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CalledToArms
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"so pretty. so plastic"


quoting KWD eh?

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"Her new face terrifies me"


[Edited on April 13, 2010 at 8:15 AM. Reason : ]

4/13/2010 8:14:28 AM

simonn
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i can see why she thought it would be a good idea, but it surely was not.

4/13/2010 8:33:35 AM

Wadhead1
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Her face is bad now.

4/13/2010 8:43:27 AM

aimorris
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damn she needs to do porn

4/13/2010 8:47:07 AM

ncstatetke
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i would pay at least $5 to see her in a porno

4/13/2010 8:55:14 AM

aimorris
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I would also consider it

but it would have to be a real porn and not some softcore bullshit and/or a crappy sex tape

4/13/2010 9:04:40 AM

ncstatetke
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i'd pay at least $4 to see her in some softcore bullshit

4/13/2010 9:08:21 AM

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"damn she needs to do porn"


Give it time. with her obvious self esteem issues and needs for attention it is a path she'll cross sooner rather than later.

I think Heidi version 1.0 was hotter all the way around. Don't get me wrong i'd wreck the shit out of this new heidi and will probably fap to her in about 5 minutes or so, but if i was looking to seriously date a girl it would be old heidi.

4/13/2010 9:55:46 AM

0EPII1
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You have to see this interview....
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/36438829#36438829

She says she is going to be a star in the near future like no one has ever been. And that she will be Angelina Jolie, Marylin Monroe, and Jennifer Aniston ALL ROLLED INTO ONE!!! That's big talk.

And she also says she is going to be a big action star soon... she says she has been practicing with all sorts of guns and knives for the past 2 year with the founder of the Delta Force.


Perfect Barbie shots:
http://cdn.celebuzz.com/cb/assets/users16/celebuzz/default/msg-12710788717-3.jpg
http://cdn.celebuzz.com/cb/assets/users16/celebuzz/default/msg-127107881611-3.jpg


She also says that she is not finished with the plastic surgeries, and that it is a lifelong project.


[Edited on April 13, 2010 at 7:56 PM. Reason : ]

4/13/2010 7:51:58 PM

aimorris
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I would definitely J all over her B's

4/13/2010 7:56:10 PM

GREEN JAY
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ugh, those tits are nasty. i dont even want to touch them

4/13/2010 8:06:47 PM

PackMan92
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her face ruins it for me

4/13/2010 9:12:24 PM

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bad plastic surgery.
the v2 was better.

they screwed up her eyes, look at her eyebrows.

her tits might make her fall over.

fail.

4/13/2010 10:52:58 PM

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4/13/2010 11:03:52 PM

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"I would definitely J all over her B's"

4/16/2010 5:57:47 PM

simonn
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she now looks like a fat girl that has been photoshopped to be skinny.

4/16/2010 6:04:53 PM

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diagnosis: bonerjammable

4/18/2010 6:46:36 AM

d7freestyler
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eww. no.

way better before.

4/18/2010 2:42:44 PM

Spontaneous
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Stepford wives ITT.

4/18/2010 2:50:44 PM

tromboner950
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"and now she looks 10 years older and like a soap actress"


she destroyed her face for real.

4/18/2010 2:51:03 PM

Mr. Joshua
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face looks much worse

4/18/2010 5:10:18 PM

ajgoff1286
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Would like to sleep with

4/18/2010 5:27:34 PM

lafta
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officially the worst plastic surgery i've ever seen

4/18/2010 5:28:23 PM

0EPII1
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^ what you actually mean is that it is "too perfect". she really looks like a real-life barbie more than any other celeb i can remember. the human element is gone.

4/18/2010 5:35:50 PM

d7freestyler
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how is an ugly face too perfect?

4/18/2010 5:36:37 PM

0EPII1
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i can't see how that face looks 'ugly' to anybody. google ugly faces and you will get ugly.

anyway, i was referring more the body than the face.

OMFG, what an ugly face:




[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 5:40 PM. Reason : ]

4/18/2010 5:39:45 PM

d7freestyler
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^ well to each their own. i think her new face looks more like a horse. i think she looked better before.
(although the picture you posted looks a little better.)

and her body looks more butchered to me than perfect, but i see what you're saying. the "barbie" image in extreme just isn't appealing.

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 5:42 PM. Reason : pic]

4/18/2010 5:40:46 PM

tromboner950
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Not that her face is exactly ugly now, but it's certainly much worse than before.

The changes made her look like a middle-aged cougar trying WAY too hard to look young rather than someone who is genuinely young (which she is... or would have been without the plastic, anyway).

4/18/2010 5:43:13 PM

0EPII1
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^^ yes, that's what i meant by the body... the human element is gone. looks like a computer-modeled statue with exaggerated proportions... "too perfect".

as for the face, sure, it was better before, but anybody who looks at the pic i just posted and says that's an 'ugly' face is not grounded in reality.


[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 5:44 PM. Reason : ]

4/18/2010 5:43:25 PM

d7freestyler
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or maybe they have different tastes.

i wouldn't expect you to understand that.

4/18/2010 5:44:14 PM

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4/18/2010 5:45:10 PM

d7freestyler
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ahahahahah

4/18/2010 5:45:48 PM

JTMONEYNCSU
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ahahah

4/18/2010 5:45:59 PM

Doc Rambo IV
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The surgery is over the top, don't get me wrong, I would still nail her given the opportunity, but now she looks like a really hot, mind you, trashy 30s something instead of what I am guessing is low 20s.

4/18/2010 5:46:23 PM

0EPII1
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"or maybe they have different tastes.

i wouldn't expect you to understand that."


no they don't. anybody who really calls the face in that pic ugly lives on some other planet where every woman looks like jennifer connelly/salma hayek/any name you want. or they don't know the meaning of 'ugly' and use it too lightly.

nice insult btw, as expected. good to see that you lose no chance to insult my background. keep it up. hope it helps you sleep at night.

btw, you are with a woman who is surgically enhanced, so i don't see how you come off knocking another woman who has got surgery done, even if too many of them. funny thing is, you say you don't expect me to understand that humans are different, but at the same time, you are knocking heidi for having different tastes than you, regarding HER body. why don't you understand it first before you expect me to?


[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 5:53 PM. Reason : don't bother responding, please]

4/18/2010 5:52:36 PM

d7freestyler
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how did i insult your background? you insulted a personal opinion. I think she is ugly. i am not attracted to her in the least. you aren't going to change my opinion on that.

i'm sure heidi thinks she looks good. that's great for her. i hope it improves her self esteem. i, in no way, insulted heidi for her choice for having plastic surgery. i merely stated an opinion. again, something you obviously don't understand.

4/18/2010 6:00:47 PM

punchmonk
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I feel an "OEPII1 vs d7freestyler" thread in the making

4/18/2010 6:02:53 PM

Jen
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"anybody who looks at the pic i just posted and says that's an 'ugly' face is not grounded in reality.
"


may i just add that anyone who looks at that photo and doesn't see the makeup and endless airbrushing is also not grounded in reality. The face is quite pretty, albeit inanimate looking, but thats personally what seems so unappealing about it.









in some of these i would even go so far as to say she more unattractive then attractive.

4/18/2010 6:19:50 PM

khcadwal
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i agree. i think she looks disgusting now

but i said that earlier in this thread. i like natural better than plastic and skeleton weird face surgery girls.

4/18/2010 6:21:21 PM

punchmonk
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I know this is about Heidi but has her guy had things done?

4/18/2010 6:21:51 PM

AstralAdvent
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i think he uses extenZe

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/18/2010 6:24:33 PM

tromboner950
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Her new face is.... lumpy.

It's like the plastic surgeon saw her and thought "how can I make this look more like a potato?"






[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 6:32 PM. Reason : visual aid]

4/18/2010 6:28:26 PM

CalledToArms
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"The changes made her look like a middle-aged cougar trying WAY too hard to look young rather than someone who is genuinely young"


exactly how I feel. Looking at old pics she actually had a cute face before.

Now, I won't say its ugly but it is certainly not in the realm of my tastes and what I consider attractive.

4/18/2010 6:32:56 PM

AstralAdvent
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shit, an old lady my age? fuck yea!

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/18/2010 6:34:18 PM

0EPII1
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"great source of protein"

oh lord

4/18/2010 6:34:33 PM

khcadwal
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^^^^ best description of her face ever. totally a potato

[Edited on April 18, 2010 at 6:34 PM. Reason : .]

4/18/2010 6:34:40 PM

BigEgo
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"quoting KWD eh? "


glad someone caught that

4/18/2010 6:43:01 PM

CalledToArms
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4/18/2010 7:26:39 PM

lafta
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i think her outsides are trying to catch up to how messed up her insides got

4/18/2010 10:38:03 PM

Spontaneous
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Set 'em up!

4/18/2010 10:38:29 PM

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