^ Want some Pork fried rice?

5/14/2010 12:09:19 AM

This is one of the first results under the query "Single Ladies Dance".

5/14/2010 12:10:21 AM

^one of my favorite skits
^^

5/14/2010 12:12:38 AM

5/14/2010 12:17:05 AM

oh hey boo

5/14/2010 12:39:20 AM

eating is probably one of the better things i can do with my time


fo sho




sex afterwords isnt mandatory, but it almost always happens. i'm happy either way

5/14/2010 3:59:31 AM

sex is not required if i eat out, but dome is

5/14/2010 4:19:39 AM

Quote :

"i just don't see what's the point if you can get satisfied from regular normal sex"

Yeah, it's not like you'd ever want to be satisfied in multiple ways!

5/14/2010 7:42:07 AM

The vags I've encountered more recently have been unwilling to have any contact with a face.



Btw, this is one of the only threads BlackDog has ever made that didn't have to do with drugs or led zeppelin and, as such, it's actually been successful.

5/14/2010 7:47:10 AM

5/14/2010 9:01:57 AM

i've never met a girl who didn't want the cock after licking the clit

5/14/2010 9:03:20 AM

i've never met a girl who didn't want the cock after licking the clit

5/14/2010 9:04:39 AM

Yeah, too bad you ladies were unable to provide them with one.

5/14/2010 9:04:53 AM

i've never met a girl who didn't want the cock after licking the clit

5/14/2010 9:17:29 AM

I don't lick the vag unless the girl is out of my league and I pretty much have to.

5/14/2010 9:27:41 AM

i love to eat pussy, but i believe the girl im with now likes eating pussy more than i do.

5/14/2010 9:47:46 AM

^^so everytime then

5/14/2010 9:48:08 AM

multiple ways, ok. disgusting ways? i'm sorry i just don't understand the appeal of touching someone's genitals with your mouth

5/14/2010 10:21:10 AM

5/14/2010 10:27:29 AM

Quote :

"i'm sorry i just don't understand the appeal of touching someone's genitals with your mouth "

let someone do it to you (that knows what they're doing) and you'll see the appeal

all over

from your head to your toes

inside and out

5/14/2010 10:33:20 AM

Look honey, I don't know how old you are, but if you can't understand why people like oral sex, then I don't know what to tell you.

1) It feels good, but in a different way than sex. Some people like the oral sex feel even better than sex, especially some women.

2) It's foreplay. Anything that increases excitement, tension, and anticipation increases the quality of sex afterwards. You can have good sex without foreplay, but not every time.

3) It's exciting. Anything a "little" dirty, risque, etc. seems exciting and turns people on.

4) It's fun. With oral sex you can concentrate on one person's pleasure. When I'm single-minded and focused on getting a girl off, it's fun for both parties.

5) It's not that gross. Or rather, it's not much more gross than sex. Sex is gross in general, and unless you can come to grips with that, you'll not enjoy sex, including oral.

5/14/2010 10:34:07 AM

yeah, sex is pretty gross itself. i couldn't even enjoy it enough to have an orgasm until a couple years ago. i guess i'm still figuring things out.

5/14/2010 10:37:08 AM

oral sex is awesome.
giving, receiving, watching, whatever.
it's awesome.

5/14/2010 10:38:50 AM

^ this

5/14/2010 10:39:08 AM

^^agreed

^marry me.

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 10:46 AM. Reason : )]

5/14/2010 10:46:13 AM

lol k but I want one of these

5/14/2010 10:49:46 AM

i think i can do that...

5/14/2010 10:53:16 AM

NICE

do i have to get a job if i promise to have dinner, a drink and a bj ready for you when you get home from work?

5/14/2010 10:57:41 AM

Hell NO!!!

you can sit on you ass all day if you want, as long as i get to eat pussy, and get blowjobs frequently.

5/14/2010 10:59:41 AM

it was meant to be

also if you knock me up i will fucking cut you. seriously.

5/14/2010 11:00:23 AM

just dont miss a pill cause i will have to bust a nut up in you, or its a no deal.

5/14/2010 11:03:03 AM

like i ever miss a pill.

oh and we're getting a puppy

5/14/2010 11:05:06 AM

sounds fair

5/14/2010 11:05:31 AM

ok cool.

so when do i get a test drive?

5/14/2010 11:05:38 AM

when i get that giant ass rock on my hand

or i get drunk

whichever

5/14/2010 11:06:12 AM

Quote :

"like i ever miss a pill. "

HOT.

5/14/2010 11:06:30 AM

whats your favorite drink...

5/14/2010 11:06:45 AM

haha i used to get menstrual migraines. they made me want to fucking DIE. that may be tmi but w/e

i never miss a pill.

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:07 AM. Reason : orange crush]

[Edited on May 14, 2010 at 11:07 AM. Reason : hahaha V]

5/14/2010 11:07:23 AM

ORANGE CRUSH!

5/14/2010 11:07:29 AM

TWOOZLES SWOOPS!

5/14/2010 11:07:57 AM

i love it when girls take the good pills all month long and never the placebo ones

5/14/2010 11:08:55 AM

i take the placebo ones. but nothing ever happens. i've been on the pills so long my baby maker is broken i'm pretty sure.

not that i'm complaining. babies. do not want.

5/14/2010 11:10:00 AM

orange chrush and vodka, awsome mix

prolly pretty good with red bull too

5/14/2010 11:10:10 AM

orange crush is vodka, oj and triple sec. i get mine made with vanilla vodka. maybe a splash of sprite or something bubbly.

oh and cherries. but thats just bc i like cherries.

5/14/2010 11:11:12 AM

Quote :

"i never miss a pill."

5/14/2010 11:11:41 AM

I think OJ, vanilla vodka and triple sec is a Creamsicle.

5/14/2010 11:12:35 AM

we can do cherries, as long as we can use the cherry juice later...

5/14/2010 11:12:48 AM

well then thats what i drink and have been telling bartenders all around raleigh the wrong name for it

5/14/2010 11:13:18 AM

haha, creamsicle...

5/14/2010 11:13:37 AM

actually, from what i just googled anyway, a creamsicle is an orange crush (made my way with vanilla vodka) with cream in it. which actually sounds pretty damn good.

will have to try that out

5/14/2010 11:15:40 AM