i will match your bet with $20 of my unemployment

[Edited on July 2, 2010 at 9:38 AM. Reason : Peace, we outta here.]

7/2/2010 9:38:25 AM

7/2/2010 9:39:31 AM

Lib'rals

7/2/2010 10:04:27 AM

Lol but why you mad tho.

This is why I can't have conversations with people dumber than me about shit like that.

7/2/2010 10:26:56 AM

Hahahahaha, that motherfucker was fucking LIT last night. Only on TWW and at methadone clinics do you see people go apeshit over the tiniest things....

7/2/2010 11:44:29 AM

yo homies

got my welfare check

who wants to party??







[Edited on July 2, 2010 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]

7/2/2010 12:07:16 PM

yo what up numbnuts i see you online

YOU CAN'T RUN, YOU CAN'T RUN

7/2/2010 12:51:15 PM

hi rallydurham

7/9/2010 2:26:42 PM

good bttt.

sorry i missed this the first time around.

7/9/2010 2:38:59 PM

7/10/2010 1:06:06 AM

7/10/2010 1:44:43 AM

it says on your chart that you're fucked up. you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

7/10/2010 1:52:28 AM

Back up in your ass.

7/14/2010 10:26:56 PM

Did this chode ever reveal what he does for a productive living?

7/14/2010 10:29:09 PM

Quote :

"WELFARE DEBIT CARDS"

i skipped page 2 so i don't know if we ever discussed the difference between welfare and unemployment

i'm sure we did

but sometimes people get really confused about the two and given the nature of the OP i wouldn't be shocked if he was one of the confused people

also, people on welfare drive hybrids?

also there are some really stupid restrictions on where/what EBT cards can be used. i mean strip clubs are probably pushing it but things like diapers.

and i would also like to ask since when are we shocked by california's priorities? that state is all sorts of crazy.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 10:35 PM. Reason : .]

7/14/2010 10:32:51 PM

I don't know why we're posting these pictures, but this one seemed appropriate. Some old Pepsi Jazz, piece of chicken I pocketed from a buffet, Slim Fast, and a couple of Miller Lites. Oh yeah, son.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 10:40 PM. Reason : l]

7/14/2010 10:39:10 PM

^lol empty pan?

7/14/2010 11:13:47 PM

I don't think I've ever even heard of Pepsi Jazz

7/14/2010 11:15:28 PM

don't forget the cream cheese and the can of slim fast up top. those go great with cold stolen fried chicken, watermelon, "caramel cream" soda and miller lite.

i cant really talk shit though, my fridge has a bunch of random shit in it

7/14/2010 11:22:41 PM

Quote :

"^lol empty pan?"

That's where we set meat in case it leaks.

Quote :

"I don't think I've ever even heard of Pepsi Jazz"

They were giving it away at the Red & White in Red Oak NC. We tried the first one and then tried (unsuccessfully) to get guests to take the second one for about a year before we just threw it away.

Quote :

"don't forget the cream cheese and the can of slim fast up top. those go great with cold stolen fried chicken, watermelon, "caramel cream" soda and miller lite."

I think that night went like this:
Drink Miller Lite
Eat Fried Chicken
(sleep)
Drink Slim Fast
Cut Watermelon

Sounds like a pretty good deal, eh? I got nothing for the cream cheese though.


For the record...This is an old pic. I opened the fridge and thought it looked hilarious. It was from the first weekend I opened up the place at Lake Gaston several years back, hence all the real food having been thrown out/taken home the previous fall.

[Edited on July 14, 2010 at 11:34 PM. Reason : l]

7/14/2010 11:33:35 PM

Quote :

"I don't think I've ever even heard of Pepsi Jazz"

7/14/2010 11:56:51 PM

I initially read it as Pepsi Jizz

and I don't think I'm the only one

7/14/2010 11:59:12 PM

since we're not forgetting things, you guys are missing the piss jar in the crisper there.

7/15/2010 12:49:14 AM

Quote :

"I bet $20 rallydurham went to a public school and university. What a fucking leech on society he should kill himself. "

He dropped out of a public university due to a gambling addiction.

7/15/2010 1:10:31 AM

Just read this thread.

I laughed.

7/15/2010 1:12:25 AM

I sort of agreed with him until he started talking about how people could eat him out

and then I was like

user info

Sex : M

and then the thread took the course which it has taken

7/15/2010 1:13:47 AM

Agreed with which part, the blatant racism? The genocide of followers of a particular ideology? The cereal hating?

As long as it ain't the Cap'n Crunch, man.

Long live the Cap'n.















Making it happen.

7/15/2010 1:19:24 AM

Quote :

"The only problem is no one fucking likes you, you were never popular, and now you bounce between the cinnamon toast crunch and eggo waffles that your friend's mom puts out for breakfast after you get done pulling an all nighter halo battle."

Which is it: does no one fucking like him, or does he have friends with breakfast-feeding moms? Be logically consistent with your insults, maaaaaaan.

7/15/2010 1:42:44 AM

aha great read

7/15/2010 2:05:10 AM

This was hilarious.

I eat cereal. I had raisen bran crunch. I mean I am pretty moderate but I lean a little to the liberal side. I guess I kinda suck at life.

7/15/2010 2:21:41 AM

nope, sucking at life is believing the world to be so black and white you only subscribe to one ideology while simultaneously wishing death upon anyone who takes part in a different one

7/15/2010 2:23:56 AM

^^^^^
I agreed with this part

Quote :

"At work today I pointed out how ludicrous it was that in California people were allowed to use their WELFARE DEBIT CARDS at casinos and strip clubs. The response I got from a black girl was "they should be good anywhere, what if your paycheck had restrictions on where you could use them". Im still fucking fuming"

I can sympathize...I hate trying to argue with people who are simply too dumb to be engaging in logical discourse...you have to stop and destroy their fallacies at every step, and even then they don't realize it. I personally have never won an argument of this sort....it's usually more convenient just to let them have their cookie.

but it's best not jump from this position (which is reasonable) to imposing the same dislike on ALL liberals and ALL black people, which OP seems to have done

7/15/2010 9:30:04 AM

Quote :

"since we're not forgetting things, you guys are missing the piss jar in the crisper there."

Crazytalk...That's an old Tang! jar that we put rice in.

7/15/2010 10:20:08 AM

the fuck you keep rice in the fridge for

7/15/2010 11:18:34 AM

To avoid bugs?

7/15/2010 3:16:12 PM

Bugs don't like rice?

What about Asian bugs?

7/16/2010 12:46:31 AM

That place is only used on weekends meaning it's like 110+ degrees in there on a hot day during the week. Then there's the ants thing which can get out of control quickly with no one there to monitor it. It's just easier to keep all the food in the fridge and take it out on the weekends if there isn't enough room. The only thing in the cabinets are canned goods basically.

I promise you guys it's a lot more logical than one would think at first glance.

[Edited on July 16, 2010 at 12:59 AM. Reason : l]

7/16/2010 12:59:03 AM

damn, i enjoyed reading this hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


JONATHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/16/2010 1:06:50 AM

I get too racist when I'm drunk, sorry blacks ITT.

I really don't hate the conservative blacks as individuals it's just convenient when I'm drunk to lump you together with the liberals which I admit is lazy which is a quality I hate within in your race so I sound a bit hypocritical when I'm drunk which is normally always if I wander onto the internet.

Good luck in your future endeavors.


To the rest of you filthy liberals I hope you choke on your ramen and government cheese.

And I hope that ten years from now they find out the hybrid cars give you cancer.

7/18/2010 9:30:47 PM

mmmmmmm k....

7/18/2010 9:36:15 PM

^^LOL

wow, i forget that there are people like this in the world sometimes. which is funny, especially since i'm living in Montgomery County right now.

7/19/2010 12:03:02 AM

sorry i missed this one the first go round. what a shame.

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 12:23 AM. Reason : i do wonder if the toy was a T.Rex spoon. we'll need an update.]

7/19/2010 12:23:25 AM

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/19/2010 5:41:03 AM

'ey bo

you need your attitude adjusted

7/19/2010 8:09:17 AM

I've met bassman and he's a good guy sorry if I offended you, again its the liberals I hate not the blacks and the way you guys intertwine yourselves makes you inseparable when I'm drunk which is my problem not yours. Unless you are a liberal in which case my point applies

7/19/2010 6:39:37 PM

I stumbled upon this thread from an unrelated Google search. Hey, do you guys remember rallydurham?

ME NEITHER

Behind the scenes: When he made this thread, I'd had my current job for about eight months.

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