I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/19/2010 8:41:41 PM

too hot for tdub

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 8:47 PM. Reason : x]

4/19/2010 8:42:50 PM

navel rings and navel tats are gay

4/19/2010 8:43:56 PM

ohayyyy Liztheshiz

4/19/2010 8:44:27 PM

i have zero piercings. weird?

4/19/2010 8:44:47 PM

now thats the hottest thing you've said all day

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/19/2010 8:45:08 PM

Do we have a chronicle of threads like this? What were all the names? SAROSE??!?! That other chick, Lauren- not me? THEN THEN THENNNN were the pics of the professor?!?! OOOHHH HAHAHA I hart teedub.

4/19/2010 8:45:26 PM

U JEALOUS?!

(haha jk)

4/19/2010 8:46:08 PM

For real though, GODDAMN

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 8:46 PM. Reason : ]

4/19/2010 8:46:32 PM

Hot girl+TWW=

4/19/2010 8:47:39 PM

Good luck, random internet person!

4/19/2010 8:47:42 PM

Liztheshiz, there is absolutely no way you're going to make it into Maxim. Your attention-whoring on a college message board not only shows classlessness unsuitable for anyone who would be featured in any major publication, but supplants you as nothing more than a forgettable entry at a local bar's bikini contest on a Tuesday night.

Not to mention that your face requires more reconstructive airbrushing than is offered in the entire Adobe Creative Suite.

In before "this is why we can't have nice things," because these aren't nice things.

4/19/2010 8:48:06 PM

I'll help you out. PM me and I'll give you Maxim's super secret URL.

4/19/2010 8:48:30 PM

Liztheshiz looks just like BMWblonde

4/19/2010 8:51:23 PM

Liztheshiz

4/19/2010 8:51:49 PM

ohhh i totally have those earrings

(in the melissa pic)

but i lost one. sadness.

4/19/2010 8:52:04 PM

and it should be noted that the highlight of Melissa's carreer was being Buzz babe for a local radio station

so please to readjust your life goals mrs. Liz

4/19/2010 8:52:17 PM

hmmm

4/19/2010 8:52:40 PM

Don't listen to God

He suffers from a Napoleon complex and a severe case of Asperger's

You're pretty enough...I've seen prettier in magazines, and I've seen far uglier

The key is to do it while you're young enough before you start to lose your figure

I say go for it...you're only young once

4/19/2010 8:53:08 PM

Slave Famous wants his penis inside your vagina.

4/19/2010 8:54:03 PM

I've never seen this much approval from so many tww girls on a new female before.

4/19/2010 8:55:00 PM

They're all frenemies. They're smiling in her face, but as soon as she turns her back they're going to stab the shit out of her.

4/19/2010 8:55:40 PM

hahaha

4/19/2010 8:57:25 PM

I'm only mean to people I know on here

I don't know her, so she gets a pass

4/19/2010 8:57:33 PM

Funny the only two males to post topless pics (or otherwise) of themselves in this thread are, well,....

4/19/2010 8:57:42 PM

you can always get to know me!

4/19/2010 8:59:23 PM

confident

4/19/2010 8:59:38 PM

you would look better if your teeth wernt larger than your tits.

4/19/2010 9:00:12 PM

k

4/19/2010 9:00:15 PM

I've been sharpening my knife since page 1


one thing I'd like to do before I die is teach underprivileged kids overseas

4/19/2010 9:01:05 PM

attn whoring on a message board = classless? maybe. but maxim and playboy are far more interested in looks. sex sells!

4/19/2010 9:01:23 PM

I figured out who you remind me of

Amanda Peet

Right down to the teeth

4/19/2010 9:01:35 PM

Quote :

"one thing I'd like to do before I die is teach underprivileged kids overseas"

that's admirable, but why overseas? there are hundreds of thousands of underprivileged kids in the US.

4/19/2010 9:03:15 PM

this has nothing to do with liztheshiz

but amanda peet annoys the SHIT out of me. i hate every movie she is in. i don't know what it is. she is just super irritating.

4/19/2010 9:03:19 PM

maybe so, but she is one of the most boneable young actresses out there. and i love her face. and her sassiness.

4/19/2010 9:04:22 PM

Liztheshiz looks just like BMWblonde


uh. no.

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 9:05 PM. Reason : i mean they are both cute if thats what youre saying]

4/19/2010 9:04:42 PM

38 is hardly young

4/19/2010 9:05:36 PM

oh wait jk

i totally didn't mean amanda peet

i like her. i MEANT ali larter. sorry. another person with noticeable teeth (not that it is a bad thing) i just got confused for a second. yes. DISLIKE ali larter. like amanda peet. it has nothing to do with teeth either so...carry on.

4/19/2010 9:06:48 PM

psh dont tell me you guys are going to accuse me of being fake? thats pretty lame. im not someones alias either.

4/19/2010 9:06:56 PM

Quote :

" that's admirable, but why overseas? there are hundreds of thousands of underprivileged kids in the US."

Well I'll surely be teaching underprivileged kids in the US for most of my career. Teaching overseas is just a way of experiencing a different culture and gaining more appreciation for the things I take for granted in life.

4/19/2010 9:09:13 PM

Quote :

"38 is hardly young"

she is 38? no way... she looks 28 to me. wow!

just proves my point about her face and her sassiness!

4/19/2010 9:09:28 PM

yeah, I remember you from way back when

I remember joking around with you, and changing your screen name

then CrazyJ yelled at me

4/19/2010 9:09:43 PM

oh jeez

573563vt3g34 x10^23 pages

4/19/2010 9:11:04 PM

one thing i'd like to do before i die??

EMCE

4/19/2010 9:11:05 PM

4/19/2010 9:11:51 PM

If Joie has her back then the wimmens gotta give her respects

4/19/2010 9:25:55 PM

joie's nice. she'll stick up for most reasonable people.

me, on the hand, not nice. people hate me. rawr!

[Edited on April 19, 2010 at 9:27 PM. Reason : ]

4/19/2010 9:27:04 PM

one thing i'd like to do before i die??

Liztheshiz or LunaK or lucyinthesky or EMCE.

4/19/2010 9:28:04 PM

Oh look, another one of these threads.

4/19/2010 9:32:34 PM

oh jesus, not this type of shit again

4/19/2010 9:35:02 PM