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""but no one wants a friend whos sig other is ALWAYS around.""

that just means you don't like the sig other.

2/5 friends i still have from >5yrs ago are a couple that i cannot think of one time (other than their wedding night) where they were apart. and i love hanging with them.

2/3/2010 11:47:09 PM

thats the exception not the rule

if you didn't already know that, you should prob pick up a copy of hes just not that into you

(trying not to be bitchy but its true)

[Edited on February 3, 2010 at 11:49 PM. Reason : skdjf]

2/3/2010 11:48:39 PM

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"BLOUNTVILLE, Tenn. — A Tennessee sheriff's deputy arrested on a drunken driving charge wound up in a dog house before he was taken to the big house. The Kingsport Times-News reported the details of a Tennessee Highway Patrol arrest report, which said 47-year-old Samuel Monroe Bledsoe was kicking the windows of a trooper's cruiser on his way to a hospital for a blood test. The report said Bledsoe was then locked inside the cruiser's K-9 cage for his safety. Trooper David Osborne said in the report that Bledsoe performed poorly during a field sobriety test - even after it was explained to Bledsoe 18 times. The Sullivan County Sheriff's Office later fired Bledsoe. Bledsoe was free Wednesday on $1,500 bond. A message left at a phone number listed for Bledsoe was not immediately returned."

2/4/2010 12:07:22 AM

bottombaby annoys the FUCK out of me on the first page

she always thinks she's the fucking exception to the fucking rule

FUCK FUCK FUCK

2/4/2010 12:14:15 AM

I know some that are acceptable. Got one friend with a thoroughly cool wife and parents who are happy to look after their kid. They're coming with me and other friends to a massive mardi gras showdown later this month, and they hang just fine. But like many said, that's the exception, even before a kid comes along and demands attention no matter what the parents would like to do.

Plenty of others get married (or even just in a serious relationship) and drop off the face of the earth with regards to friends. That was me...once. It won't be me again.

You also gotta remember it's not just marriage -- it's work. For a lot of people, marriage/engagement coincides fairly well with demanding jobs (and marriage makes those jobs even more important). If the dude was around all time time the wife would probably be happy to get him out of the house, but he has limited time to spend with the spouse -- and more importantly, that motherfucker had better get paid.

2/4/2010 12:24:28 AM

i'm more amused by the amount of married men who don't get sex/oral sex or neither and think that's ok and it's part of being married.

tell your wife to quit being such a cunt

2/4/2010 12:27:17 AM

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"and its always easier to get forgiveness than permission"

You don't know much about women.

2/4/2010 12:31:01 AM

i'm more amused by the amount of married men women who don't get sex/oral sex or neither and think that's ok and it's part of being married.

tell your wife husband to quit being such a cunt

2/4/2010 12:33:00 AM

Let's all be clear that when somebody says, "Oh shit, I have to check in before [blank]," they are lying...

Nobody does these things because they have to. They do them because they want to. They want to know what's up with the other person, and they want to be courteous.

If single people are bothered by this, they should just go ahead and take it personally since their friends are indeed choosing to check in and skip the strip club and get home before 12...they're choosing those things, not being forced by some mythical monster spouse.

Maybe your friends get annoyed with you after you've had a few, Mr. Famous. Maybe they'd rather be in bed watching Letterman and reading with their wives.

2/4/2010 12:35:35 AM

Here's what it boils down to: If you're going down on your spouse and they're not going down on you, they're a cunt. There. I've resolved the two gender sides of this problem.

^Nobody would rather be watching Letterman than doing virtually anything else.

[Edited on February 4, 2010 at 12:36 AM. Reason : ]

2/4/2010 12:35:51 AM

SHE'S GOT MY DICK!

2/4/2010 12:48:44 AM

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"Maybe they'd rather be in bed watching Letterman and reading fucking around with their wives."

Fixed it for you.

2/4/2010 12:55:41 AM

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"Yeah, I'm not a bitch either. I just don't want to be involved in obnoxious, petty girl drama shit. Or listen to their LIKE OMG CONVOS and how they have matching Uggs and running shorts and the same birth control. Oh, and they hooked up with the same guy"

What the fuck kind of women are you people in the habit of talking to?

2/4/2010 12:57:03 AM

I like you wolfpackgrrr...

I like you a lot...



Can I's talk to you?

[Edited on February 4, 2010 at 1:00 AM. Reason : .]

2/4/2010 12:57:57 AM

Let's goss! Or whatever the hell people say in chick flicks

2/4/2010 1:01:27 AM

i only have one girlfriend that i legitly girl out with

she does my hair, i paint her nails, we take naps, drink wine, hot tub, chick flicks, ice cream, bake.. seriously ALL the stereotypical stuff.

and we dont live in the same city so i think when we do hang out its total girl overload and it lasts me awhile

the rest of the time its regular stuff.

2/4/2010 1:22:01 AM

bottom line....guys hate girls that say tey are just another one of the guys

2/4/2010 1:24:18 AM

^ I'd buy that.

While I like hanging out with "the guys" I can recognize that sometimes they don't want my ass there. Hell, sometimes I don't want my ass there. I find the need to hang out with your SO all the time really annoying or the territory of teenage lovers.

2/4/2010 1:29:23 AM

My wife doesn't usually hang out with me, but she can most definitely be "one of the guys."

Ie: I loved the time I was hanging out with like 6 of my guy friends, and out of no where, she made a valid point that, "HEY, It's not gay if the balls don't touch..." I believe one guy spewed his drink and the other 5 lost it as well. Epic win on her part.

However, she isn't one of the guys, she understands that, and everyone I hang out with knows when they invite me, it's only me. If you really want my wife to come, then you can say, "you and your wife are invited to ____" or "Hey, you wanna come to ______? You can bring your wife if you want." Or if it's a big deal to me, then I ask, "hey, can my wife come too?" We are not a package deal. I don't know why this is a touchy subject with a lot of people. *scratches head*

2/4/2010 1:33:02 AM

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"You can't take your ring off when you're out of town for the weekend?"

Just echoing the idea that this sentence isn't even close to being in line with the rest of them.

2/4/2010 3:26:16 AM

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" have to check in to see if its cool to stay for the 2nd half? Yeah, but only to make sure she didn't have any awesome surprises waiting for me at home. I've missed out on some cool shit before. "

Unless it was a 3some, you didn't miss out on anything.

And if you say your wife cooked some special dish, then I must ask why does she not cook that dish more often?

And if you say your wife had on some new lingerie, then I must ask why you don't make her wear clothes like that around the house all the time?

And if you say your wife was pwning noobs on xbox live, then I must inform you that I wtfpwned her face and called her a bitch over the mic.

Oh razzle dazzle

[Edited on February 4, 2010 at 4:41 AM. Reason : gossip about me]

2/4/2010 4:39:33 AM

Women: You are not nearly as much fun to hang out with as other guys. Let me ask a question... Guys, have you ever heard this when you and a bunch of your buddies are hanging out, "You know what would make this even better... if my girl was here!" Doesn't fucking happen. Anytime somebody's girl is there it automatically gets less fun.

I don't care how cool the chick is, if she's down with strip clubs, if she loves craps, etc. There will be a point at which she ruins it when things would otherwise have been totally ok if it was just a bunch of dudes. That point may be when she walks in on Kaos the stripper is snorting a rail off your dick or it may be when Steve has had 8 beers and he's only allowed 6 and he didn't check in, at some point she will ruin it.

I don't have any married friends, only acquaintances. No single guy does.

[Edited on February 4, 2010 at 4:45 AM. Reason : ]

2/4/2010 4:44:19 AM

^^ Don't judge me.

It's not that I have to, more that I want to. There is a difference.

[Edited on February 4, 2010 at 4:59 AM. Reason : .]

2/4/2010 4:57:48 AM

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"hat point may be when she walks in on Kaos the stripper is snorting a rail off your dick"

2/4/2010 5:17:26 AM

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"I have to check in and see if I can con my wife out of cash to spend at the bar, and I have to call to make sure we're not going to end up at the same titty bar. I can't take the ring off cause it's stuck, and I have to be home by 12 because I'm old as fuck and started drinking at 2. I can't smoke weed with Slave Famous because he's puffing on that bullshit and not that Buddha loving bomb shit."

hahahahahahaahahaha

2/4/2010 6:47:39 AM

Seriously, I used to consider myself "one of the guys".

By senior year of college, I realized that all of my guy friends had tried to get in my pants. Fail.

Now I'm the queen of girls' nights and girlie events. Granted, I hate shopping, makeup, spas, etc. But it's not all about that. Sure, listening to my gfs talk about their plastic surgeons is hilarious. But we also talk about travel, social issues, upcoming social events, sports, etc. And everyone has wild stories that you wouldn't hear if boys were around.

So any girl who doesn't like other girls, maybe you just haven't found the right ones. Some girls do suck, but hanging with good girlfriends is way more fun than dealing w/a jerk who just wants to get in your pants.

2/4/2010 7:48:26 AM

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"I wtfpwned her face"

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you've never touched a real vagina. Men who get laid do not talk like this.

2/4/2010 7:52:43 AM

Decent trolling by Slave Famous ITT.

2/4/2010 8:33:14 AM

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"Why would the wife say no? That's an excuse for her to have a Girls' Night Out and go dancing and drink martinis."

For real - I know I'm not married yet but I think some of yall assume we would be all sad that we were left at home! Some of us would be excited and have a girls night (like mentioned above) or maybe our own dance party at home

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""Yeah, I'm not a bitch either. I just don't want to be involved in obnoxious, petty girl drama shit. Or listen to their LIKE OMG CONVOS and how they have matching Uggs and running shorts and the same birth control. Oh, and they hooked up with the same guy" What the fuck kind of women are you people in the habit of talking to? "

QFT. I hate Uggs, I think the only time I've had a convo about running shorts was with begonias (and only because I got some from her at the swap), and the only time I talk to my friends about BC is when I'm pissed off at it.

2/4/2010 9:12:32 AM

^well put, Sam. Most girls are not ugg-obsessed sorostitutes. I'd want to be friends w/you if I lived in Raleigh.

2/4/2010 9:16:43 AM

I feel like i've been on both sides of this. Early on in college I was in a long relationship while many of my friends were single and i kinda got trapped and missed a lot of good times over the course of three years.

Now conversely, i'm the only single one out of the core group that still live in town. Three of guys have very cool girlfriends. I can count on them to want to go out on the weekends or at least get together even if it's just hanging out drinking and bullshitting. But just as easily, these three guys can blow off their SOs on a whim and go binging for a night or head out of town or do whatever without too much hassel.

We had one guy get married this past year and now he's the acquaintence. They are the couple that will pop in where ever we are, at the bar or someone's house for about an hour, have one beer, and then just take off with no real excuse.

Sadly, my best friend has gotten trapped with a girl who has almost no other friends outside of him. She latched on, moved in, convinced him to get a dog and redecorate his house, and take her on a cruise in less than a year. It's partly his fault because he's become a pushover but if we have a guy's night he usually ruins it by bringing her along or dipping out early to be with her. His most popular excuse is "she wants to just stay in this weekend since we all went out last weekend". I mean, don't you fucking live together, isn't every Sunday-Thursday "just stay in night"?

2/4/2010 9:18:06 AM

wiener cousins

2/4/2010 9:18:22 AM

Word We could hit up the strip clubs and go sing karaoke!

2/4/2010 9:18:59 AM

Oh schnizzle.

Those are some of thumper's favorite things.

Epic GNO coming soon!

2/4/2010 9:29:28 AM

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""but no one wants a friend whos sig other is ALWAYS around.""

Tru for men, but it is the exact opposite for women. My GF always wants to bring me along with her girls to dancing, drinking, etc and I'm just not interested in being a chapperone/body-guard for drunk chicks. I try to get her to go without me. Then her friends are like "Where's Justin? Why isn't he coming"?

2/4/2010 9:36:15 AM

....and then I get a bunch of calls from hammered girls.

2/4/2010 9:39:06 AM

Girls do love to drunk dial.

Or they like to call a DD to come pick them up from the bar. Always good to have a gf w/a caring bf who can drive the drunkies around.

2/4/2010 9:43:18 AM

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"Thats generally kind of part of being married. You have to consider someone else's thoughts/feelings in pretty much everything you do. There are of course exceptions."

I wish it was really a matter of consideration but we all know it isn't. calling to inform your significant other of what you're doing is considerate, but in reality people call to ask for permission. the guy's deep voice goes to that high pitched almost whisper tone when asking, it is fucking embarrassing. I'm not saying i'm not guilty, but it is in no way simply a matter of consideration alone.

Some times I admit you will say you can't go and use the wife/gf as an excuse, but if you're calling that isn't the case.

what gets me is that i know men whose girlfriends and wives and either out right said they couldn't go or have made them feel bad for wanting to go when all that was taking place at home was watching the bachelor and so you think you can dance.

i don't give a shit what sort of impromptu plans my gf has, but with men and women it isn't a two way street. why? because men can have fun on the fly. if my gf is gone i can rally up some friends and if i can't i can go out on my own or take pleasure in staying at home. however, with girls it is different. i think Samwise16 touched on it...women don't want to miss out.

If the guy is having fun and they're not then they feel as if they're missing out. Eventually, though, girls realize that they can't rally their clique on the fly and that their guy leaving means they'll be at home bored and he'll come home drunk and happy. women are highly competitive and jealous individuals so this does not appeal to them.

2/4/2010 9:54:52 AM

For the most part I fucking hate my friends' girlfriends. They ruin our time constantly, whether they show up or not.

Last night I was hanging out with 4 buddies and 3 of them were getting endlessly harassed on their phones. These guys end up giving in 5 out of 7 nights (roughly), and these bitches seriously couldn't control themselves on dude's night. Ridiculous.

If girlfriends show up, it just means there's more mooching off of the beer, the stash, and the food. Women practically never contribute, they are under the impression that weed, beer, and food are free, apparently. I guess only dudes can come across 55-60 bucks every few weeks.

[Edited on February 4, 2010 at 9:58 AM. Reason : .]

2/4/2010 9:57:50 AM

If you're asking permission, you married the wrong chick.

2/4/2010 10:01:05 AM

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" i think Samwise16 touched on it...women don't want to miss out. "

What? I never touched on any topic of "not wanting to miss out".......

2/4/2010 10:01:13 AM

I'm speaking in gross generalities, of course. Not every girlfriend of my buddies is like this.

For the most part, however, they have to be treated like fucking children and princesses. They constantly have to be the center of attention or they FUCKING. LOSE. IT.

2/4/2010 10:04:31 AM

I think Ken only checks with me just to see if we have something going on at the same time. He does not need my permission to hang out with the guys.

As far as how the thread has hit a tangent, I am a girl's girl. I do have a hard time with really girlie girls but I have been friends with them too. I think it all about not being competitive. I think when a girl finds that I don't give a fuck about getting attention from others, they tend to relax and calm down. I gladly give up all the attention for her. I just think what makes it hard for women to be friends with other women is the need to compete. I think that is why it can be easier to be friends with men. Got to be honest, I don't trust men men very often so often times I try to work out the friendship with girls. I do have to agree with bottombaby, it often feels like a relationship with women, more so than it does with men. With all this said, I do think whoever you are friends with, there is an attraction of some sort.

2/4/2010 10:06:14 AM

what's going on here?

2/4/2010 10:06:19 AM

i wouldn't mind getting back into a relationship but seeing things some things from the outside...the high pitched boyfriend voice, the asking permission, and the onslaught of texts demanding attention makes me happy that i dont have to deal with that.

sure, i miss the sex and being close to someone but i'll pass on that other shit.


funny thing, two weeks ago i was in NYC with 3 of my friends. All in serious relationships, again i am not. 3 iPhones, and 1 blackberry between us. All charged up before we got to the city, using apps all day to find places, eateries, sights, subway stations etc etc. Before we even got on the train to leave NYC the other 3 phones were dead due to the constant texts of "where are you now?, i'm so jealous, where are you, why can't you call me, what are you doing?"

yeah nothx

2/4/2010 10:06:58 AM

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"the high pitched boyfriend voice"

Hahahaha I use this voice for my dog just to piss off Eric.

2/4/2010 10:08:34 AM

just dont get a needyass girl

2/4/2010 10:08:42 AM

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"Tru for men, but it is the exact opposite for women. My GF always wants to bring me along with her girls to dancing, drinking, etc and I'm just not interested in being a chapperone/body-guard for drunk chicks"

I have this problem too.

I do not want to go dancing. ever. I did it back in college because it helped me get the panties off. I don't need to resort to such tactics at my age.

2/4/2010 10:09:38 AM

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"just dont get a needyass girl "

these are few and far between

2/4/2010 10:10:27 AM

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"girls realize that they can't rally their clique on the fly and that their guy leaving means they'll be at home bored and he'll come home drunk and happy. women are highly competitive and jealous individuals so this does not appeal to them."

Then these girls have the wrong friends. Or they need more friends. What kind of loser girls are your friends dating?

I always tell my guy friends, "If a girl doesn't have any girlfriends at all, it probably means that she has jealousy/insecurity issues."

And I tell my girl friends the same thing about guys who don't have guy friends.

Obviously, it's a rash generalization, but nine times out of ten, it's true. People who don't have friends of the same gender generally have insecurity issues. Or they're just mean/douchebaggy/bitchy.

2/4/2010 10:11:00 AM