GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Happy for you old "boyfriend". He got married and contributed to society instead of being a godless sodomite. you should try it 4/16/2010 8:22:55 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
For some reason, the term "godless sodomite" really makes me smile. 4/16/2010 8:24:28 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
In a bed.
No.
No. 4/16/2010 8:24:56 PM
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puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
In a bed. Yes. Yes. 4/16/2010 8:26:02 PM
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catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
It came as a surprise, really. 4/16/2010 8:34:02 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Anybody else collect V-cards like they're made by Upper Deck*?
* or Topps or Wizards of the Coast 4/16/2010 8:41:04 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
I have one guy's V-card.
It's hard for me to define girl on girl sexual relations, but I definitely was a first for a few ladies.
[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 8:55 PM. Reason : .] 4/16/2010 8:52:22 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Happy for you old "boyfriend". He got married and contributed to society instead of being a godless sodomite. you should try it" |
Oh, he wasn't a boyfriend. I was definitely trying to recruit him to the homosexual lifestyle.
And if having God means I'm less accepting of others, then I want no part of it. That said, I'm also familiar with the teachings of Jesus, and he had lots to say on tolerance and acceptance of one's fellow man.
... Just waiting now for someone to make a joke about my fellow man. lol 4/16/2010 8:52:52 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
God loves homosexuals because they help keep the population under control.
![](images/angel.gif) 4/16/2010 8:56:37 PM
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catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
Seriously though, do you have to fuck someone's butt or have your butt fucked to lose your gay virginity? I'm guessing the latter... 4/16/2010 8:58:49 PM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
I'll pray for you tonight - and for your lifestyle choice. 4/16/2010 8:59:59 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Gays get double the virginity, and still get to enjoy blowjobs.
[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 9:00 PM. Reason : ^ keep up the faith, brother.] 4/16/2010 9:00:17 PM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Seriously though, do you have to fuck someone's butt or have your butt fucked to lose your gay virginity? I'm guessing the latter..." |
You have to suck a stranger in a dirty bathroom or have a pedofilic experience with your uncle to lose the "gay" vcard. 4/16/2010 9:04:49 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I think gay people are pretty cool. 4/16/2010 9:04:55 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^ that's true only if you want to earn a frequent flyer privilege ![](images/wink.gif) 4/16/2010 9:06:10 PM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
aids 4/16/2010 9:11:09 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Cha cha cha 4/16/2010 9:12:18 PM
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
I don't mind gay people per se
but if a gay guy also turns out to be douche, then he is usually a lot douchier than your average douche
at least that's been my experience 4/16/2010 9:13:22 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Well duh, that's because he'd otherwise have to be a drag queen. 4/16/2010 9:14:37 PM
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EMCE balls deep 89873 Posts user info edit post |
Optimum, I am appointing you to be the new TWW spokesman for homosexuals. You're far less whiny than evan. 4/16/2010 9:16:14 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
This thread went from decent to hilarious in six moves. 4/16/2010 9:16:21 PM
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ wat
he could just be a regular guy who happened to be gay
or even an effeminate flaming gay guy who happened not to be a douche] 4/16/2010 9:16:23 PM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
pedophiles 4/16/2010 9:16:35 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^ Sweet! When did I join the catholic church? 4/16/2010 9:21:14 PM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo 4/16/2010 9:28:30 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Ok, I'm bored now. Back to the virginity talk.
[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 9:38 PM. Reason : V beat you. ] 4/16/2010 9:37:37 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
This thread sucks again. 4/16/2010 9:37:40 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
Ok, so there is a bit of a point to it.
What constitutes as lesbians losing their virginity? Srssly. The resident lesbian expert (my husband) is at work, so he's not around to enlighten me.
[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 9:42 PM. Reason : .] 4/16/2010 9:42:30 PM
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0EPII1 All American 42561 Posts user info edit post |
^^^
Quote : | "You guessed 12 of 19 correctly (%63.2). Your grade: C-
Out of 3,147,348 people who took this test, the average score is: %47.2" |
4/16/2010 9:42:37 PM
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Nighthawk All American 19640 Posts user info edit post |
In the bosses bed.
Definitely.
Yes. She's my wife. Kinda have to. ![](images/smile.gif) 4/16/2010 9:42:48 PM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The resident lesbian expert (my husband) is at work, so he's not around to enlighten me." |
My fuck what a freaky family. 4/16/2010 9:46:45 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Holy crap, can we please get back to talking about floppy breasts? 4/16/2010 9:48:13 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I would qualify scissoring as the lesbian cherry popper.
I am also thinking about marketing an item or band called "Lesbian Cherry Popper". 4/16/2010 9:48:32 PM
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GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
ever been with a woman? 4/16/2010 9:48:49 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Yes! 4/16/2010 9:49:26 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
He was nicknamed the Lesbian Slayer in college because he had quite a few lesbianic conquests.
![](images/rolleyes.gif) 4/16/2010 9:50:02 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
I befriend lesbians easily, due to my boyish looks, but I can't turn them, due to my boyish looks. 4/16/2010 9:54:40 PM
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bottombaby IRL 21958 Posts user info edit post |
i don't know how he did it, but he managed to date 2 full fledged lesbians and 1 rampant bisexual before he got around to me.
i tell him that it's because he's the girliest man i know. 4/16/2010 9:55:49 PM
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timbo All American 1003 Posts user info edit post |
Like everyone else did --
In a basement with a jewish girl while her parents were upstairs watching tv. 4/16/2010 10:01:50 PM
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Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
I realize this thread is about losing my virginity....which I have not, but hear me out, maybe I can offer some insight.
I am in outside sales, which is currently salary+commission, but will move into straight commission starting at the beginning of July 2010. I have been in this position since July 2009. I have competition from several direct manufacturing sales reps, large distributors, and local distributors. Here are the advantages and disadvantages of each:
Direct Advantages: Immediate knowledge of new technology, no middle man mark up, one shipping bill (paid by manufacturer or buyer of goods), access to larger range of non-commodity items, control inventory, have access to many distributors that can effectively sell their goods which increases market share, and set prices of commodity they manufacture.
Direct disadvantages: Typically have 1-3 sales reps per region (i.e. southeast, mid-atlantic, northeast, etc.) limiting the number of accounts they can successfully manage/cold-call, lack physical customer service or physical technical service available to or affordable for smaller users or altogether, are sometimes not trustworthy because they will go in behind their distributors that sell their commodity to one account in large quantities (i.e. they missed a big account, and have found out about it through a distributor selling their particular product) which leads to the distributor not selling their product anymore, have too many distributors selling the product ultimately driving the set price down through deviations, possibly rely on distributors to actually sell the product, and competition from other direct sources.
Large distributor advantages: have access to other commodities that go hand in hand with other manufacturers (poor example- grocery stores sell milk as well as cereal), get direct pricing, many locations regionally or nationally easing the shipping burden of buyers with multiple locations, personal service either customer or technical, many sales reps that are able to cover a broader territory, access to multiple manufacturers of the same commodity allowing to keep prices in check, service programs that smaller companies can't offer and direct providers can't match in price or value, and experts of many many commodities as opposed to one or a few.
Large distributor disadvantages: smaller local distributors creating price wars (think Michael Scott Paper Co vs Dunder-Mifflin), direct mfg's going in behind and stealing business, limited access to all of the mfg's (you won't find Harris Teeter name brands in Food Lion and visa versa), can't truly set prices because it's based on both supply and demand, territory management, and tough growth prospects in slower economies (this is true for direct as well really)
Local distributor advantages: Typically a good ol' boy setting where the seller and the buyer know each other for years (this does happen at all levels, but mostly at the local level), local folks are right down the street and can be used in emergencies, if the local guy buys at high enough volumes then there is no shipping charge to the end user, and access to both direct mfg's and large distributors.
Local distributor disadvantages: easily beaten in price, array of commodities, array of technology, lack of trained staff, low cash flow, etc etc etc.
This is what I have noticed in my six months, I am sure there are plenty more that need mentioning. The way I am setting myself apart as a sales person is this: I go after the big accounts right now while I am new. The big accounts, if I land them, will take care of me while I am new and building a customer base. The money made off of those allows me to focus free time on smaller accounts that get me higher margins. I build up big accounts, I would like to have 5-10 of these, then get 20-30 medium accounts. If I lose 1 or 2 big accounts, the 20-30 medium accounts keep me afloat while I go after new big accounts. I don't really waste time on small accounts simply because they basically pay for breakfast or something really small.
I will say this, if you can't get a big account in the first 6-8 months (assuming you have cash flow that you can ride this long) you could be in a world of trouble. If you can get one, it will really make going after the others a lot more enjoyable and less stressful. It's simply just very exhausting wasting any time on anything other than big accounts in the very beginning. You work just as hard on the medium sized accounts and see 1/3 to 1/36 of the money in my situation.
If you have any other questions, you can PM me. I hope this helps in the slightest! 4/16/2010 10:03:06 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I befriend lesbians easily, due to my boyish looks, but I can't turn them, due to my boyish looks." |
I note you haven't posted any recent pics in the beautiful face thread. ![](images/wink.gif) 4/16/2010 10:06:17 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "(I) haven't posted any recent pics in the beautiful face thread." | ] 4/16/2010 10:07:28 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
It's for us to judge, SIR. 4/16/2010 10:09:28 PM
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thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
My roommate has only had sex once, and so whenever we bring it up she thinks she's a born again virgin.
The conversations go something like this: Me:" You know how things change when people have sex?" Her: "No... I wouldn't know." Me: "Well wait, about when..." Her: "THAT WAS ONE TIME. IT DOESN'T COUNT!!!"
Ahahahahaha. I crack up everytime ![](images/beatup.gif) 4/16/2010 10:17:00 PM
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Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
It's like pool, less than four inches doesn't count. 4/16/2010 10:20:24 PM
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thegoodoctor All American 1670 Posts user info edit post |
Unless the guy who was ramming her had a penis smaller than 4", it definitely counts 4/16/2010 10:22:27 PM
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Optimum All American 13716 Posts user info edit post |
^^ stop talking about me that way. ![](images/frown.gif)
[Edited on April 16, 2010 at 10:22 PM. Reason : Doc-tor] 4/16/2010 10:22:39 PM
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theDuke866 All American 52896 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "she kept the condom - thought that was fucked up" |
what in the hell?
and I have never devirginized anyone. 4/17/2010 1:43:05 AM
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BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "thegoodoctor: My roommate has only had sex once, and so whenever we bring it up she thinks she's a born again virgin. " |
I went so long that my friends started calling me a born again virgin despite my complaints.
And they built all this shit up around how I was gonna lose my "second virginity."
The pressure was ridiculous. 4/17/2010 2:02:42 AM
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Netstorm All American 7547 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "What constitutes as lesbians losing their virginity? Srssly. The resident lesbian expert (my husband) is at work, so he's not around to enlighten me." |
Virginity is a relative term. The only reason people even equate it to vaginal penetration is because there's whats the most common use for the term in modern society. In actuality, it can be varied on the culture and person. It's not a concrete and well-defined term (like so many things are) and people take it way too literally. For people of another orientation, they among the culture may feel that the sexual contact alone counts as your first time, such as how many people think and feel that oral sex counts as having lost ones virginity (and some church groups count it because it's a lose to purity, too). Being that I'm not homosexual, just for EMCE, I can't say how they define it, but receiving or giving anal sex seems like it would make sense--you don't have to be one or the other, you can be either. To say it has to be one thing to be virginity is ignoring the fact that it's not a scientific variable, its a socially designated parameter.
Anyway. 4/17/2010 2:26:12 AM
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