12:36:01 AM

Quote :

"are you tired of all these questions about your sex life?"

nah. just never realized my sex life was that interesting

Quote :

"have you ever squirted?"

nope.

Quote :

"if you could bwn any celebrity, who would it be?"

my list includes: david boreanaz, michael weatherly, robert pattinson (yes, i'm 14 yrs old), daniel craig, mark harmon, paul newman circa butch cassidy

9/20/2009 12:42:02 AM

I don't really have a beard lol

9/20/2009 12:46:01 AM

what kinds of stuff do you say when canoodlin?
have you ever taken it in the pooper? if so, did you like it? if not, would you like to?
In a fight between Chuck Norris and Mike Ditka, who would win?
have you ever peed anywhere other than a bathroom?:

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 12:50 AM. Reason : ]

9/20/2009 12:48:41 AM

Quote :

"what kinds of stuff do you say when canoodlin?"

To the left, take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp
Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha real smooth

Turn it down, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp
Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha now ya’ll

Now it’s time to get funky
To the right now, to the left
Take it back now ya’ll
1 hop this time, 1 hop this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Slide to the left, slide to the right
Criscross, criscross
Cha Cha real smooth

Let’s go to work
To the left, take it back now ya’ll
2 hops this time, 2 hops this time
Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps
Hands on your knees, hands on your knees
Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa
Come on, Cha Cha now ya’ll

Quote :

"have you ever taken it in the pooper? if so, did you like it? if not, would you like to?"

sure. it was meh.

Quote :

"In a fight between Chuck Norris and Mike Ditka, who would win?"

there would never be a fight because mike ditka is too much of a pansy ass to ever think about fighting chuck norris. can't blame him. no one wants to fight chuck norris.

Quote :

"have you ever peed anywhere other than a bathroom?"

yes.

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 12:55 AM. Reason : er]

9/20/2009 12:54:56 AM

when and where did you pee?

have you ever peed on somebody

9/20/2009 12:56:21 AM

Quote :

"when and where did you pee? have you ever peed on somebody"

um well any time i go camping or hiking for long periods of time i pee in the woods. everybody has peed in the ocean. ew gross, except for my dad when i was a baby, no.

9/20/2009 12:58:59 AM

how do you like me now?

9/20/2009 1:04:39 AM

are you now on your way?

you always were the crazy one. you broke into the stadium and youo wrote my number on the 50 yard line

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 1:07 AM. Reason : bwhahaha toby keef]

9/20/2009 1:07:25 AM

do you like cuntry music?

9/20/2009 1:10:25 AM

[NO]

9/20/2009 1:12:42 AM

what that thang smell like

9/20/2009 1:16:11 AM

haaayyyy!

like roses and sweet chocolate of course

9/20/2009 1:21:14 AM

do you remember our long-winded tww love affair?

9/20/2009 1:22:51 AM

but of course

9/20/2009 1:27:30 AM

DONT YOU MISS IT?

9/20/2009 1:30:24 AM

which is better. oral sex or straight up sex?

9/20/2009 1:31:35 AM

^^ yes. wanna be my e-lover again?

^both. shouldnt have to choose between two good things

9/20/2009 1:34:22 AM

do you WANT me to be your e-lover again?

9/20/2009 1:36:20 AM

ok. yes.

9/20/2009 1:37:34 AM

9/20/2009 1:39:13 AM

had to keep the question theme.


what is your favorite way that potatoes are served?

9/20/2009 1:39:33 AM

have you ever spit something through your nose?

9/20/2009 1:39:34 AM

9/20/2009 1:40:06 AM

^^^^

^^^ baked sweet potatoes are my fav.

^^yes. that is a semi regular occurance for me. i drink something. someone makes me laugh. then oops!

^

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 1:41 AM. Reason : damn im a e-ho]

9/20/2009 1:41:32 AM

if you were a character on LOST, which character would you be?

9/20/2009 1:44:50 AM

i dunno. i dont watch lost. which one is the hot one?

9/20/2009 1:45:53 AM

depends on who you ask. I'm pretty partial to Kate.


what's your favorite kind of pr0n?

9/20/2009 1:52:28 AM

k, then my fav is kate. aha.

i'm a verbal learner and i have a fantastic imagination, thus, i prefer well written erotica

9/20/2009 2:00:18 AM

would you answer all these questions about your sex life this casually if people were asking you in person instead of over the internet? if not, what makes the difference for you?

9/20/2009 2:01:44 AM

good question! deserves a semi serious answer for once.

in general, probably not. tho, it'd depend on the person i was speaking with and the situation. for example, i would never have such a conversation in person with a co-worker or someone that i thought would a. be offended, b. use it against me at some point, or c. didn't understand me. i've had many similar convos with very close friends. for us, sex has never been a taboo topic.

i'm rather blunt and not easily embarrassed. generally, if someone asks me a question, i'll usually respond. tww seems to be able to handle that.

as far as ease over the internet vs in person, i'd break it down into a. anonymity, b. lack of any real serious repercussions - refer to (a.), c. chance to let loose a little - in general my life is rather uptight as far as work, fam, etc goes, d. entertainment value - makes me laugh a bit at some of the responses you can get.

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 2:15 AM. Reason : dont believe half of what you read, yo]

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 2:18 AM. Reason : oh and my husband gets a kick out of some of the responses aha]

9/20/2009 2:15:08 AM

what do you think of brazilian fart porn?
would you ever consider making a porno?
have you ever sent naughty pics of yourself to someone?
did EMCE take your maidenhead?

9/20/2009 2:52:56 AM

do hamsters sometimes get lost in walls?

9/20/2009 2:57:16 AM

Quote :

"what do you think of brazilian fart porn?"

no.

Quote :

"would you ever consider making a porno?"

no.

Quote :

"have you ever sent naughty pics of yourself to someone?"

husband has some pics.

Quote :

"did EMCE take your maidenhead?"

i dont even know what that is

^ good question. better hope not... dont want it dying in there and stinking

[Edited on September 20, 2009 at 3:00 AM. Reason : we]

9/20/2009 2:59:32 AM

What do you drive now? Still got the bimmer?

9/20/2009 3:22:13 AM

haha i have a car now that most folks in the garage would laugh at - honda element, orange no less.

sold my bmw years ago, bought a tsx, then traded for the element.

am doing some shopping for a corvette or similar as anniversary present for the spouse. so, somewhat more exciting

9/20/2009 3:29:15 AM

should i order pizza america?

9/20/2009 3:29:38 AM

haha, I'm looking for a job with Honda

or Subaru..

or Toyota..

or BMW..

9/20/2009 3:32:51 AM

^^yes

^egads no to subaru. there are too many of those up here with all their soccer mom, granola eating customers. can't stand subaru drivers and thus subarus.

and toyotas just are crap nowadays. hmm maybe they could use the help.

go with honda or bmw.

9/20/2009 3:45:57 AM

Quote :

" Dear Queti: Do you like me? Check One: --- --- --- | | | | | | --- --- --- YES NO MAYBE "

9/20/2009 3:54:10 AM

Quote :

" Dear Queti: Do you like me? Check One: --- --- --- |x | | | | | --- --- --- YES NO MAYBE "

9/20/2009 3:58:05 AM