i love the vuvuzelas

i got the app for my phone

6/15/2010 11:35:35 PM

vuvuzelas are annoying as fuck and should be banned

6/16/2010 12:21:59 AM

nah, you are wrong

6/16/2010 12:23:03 AM

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRZRZZZZZZZZZZZ

6/16/2010 7:13:47 AM

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"i hope the next world cup is in australia and they play didgeridoos"

the next world cup is in Brazil.

Australia has a bid in for 2022. They had a bid in for 2018 as well but withdrew that. They have not previously hosted a cup. The US also has bids in for both 2018 and 2022.

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 7:37 AM. Reason : ]

6/16/2010 7:37:17 AM

[Edited on June 16, 2010 at 7:37 AM. Reason : hahahah http://vuvuzela.ytmnd.com/]

6/16/2010 7:37:21 AM

LOLOL

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9GCJG080&show_article=1

bitches aint so tooty after their country takes it up the cornhole

6/16/2010 9:25:35 PM

Bafana Bafana bo-bifana banana-fana fofana feefifofana

6/16/2010 9:28:51 PM

i hope more people get butt hurt about these things. it's fun to watch you all complain.

6/16/2010 9:35:53 PM

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"GET BUT HURT"

6/16/2010 9:42:46 PM

lol, i don't know what you're talking about.

6/16/2010 9:45:56 PM

pulled the trigger too early

6/16/2010 10:05:54 PM

gotta wait 30 minutes before pwning morons

6/17/2010 8:18:00 AM

6/17/2010 9:42:44 AM

6/17/2010 10:48:07 AM

Click here to browse the wolf web:

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/brentroad.com/

6/17/2010 11:35:02 AM

http://bartbonte.com/vuvuzela/

6/17/2010 11:37:54 AM

^^ fkn annoying, but lol.

And for the most ignored sign at the world cup this year...


[Edited on June 17, 2010 at 12:06 PM. Reason : ^^]

6/17/2010 11:47:47 AM

^^^ AHAHAHAHA

will that work on an iPhone? Is so, I have a friend to annoy tomorrow

[Edited on June 17, 2010 at 11:53 AM. Reason : w]

6/17/2010 11:51:53 AM

6/17/2010 4:14:16 PM

There was a world cup in front of the laundromat his morning



and by that i mean these mexican kids were actually kicking a cup in between two turned up shopping carts

so i guess i watched the world cup

[Edited on June 17, 2010 at 4:15 PM. Reason : m]

6/17/2010 4:15:36 PM

LMAO

6/17/2010 4:15:42 PM

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"will that work on an iPhone?"

Just tried it. It loads the page and you see the guy blowing the horn but there's no sound. At least that's my result.

6/17/2010 4:20:00 PM

cant take niggers anywhere?

6/17/2010 4:22:14 PM

Can't even leave them in their own country without being annoying!

6/17/2010 4:23:20 PM

^^This.

[Edited on June 17, 2010 at 4:24 PM. Reason : -]

6/17/2010 4:23:53 PM

when they lose i bet somebody is gettin killed














































not because theyre niggers but becuase they are soccer fans and thats what soccer fans do

6/17/2010 4:25:08 PM

Vuvuzela hero needs to be just one color/note and it would be funny.

6/17/2010 4:25:10 PM

Your Vuvuzela And You: A Step-By-Step Instruction Guide.

6/17/2010 4:42:35 PM

i want one of these things

6/17/2010 6:40:15 PM

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"Just tried it. It loads the page and you see the guy blowing the horn but there's no sound. At least that's my result."

I am disappoint

6/17/2010 10:09:30 PM

When I first heard about these things I thought ppl were misspelling Venezuela.

6/17/2010 10:10:28 PM

6/17/2010 10:29:02 PM

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"KNOXVILLE -- For World Cup viewers annoyed by the unyielding buzz of the vuvuzela trumpets, Waves Audio has a solution. The technology company with offices in Knoxville and Tel-Aviv, Israel, has developed a filtering product that broadcasters can use to diminish the trumpet blasts and at the same time “bring out the intelligibility of the announcers” and enhance sounds coming from the field itself, said Tim Holbert, internal sales and customer support manager."

6/18/2010 1:09:37 PM

6/18/2010 3:57:42 PM

6/19/2010 12:11:45 PM

they are all sold out at the big soccer place in chapel hill/dham. kinda funny.

6/19/2010 1:37:17 PM

6/19/2010 1:39:52 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1287631/The-dreaded-vuvuzela-claims-victim-Woman-bursts-windpipe-blowing-hard.html

This has got me lollin'

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"The dreaded vuvuzela claims its first victim: Woman bursts her windpipe 'by blowing too hard' By Mail Foreign Service Last updated at 4:24 PM on 18th June 2010 South African football fan Yvonne Mayer who ruptured her throat blasting her vuvuzela Insurance saleswoman Yvonne Mayer, 29, was unable to speak or eat for two days after ripping her windpipe when she blew the three foot horn during a street party in Cape Town. The next day shocked doctors diagnosed her with a ruptured throat and ordered her to rest it completely to allow it to heal. The bizarre injury is the first known vuvuzela-related accident since the World Cup kicked off last week. Yvonne, from Cape Town, said: 'I had never blown a vuvuzela before but was given one at work and was going to watch the first South Africa match so thought I'd take it along. 'I was walking towards the Fan Park in Cape Town and blowing it as hard as I could when suddenly my throat started to hurt. 'At first I thought I'd gone down with a bug but the next day it was worse. 'When I went to the doctor he took a look and then laughed. 'He said I'd ruptured my throat by blowing too hard, and that perhaps I had been doing it all wrong. 'After that I was told to go home and relax the whole area. 'It meant I wasn't allowed to eat or speak at all for almost two days. 'I was starving by the time I could finally eat some soup and yogurt on Monday.' Yvonne was given a check-up after the incident at the Medi-Cross Hospital in Cape Town's Table Bay suburb. Specialists said an initial tear in her throat caused by air pressure had grown into a wound due to her constant blowing. Yvonne added: 'They said it would heal by itself given time but were worried that it could get infected. ... Today Yvonne warned other football fans to take care when blasting their plastic trumpets. She said: 'This happened to me on my first time. 'I thought I was blowing it right but perhaps I was trying too hard. 'They're fantastic fun and really bring people together during the soccer, but my experience has proven they can be dangerous if underestimated. 'I don't think I'd ever blow one again, because it wasn't much fun. 'Apparently they sell smaller ones these days too so perhaps I'll pick one of those up instead for the rest of the tournament.' Her injury came as it was revealed a German fan had been diagnosed with severe tinnitus after watching his team's 4-0 over Australia. Sven Wipperfurth, 27, of Rommerskirchen, Germany, said: 'We were watching it on TV and then suddenly someone let rip with an ear splitting blast right next to me. 'It was so loud that I passed out. When I came round I couldn't hear properly in one ear - it was just a permanent ringing.' Now fans in Germany have been given the option by BskyB bosses to select a special filter to remove the blaring drone of vuvuzelas from their World Cup coverage. A test by local media described the results as 'impressive'. And internet antivuvuzelafilter.com has designed an independent filter for just 3 GBP which they claim can remove the sound of the horns from all commentary. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1287631/The-dreaded-vuvuzela-claims-victim-Woman-bursts-windpipe-blowing-hard.html#ixzz0rK0FLyDS "

6/19/2010 1:41:40 PM

^ hahahahaha

6/19/2010 11:14:47 PM

still not a fan

6/21/2010 10:35:44 PM

http://tinyurl.com/2cw9gfu

South African Vuvuzela Philharmonic Angered By Soccer Games Breaking Out During Concerts

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"JOHANNESBURG—Members of the South Africa Vuvuzela Philharmonic Orchestra, widely considered to be among the best large-scale monotonic wind instrument ensembles in the world, told reporters Friday they were furious over the recent outbreaks of international soccer matches during their traditional outdoor concerts. "I cannot imagine what is getting into these football teams that they would suddenly begin full-scale international competition just when we are beginning our 2010 concert series," said Dr. Stefan Coetzee, the Philharmonic's program and concert director. "It is disrespectful to the performers, it is disrespectful to the music itself, and by extension, it is disrespectful to the great nation of South Africa." Spontaneous high-caliber soccer games have thus far plagued every orchestral vuvuzela performance of the season, which opened June 11 at Cape Town Stadium. As musicians took their places in the stands and began warming up for the evening's performance of lighter pieces by post-minimalist composers, they noticed the audience was not sitting in its traditional place in the stadium's central area. As the Philharmonic learned later, its only spectators were the national football sides of France and Uruguay, who played to a 0-0 tie as the frustrated vuvuzela virtuosi played a full program of concerti written for the distinctive straight plastic horn. "A virtually empty house is highly unusual in a vuvuzela-mad nation such as South Africa," said first-chair vuvuzela player Moses Mtegume, who is known as the "Father of the Vuvuzela" and considered a national treasure. "And because concerts are held in the round—the better to appreciate the sonorous tonality of the massed instruments—a performer gets a sense of the crowd early." "It doesn't even seem like these football players are paying attention to us," Mtegume added. "In fact, I would go so far as to say they are trying to ignore us." The following days, during which a string of large-scale vuvuzela performances were held, saw the unusual events repeat in Johnnesburg, Durban, Pretoria, and Port Elizabeth as audience after audience was driven away by FIFA national football teams. As a result, the South Africa Vuvzela Philharmonic, which is supported solely by money from ticket sales, has suffered staggering losses financially. And the musicians, many of whom trained for years and underwent a harrowing audition process to earn one of the orchestra's 50,000 seats, said the biggest blow was to their professional pride. "Do you know how difficult it is to get everyone situated, tuned, and focused for a vuvuzela concert?" said Juilliard-trained vuvuzelist Donald Frederick Gordon, a noted soloist and renowned performer whose boyhood dream of playing vuvuzela in every stadium in South Africa is now at risk. "These brash, inconsiderate outbursts of impromptu athletics have made us a laughingstock of the international music community. We have already had cancellations from the Vienna Boy's Choir and guest director Seiji Ozawa, who no doubt fear for their reputation should the Philharmonic continue to be mocked by these incongruous sportsmen." In order to save its concert season, the orchestra has scheduled a special benefit concert for July 11 at Johannesburg's Soccer City Stadium. The orchestra will be accompanied by 8,000 special guest vuvuzela players from Ghana and the Ivory Coast, and the concert program will include the debut of new single-tone compositions by Philip Glass, Arvo Pärt, and vuvuzela fan Mark Mothersbaugh. The musicians said they are thrilled to be performing in the nation's most prominent stadium, which is capable of holding up to 12,500 standing concertgoers in its grassy central section. "This will be a vuvuzela tour de force the likes of which the world has never seen," Dr. Coetzee said. "We are very close to an agreement with Placido Domingo, who we're confident will show us how the greatest living tenor sings the B-flat-below-middle-C that makes the vuvuzela so magical. It will truly be a night for the ages, with, we hope, no sign of football rivals battling it out for global supremacy where the audience should be." "We've already sold a couple dozen tickets to people in Brazil and Argentina," Dr. Coetzee added. "Mark my words, on July 11, the eyes and ears of the world will be on South Africa.""

6/21/2010 10:41:37 PM

Knew it had to be the Onion

6/21/2010 10:44:06 PM

Onion articles quit being funny a long time ago

[Edited on June 21, 2010 at 10:46 PM. Reason : e]

6/21/2010 10:46:28 PM

epic fail ITT

6/21/2010 11:12:59 PM

someone distribute these things for the opening football game in August

6/21/2010 11:26:57 PM

^EPIC IDEA.

6/22/2010 12:09:17 AM

^EPIC IDEA IS EPICLY OLD

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=596677

6/22/2010 12:35:57 AM

^^

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"Vuvuzelas BANNED From Yankee Stadium Don't worry Yankees fans, your ears are safe. While the vuvuzela -- those plastic horns that sound like a swarm of bees-- has quickly become the scourge of World Cup watchers around the world, Yankee Stadium officials are making sure the trendy tooting tool won't be used in these parts. One baseball fan learned this the hard way at Tuesday night's game. When Anthony Zachariadis blew the horn he snuck by security by hiding it in his shorts, stadium security quickly grabbed it away from him. According to the Post, the guard told Zachariadis, "You got to give me the horn. You can't blow it." Zachariadis was only able to keep the vuvuzela after agreeing to leave the game."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/17/vuvuzelas-banned-from-yan_n_616282.html

6/22/2010 12:37:25 AM

bttt for USA vs. Ghanarrea game

6/26/2010 10:52:55 AM