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Spiders on the ceiling.

12/26/2010 11:38:40 PM

There is absolutely NOTHING irrational about being scared of spiders

12/27/2010 8:39:50 AM

I have a fear that my dick is hanging out of the front of my pants

12/27/2010 9:11:16 AM

That if I get McDonald's chicken nuggets, that there is going to be a hunk of gristle or fat in them.

12/27/2010 12:16:06 PM

I fear wading in muddy beds

So much that I am constantly lookin up ways to beable to do it an be assured of its safety

the funny thing is there is barely any caution to it, as if it is not that big a deal and everything i read pretty much says as much.

However if i feel my feet sink a damn inch, im backing the fuck out. Im terrified of mud I just dont see how its not a big deal, who knows how deep the mud is

I also fear wading above belly button level. its not even that I am a bad swimmer, i dont know what the hell my problem is I cannot over come it. I turn around and go back where i came from.

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 12:19 PM. Reason : f]

12/27/2010 12:19:19 PM

Dead people freak me out too. I've told my wife that at somepoint in the future when we are a bit older, she has to get her own bed or sleep on the couch or something because I have a fear of waking up in the morning to discover I'm sleeping next to her dead body.
I frequent another forum and a few months ago a guy posted that this happened to his wife. She was in her late 30's and just randomly died in her sleep. I would have to move and leave all my furniture in the old house and just buy all new stuff.

I also don't like going in houses where I know someone has died. My wife's step-father died in the house she grew up in and I pretty much refuse to go in there unless it's just completely unavoidable. We've been together for 10+yrs (married for 6) and have only been in there a handful of times since I found out.
This is also the reason I hate living in older places. Can't stand not knowing what has gone on in a certain place

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 2:25 PM. Reason : more stuff]

12/27/2010 2:20:40 PM

My biggest fear is suffocation. Kissing guys with big noses can be a problem, because they tend to smush one side of my nose shut and all I can think about is not being able to breathe out of that nostril. I think the suction tool at the dentist is going to slip down my throat and suck all the air out of my lungs. I can't sleep with my head under the blanket, even when it is super cold because I think I might fall asleep that way and breathe all the air out and then die.

12/27/2010 3:25:45 PM

my biggest fear is the darkness. Sometimes when I hit a sudden dark spot on a night run, I panic like someone is chasing after me.

[Edited on December 27, 2010 at 3:34 PM. Reason : brag]

12/27/2010 3:34:44 PM

bees, wasps and the like. I actually scream and run if I hear a buzzing noise.


I'm also scared to go into my attic. My dad was just here and he took a look at my heater in the attic. He left the light on up there and called me after he left to tell me I had to go up there to turn it off. Took me 5-10 minutes to sike myself up to pull the door down, another few minutes to get the stairs open and as I stepped up the ladder I had to keep bobbing my head up and down and up and down with my eyes closed. It took me forever to open my eyes and peer out. my attic scares me.

12/27/2010 3:45:04 PM

That these little sparrows that keep trying to get into my house are trying to kill me and my pet parrots.

12/27/2010 6:09:54 PM

Also escalators. I do the elf thing everytime because I don't want to get on them.

12/29/2010 12:28:34 AM

going blind

getting all of my teeth knocked out

12/29/2010 1:50:58 AM

i used to be deathly afraid that if I got a boner while in a perfect enclosure of some kind, it would divide by zero.

12/29/2010 2:44:27 AM

Doing something similar to what dweedle said about knocking out teeth.
Praying mantises
Cockroaches
That suction tool at the dentist . . . it sucks the air out of my lungs every single time and it makes me flip out.
Seeing that I have voice mail and knowing that I'll have to check it to erase them
Heights
Walking up stairs that I can see through - like the ones at Crabtree, my legs start to shake.

12/29/2010 8:16:30 AM

^ don't set up your voice mail. I hate mine so I never set it up either

12/29/2010 4:20:45 PM

I am completely scared of getting a splinter in my tongue while eating a popsicle. FREAKED OUT may be a better way to describe it.

I HAVE TO HAVE MY SUGAR FREE ORANGE POPSICLES!!!

5/27/2011 2:22:59 PM

I have a fear of aging.

5/27/2011 2:26:02 PM

clowns

5/27/2011 2:30:14 PM

snakes

5/27/2011 2:30:54 PM

sharks

5/27/2011 2:46:41 PM