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12/8/2009 3:59:46 PM

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"If I were to beg you to kill me so I didn't have to finish this paper, how would you go about it?"

I'd keep you in a cell in my basement and keep you from having any alcohol. I'd also leave a knife in reach.

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 4:00 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 4:00:28 PM

You're a sick, sick man.

12/8/2009 4:06:09 PM

Should I bring a bottle of bourbon or tequila to the cocktail party this weekend?

12/8/2009 4:06:21 PM

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"You're a sick, sick man."

It's the most efficient method from my standpoint. You'll die quicker that way than via starvation ... also, I don't have to do the deed myself. Plus, you'll already be in the basement where I'd bury you!

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"Should I bring a bottle of bourbon or tequila to the cocktail party this weekend?"

Target audience = ?

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 4:07 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 4:07:09 PM

The question on everyone's mind is:

Was NCSUWolfy any good in the sack? I mean, I'm sure those knockers were fun to play with, but how was her coital performance?

12/8/2009 4:08:00 PM

select * from data;

v dang!

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 4:10 PM. Reason : a]

12/8/2009 4:09:25 PM

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"Was NCSUWolfy any good in the sack? I mean, I'm sure those knockers were fun to play with, but how was her coital performance?"

Holly and I may despise each other, but if you think I'm going to reveal this sorts of information you've got another thing coming. I troll her and needle her a lot, but I respect her enough not to tell creepy losers like you her bedroom habits.

12/8/2009 4:09:37 PM

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"select * from data;"

Empty set returned (40 sec).

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 4:10 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 4:10:05 PM

You can admit that you still love her. We won't tell.

12/8/2009 4:10:42 PM

Hmmm it's a mixed bag....mostly mid 20s young professionals but no one I need to impress, mostly friends / no coworkers. I fear a good bourbon might get consumed quickly, where as the tequila is more likely to stick around for the late night shots.

12/8/2009 4:11:27 PM

I don't love her but I don't wish her any harm either. She's off doing her own thing and seems to be doing fine. I prefer not to think about her, and not because it's a sore issue.

Troll somewhere else. Sorry I didn't give you more material for your spank sessions you sick little prick. ^^

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"Hmmm it's a mixed bag....mostly mid 20s young professionals but no one I need to impress, mostly friends / no coworkers. I fear a good bourbon might get consumed quickly, where as the tequila is more likely to stick around for the late night shots."

Bourbon if it's friends. Yes it'll get consumed fast. This is what you WANT to happen when you give a gift. It means it's a good one.

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 4:12 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 4:11:49 PM

The effects of THC on hyper active huskies.

Discuss.

12/8/2009 4:16:45 PM

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"The effects of THC on hyper active huskies. Discuss."

X_x

12/8/2009 4:18:33 PM

ahaha i could comment on that

12/8/2009 4:21:10 PM

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"I prefer not to think about her, and not because it's a sore issue."

Sounds like a sore issue to me, brah. Don't get upset that I asked you a question in your 'Ask' thread.

12/8/2009 4:21:41 PM

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"Sounds like a sore issue to me, brah. Don't get upset that I asked you a question in your 'Ask' thread."

Sweet dude thanks for stopping by now get the fuck out of here

12/8/2009 4:22:48 PM

I know you like that picture. I do too.

12/8/2009 4:25:11 PM

Hey Mike can you tell us about your other sexual exploits? Arog20012001 and I need some new spank material and we're both at bandwidth cap for 4chan downloads.

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 4:28 PM. Reason : >.<]

12/8/2009 4:28:40 PM

Actually I feel bad I'll answer your question

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"Was NCSUWolfy any good in the sack? I mean, I'm sure those knockers were fun to play with, but how was her coital performance?"

The answer is: better than you'll ever get.

12/8/2009 4:29:53 PM

E-bragging ITT.

I bang nothing but 9's and 10's, yo!

12/8/2009 4:31:24 PM

To be fair, what I said doesn't require a very large lower-bound on my behavior.

12/8/2009 4:32:28 PM

so what you're saying is that she sucked in bed.

PM sent.

12/8/2009 4:32:57 PM

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"so what you're saying is that she sucked in bed."

Can't reason either I see. Is there any measure you score well under?

12/8/2009 4:33:53 PM

so what you're saying is, you didn't know what to do with her.

got it.

12/8/2009 4:34:50 PM

Haha shit's a waste of my time

I'm going to outsource owning you to India.

12/8/2009 4:36:37 PM

so what you're saying is, you stuck it in her outsource?

nice.

12/8/2009 4:37:23 PM

I don't know what you heard nignog, but McDanger is legit. Have you ever watched Californication? When the credits scroll, that shit says based on McDanger. Scamper off with your piss poor attempt at white knighting because no matter what you fantasize about Holly, McDanger was up in those guts too. Brah is boss like that.

12/8/2009 4:38:29 PM

it's funny that McD's immediate reaction to a question about his relationship with NCSUWolfy (no real names here, you're all just internet characters to me) is to go on the attack.

as if this isn't an 'ask' thread. on TWW. on the Internet.

cool it down, bro.

12/8/2009 4:49:30 PM

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"it's funny that McD's immediate reaction to a question about his relationship with NCSUWolfy (no real names here, you're all just internet characters to me) is to go on the attack. as if this isn't an 'ask' thread. on TWW. on the Internet. cool it down, bro."

roll with the punches elsewhere you are not funny

12/8/2009 4:50:37 PM

why don't you go cry about it.

12/8/2009 4:51:34 PM

Its not funny. Its McDanger. That nig doesn't believe in pussyfooting it around with self loathing, whoa is me shit like Noen or GrumpGOP whenever they get called on their relationship idiocy. He straight out goes for the throat. What kind of dumbshit newbie are you anyway? This is TWW. If you ask a pervy question and then follow it up with retarded replies, your world is going to get intarweb shit on. There's no scenario on the planet where this ends well for you. Go post in the "I'm Horny" thread more like every other TWW failure whose gonads haven't fully developed yet.

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 5:05 PM. Reason : >.<]

12/8/2009 5:04:41 PM

So I see that you're behind McD. Are you giving him a reach-around too?

12/8/2009 5:08:34 PM

^ you're rather obnoxious

12/8/2009 5:09:03 PM

Okay bump I want questions

12/8/2009 6:11:38 PM

McDanger, when did I pussyfoot around or get called out on relationship idiocy? I normally fully admit such idiocy. I also know the difference between "whoa" and "woe." How does this impact my idiocy?

I realize you didn't say those things, but you wanted questions.

Also, do you think I can get out of repaying student loans by changing my name and moving to Uruguay?

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 6:15 PM. Reason : ]

12/8/2009 6:14:52 PM

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"McDanger, when did I pussyfoot around or get called out on relationship idiocy? I normally fully admit such idiocy. I also know the difference between "whoa" and "woe." How does this impact my idiocy?"

I'm not sure these things apply to you.

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"Also, do you think I can get out of repaying student loans by changing my name and moving to Uruguay?"

Probably.

12/8/2009 6:16:51 PM

I don't look particularly Uruguayan, so I was thinking about taking the "descendant of Nazis who fled after the war" approach. Which name do you prefer?

Joe Hilter
Mauricio Velazquez Urbana y Goebbels
Evita Braun

Also, do you particularly miss North Carolina? If not, how the fuck do you sleep at night, you fucking prick?

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 6:31 PM. Reason : ]

12/8/2009 6:24:52 PM

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"Mauricio Velazquez Urbana y Goebbels"

This.

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"Also, do you particularly miss North Carolina? If not, how the fuck do you sleep at night, you fucking prick?"

I miss it sometimes.

12/8/2009 6:34:59 PM

What should I eat at sushi tonight?

12/8/2009 6:38:51 PM

Do you think all drugs should be legal?
Do you think some drugs should be legal?

12/8/2009 6:39:14 PM

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"What should I eat at sushi tonight?"

Salmon sashimi.

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"Do you think all drugs should be legal?"

No.

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"Do you think some drugs should be legal?"

Yes. Not to mention, some are.

Keep in mind this doesn't mean I think we should treat users as criminals.

12/8/2009 6:40:33 PM

Oooo sashimi sounds good thanks

12/8/2009 6:42:09 PM

when are you going to call me so i can tell you about this fucking redonkulous bullshit that just went down

12/8/2009 8:17:03 PM

MMmmmmm salmon sashimi. A man after my heart. I only do sashimi. White tuna sashimi is my fav.

12/8/2009 11:04:06 PM

when is the best time of day to touch yourself?

12/8/2009 11:04:57 PM

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"when is the best time of day to touch yourself?"

morning is the most energy efficient time

12/9/2009 9:10:05 AM

hmm, i dunno, i always seem to be at my peak immediately after work. hmmm.

12/9/2009 9:17:58 AM

Can you tell me why everytime I get on the metro - fucking trains break down?

12/9/2009 9:18:57 AM

alter table #carnegiemellon add ident int identity, epicuniversity_seq numeric(15)

declare @key numeric(15)
select @key = max(epicuniversity_seq)+1 from carnegiemellon
update #carnegiemellon set epicuniversity_seq = @key+ident

select distinct brilliantminds from carnegiemellon (nolock)
group by brilliantminds
having count(*) > 1

?

12/9/2009 9:19:29 AM