Depending on what the pun is, not much.

Why does the caged bird sing?

3/3/2010 9:21:33 PM

Not sure, but you should ask Maya Angelou, rumor has it she knows.

will NCSU BBall ever regain respect? or will be the laughing stock of the ACC forever?

3/3/2010 9:29:26 PM

is my answer



how gay am i for watching american idol?

[Edited on March 3, 2010 at 9:37 PM. Reason : V haha sweet, my ringtone is The Red and White]

3/3/2010 9:34:32 PM

not as gay as if you had fur elise as your ring tone


do you like kickin chicken (wild turkey and jameson)?

3/3/2010 9:35:20 PM

no idea what that is.

will you FDT?

3/4/2010 12:56:18 AM

I can't say because I'm not sure what FDT stands for. Fast data transfer, maybe.

What's the hardest question I will be asked tomorrow at my interview?

3/4/2010 12:59:30 AM

^FDT=Free dem titties

to answer your question: What would you say are your major weaknesses?

and on that note, for the next poster: What would you say are your major weaknesses?

3/4/2010 1:21:30 AM

Spending too much time on TWW

What are your major weaknesses?

3/4/2010 1:38:33 AM

pussy, tits, and kryptonite.

also some people tell me i'm too nice

how much time every day do you waste on TWW?

3/4/2010 1:40:51 AM

couple of hours (but i like to think of it as character building and thus not a waste )

what is the best class you have ever taken at NCSU and why?

3/4/2010 10:17:37 AM

Advanced Screenwriting with Professor Barnhardt, who rocks. The class was filled with grad students and all of the screenplays were really good.

If you could go back in time and do something differently, what would you do and why?

3/4/2010 10:19:03 AM

So many, many things, but most importantly I would have tried harder in highschool and college, because my failure to apply myself set me back at least 8 years.

Who do you hate the most?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:24 AM. Reason : ]

3/4/2010 10:24:39 AM

I hate my ex, Chris, the most.

Who do you love the most?

3/4/2010 10:26:21 AM

I love your brother the most!

What's your favorite movie?

3/4/2010 10:26:49 AM

Royal Tenenbaums

Where in the world would you go, if money was no object?

3/4/2010 10:29:12 AM

Bouvet Island.

Do you want to have kids?

3/4/2010 10:29:55 AM

no fucking clue

favorite liquor?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:30 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 10:30:13 AM

Munich/Austria for an entire winter. Skiing and drinking.

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:30 AM. Reason : answer one of the other questions. i'm slow.]

3/4/2010 10:30:14 AM

^^^Only if I had a husband that I loved who also wanted children and had similar views toward child-rearing. I would not raise a child by myself.

^^ Knob Creek or Booker's

Why is dating so hard?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:32 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 10:31:30 AM

bourbon

what's your favorite dish? I won't cook it for you but i'll order it from Zanzabar's!

3/4/2010 10:31:51 AM

^ & ^^

what an awesome series

Why is dating so hard?
Bourbon.

3/4/2010 10:32:26 AM

^^ bourbon

Favorite dish is ceviche.

What's your fav beer?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:33 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 10:32:42 AM

^ My favorite every-day beer is Coors Light. My favorite GOOD beer is Newcastle.

How's my ass taste?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:34 AM. Reason : a]

3/4/2010 10:33:40 AM

Like syrup. And I prefer syrup.

Ass or titties?

3/4/2010 10:34:13 AM

^ Ass for sure!

Who's your favorite New Kid?

3/4/2010 10:34:45 AM

Far left, whichever one that is.

Who is your fav Spice Girl?

3/4/2010 10:36:36 AM

fuck yeah, Joey Mac!

3/4/2010 10:37:26 AM

^Victoria Beckham

what are you looking forward to?

3/4/2010 10:39:30 AM

Being completely out of debt (about a year away)

What is your biggest regret?

3/4/2010 10:40:36 AM

^^ my triathlon in may

^ making a really hard decision in college

what's your favorite accent?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:41 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 10:40:40 AM

Australian

What are you having for lunch.

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:41 AM. Reason : damn too slow]

3/4/2010 10:40:51 AM

Looking forward to visiting my bff's bachelorette party next weekend and her wedding 3 weekends from now.

What will be your next major purchase?

3/4/2010 10:41:25 AM

house

Whats the next thing you want to accomplish?

3/4/2010 10:42:03 AM

Fuck this thread, it's too hard to keep up

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:42 AM. Reason : a]

3/4/2010 10:42:38 AM

Quote :

"Whats the next thing you want to accomplish?"

Complete a triathlon

Quote :

"pool or hot tub"

hot tub


Beach or mountains?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:43 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 10:43:38 AM

Beach.

ATM?

3/4/2010 10:44:15 AM

^^depends on who I'm with

^^beach boy here

^nthx

city or country?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:45 AM. Reason : s]

3/4/2010 10:44:31 AM

This thread is moving too fast for me to write out well thought answers.

3/4/2010 10:45:12 AM

CITY

whens your birthday?

3/4/2010 10:45:20 AM

dec. 28th,

what's your sign?

3/4/2010 10:46:09 AM

gemini

are we astrologically compatible?

3/4/2010 10:47:26 AM

Do you really believe in Astrology? Like... really believe in it?

3/4/2010 10:48:31 AM

Most of my best friends have birthdays the exact same week as I do. And most of my exes have birthdays within the same week or two-week period, so something must be there.

What's your favorite type of food?

3/4/2010 10:50:00 AM

^we are a good match

^^ grain of salt

^ healthy, trying new things

what's the hardest thing you had to do?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:51 AM. Reason : s]

3/4/2010 10:50:14 AM

The hardest thing I had to do was break up with a live-in boyfriend.

Why do you get out of bed every day?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:51 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 10:51:26 AM

cause i gotta get paid


do you enjoy camping?

3/4/2010 10:53:52 AM

^^I get out of bed right now to get to a point in life where it is a choice rather than a requirement to get out of bed



^ depends on who I'm with

what's something you live by?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:55 AM. Reason : s]

3/4/2010 10:54:18 AM

Fuck Bitches. Get Money.

?

3/4/2010 10:55:09 AM

^^^ I love camping

^^ I live by a lake -- and by the motto, "only boring people get bored"

^

Who do you look up to the most?

[Edited on March 4, 2010 at 10:55 AM. Reason : .]

3/4/2010 10:55:32 AM

That really tall guy that always comes in my office and stands uncomfortably close to me with his genitals in my face.

Favorite book?

3/4/2010 11:00:32 AM