Happy for you old "boyfriend". He got married and contributed to society instead of being a godless sodomite. you should try it

4/16/2010 8:22:55 PM

For some reason, the term "godless sodomite" really makes me smile.

4/16/2010 8:24:28 PM

In a bed.

No.

No.

4/16/2010 8:24:56 PM

In a bed.
Yes.
Yes.

4/16/2010 8:26:02 PM

It came as a surprise, really.

4/16/2010 8:34:02 PM

Anybody else collect V-cards like they're made by Upper Deck*?








* or Topps or Wizards of the Coast

4/16/2010 8:41:04 PM

I have one guy's V-card.

It's hard for me to define girl on girl sexual relations, but I definitely was a first for a few ladies.

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 8:55 PM. Reason : .]

4/16/2010 8:52:22 PM

Quote :

"Happy for you old "boyfriend". He got married and contributed to society instead of being a godless sodomite. you should try it"

Oh, he wasn't a boyfriend. I was definitely trying to recruit him to the homosexual lifestyle.

And if having God means I'm less accepting of others, then I want no part of it. That said, I'm also familiar with the teachings of Jesus, and he had lots to say on tolerance and acceptance of one's fellow man.

... Just waiting now for someone to make a joke about my fellow man. lol

4/16/2010 8:52:52 PM

God loves homosexuals because they help keep the population under control.

4/16/2010 8:56:37 PM

Seriously though, do you have to fuck someone's butt or have your butt fucked to lose your gay virginity? I'm guessing the latter...

4/16/2010 8:58:49 PM

I'll pray for you tonight - and for your lifestyle choice.

4/16/2010 8:59:59 PM

Gays get double the virginity, and still get to enjoy blowjobs.

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 9:00 PM. Reason : ^ keep up the faith, brother.]

4/16/2010 9:00:17 PM

Quote :

"Seriously though, do you have to fuck someone's butt or have your butt fucked to lose your gay virginity? I'm guessing the latter..."

You have to suck a stranger in a dirty bathroom or have a pedofilic experience with your uncle to lose the "gay" vcard.

4/16/2010 9:04:49 PM

I think gay people are pretty cool.

4/16/2010 9:04:55 PM

^^ that's true only if you want to earn a frequent flyer privilege

4/16/2010 9:06:10 PM

aids

4/16/2010 9:11:09 PM

Cha cha cha

4/16/2010 9:12:18 PM

I don't mind gay people per se

but if a gay guy also turns out to be douche, then he is usually a lot douchier than your average douche

at least that's been my experience

4/16/2010 9:13:22 PM

Well duh, that's because he'd otherwise have to be a drag queen.

4/16/2010 9:14:37 PM

Optimum, I am appointing you to be the new TWW spokesman for homosexuals. You're far less whiny than evan.

4/16/2010 9:16:14 PM

This thread went from decent to hilarious in six moves.

4/16/2010 9:16:21 PM

^^^
wat

he could just be a regular guy who happened to be gay

or even an effeminate flaming gay guy who happened not to be a douche

4/16/2010 9:16:23 PM

pedophiles

4/16/2010 9:16:35 PM

^ Sweet! When did I join the catholic church?

4/16/2010 9:21:14 PM

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

4/16/2010 9:28:30 PM

Ok, I'm bored now. Back to the virginity talk.

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 9:38 PM. Reason : V beat you. ]

4/16/2010 9:37:37 PM

This thread sucks again.

4/16/2010 9:37:40 PM

Ok, so there is a bit of a point to it.

What constitutes as lesbians losing their virginity?
Srssly.
The resident lesbian expert (my husband) is at work, so he's not around to enlighten me.

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 9:42 PM. Reason : .]

4/16/2010 9:42:30 PM

^^^

Quote :

"You guessed 12 of 19 correctly (%63.2). Your grade: C- Out of 3,147,348 people who took this test, the average score is: %47.2"

4/16/2010 9:42:37 PM

In the bosses bed.

Definitely.

Yes. She's my wife. Kinda have to.

4/16/2010 9:42:48 PM

Quote :

"The resident lesbian expert (my husband) is at work, so he's not around to enlighten me."

My fuck what a freaky family.

4/16/2010 9:46:45 PM

Holy crap, can we please get back to talking about floppy breasts?

4/16/2010 9:48:13 PM

I would qualify scissoring as the lesbian cherry popper.

I am also thinking about marketing an item or band called "Lesbian Cherry Popper".

4/16/2010 9:48:32 PM

ever been with a woman?

4/16/2010 9:48:49 PM

Yes!

4/16/2010 9:49:26 PM

He was nicknamed the Lesbian Slayer in college because he had quite a few lesbianic conquests.

4/16/2010 9:50:02 PM

I befriend lesbians easily, due to my boyish looks, but I can't turn them, due to my boyish looks.

4/16/2010 9:54:40 PM

i don't know how he did it, but he managed to date 2 full fledged lesbians and 1 rampant bisexual before he got around to me.

i tell him that it's because he's the girliest man i know.

4/16/2010 9:55:49 PM

Like everyone else did --

In a basement with a jewish girl while her parents were upstairs watching tv.

4/16/2010 10:01:50 PM

I realize this thread is about losing my virginity....which I have not, but hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.

I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:

Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.

Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.

Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.

Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)

Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.

Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.

This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.

I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.

If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest!

4/16/2010 10:03:06 PM

Quote :

"I befriend lesbians easily, due to my boyish looks, but I can't turn them, due to my boyish looks."

I note you haven't posted any recent pics in the beautiful face thread.

4/16/2010 10:06:17 PM

Quote :

"(I) haven't posted any recent pics in the beautiful face thread."

4/16/2010 10:07:28 PM

It's for us to judge, SIR.

4/16/2010 10:09:28 PM

My roommate has only had sex once, and so whenever we bring it up she thinks she's a born again virgin.

The conversations go something like this:
Me:" You know how things change when people have sex?"
Her: "No... I wouldn't know."
Me: "Well wait, about when..."
Her: "THAT WAS ONE TIME. IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!"

Ahahahahaha. I crack up everytime

4/16/2010 10:17:00 PM

It's like pool, less than four inches doesn't count.

4/16/2010 10:20:24 PM

Unless the guy who was ramming her had a penis smaller than 4", it definitely counts

4/16/2010 10:22:27 PM

^^ stop talking about me that way.

[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 10:22 PM. Reason : Doc-tor]

4/16/2010 10:22:39 PM

Quote :

"she kept the condom - thought that was fucked up"

what in the hell?



and I have never devirginized anyone.

4/17/2010 1:43:05 AM

Quote :

"thegoodoctor: My roommate has only had sex once, and so whenever we bring it up she thinks she's a born again virgin. "

I went so long that my friends started calling me a born again virgin despite my complaints.

And they built all this shit up around how I was gonna lose my "second virginity."

The pressure was ridiculous.

4/17/2010 2:02:42 AM

Quote :

"What constitutes as lesbians losing their virginity? Srssly. The resident lesbian expert (my husband) is at work, so he's not around to enlighten me."

Virginity is a relative term. The only reason people even equate it to vaginal penetration is because there's whats the most common use for the term in modern society. In actuality, it can be varied on the culture and person. It's not a concrete and well-defined term (like so many things are) and people take it way too literally. For people of another orientation, they among the culture may feel that the sexual contact alone counts as your first time, such as how many people think and feel that oral sex counts as having lost ones virginity (and some church groups count it because it's a lose to purity, too). Being that I'm not homosexual, just for EMCE, I can't say how they define it, but receiving or giving anal sex seems like it would make sense--you don't have to be one or the other, you can be either. To say it has to be one thing to be virginity is ignoring the fact that it's not a scientific variable, its a socially designated parameter.

Anyway.

4/17/2010 2:26:12 AM