e-tuff macho dudes afraid of dicks ITT

7/18/2010 5:46:31 PM

i think letting a dude blow you is gayer than banging a dude

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

7/18/2010 5:47:17 PM

its funny reading that post with the threesome going on above it

7/18/2010 5:48:34 PM

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"Supplanter I hardly know her! 17442 Posts user info edit post I think there are a few key factors at play. 1) Sexuality is something of a continuum. I’ve known guys who identify as gay that bang a chick on rare occasion even if they almost exclusively are with guys otherwise. I’ve known guys that identify as hetero but have messed around with a guy “just to try it.” I think sexuality is probably something of a continuum, with plenty of people on the edges at 100% or 90%. So depending on where you fall on the continuum that could affect your pricing. But rest assured I think it’s safe to say that if it takes thousands of dollars for you to consider having a guy do all the work giving you a bj, then you can probably identify as hetero no problem."

I read that as this:

Quote :

" "I've known hamsters that like to run in their wheel and then eat ONLY sunflower seeds. I've known some hamsters to not touch their food after they run on their wheel. SOME hamsters eat the sunflower seeds and then get back in their wheel, but ONLY AFTER taking two ball licks on their water bottle.""

7/18/2010 5:57:21 PM

Quote :

"I'm kind of wondering why guys are charging MORE for c than b. In b you are the catcher-bitch but in c you are the pitcher. "

it's all about the poop, baby

Quote :

"Optimum punch it 13217 Posts user info edit post if you lose your erection while receiving a blowjob, you have problems that have nothing to do with the blowjob giver."

tell us more about your vacant standards

7/18/2010 10:50:45 PM

Hey fermie! How's your singling out of me going this evening?

7/18/2010 10:51:39 PM

pretty good so far! if you wait a little while I'll probably refer to someone using words you're sure to misinterpret! stay vigilant, my friend

7/18/2010 11:17:20 PM

well don't make it take too long, i need to get to bed early.

7/18/2010 11:18:09 PM

Is the other guy Fermat

This is important

7/18/2010 11:23:48 PM

a. no way faggot
b. no way faggot
c. no way faggot
d. no way faggot

7/18/2010 11:27:42 PM

7/18/2010 11:43:52 PM

thx1138, something about this post must have stimulated you enough to take time to write in it man..sounds like a homo-closet case to me!

7/19/2010 2:25:10 AM

yea, why would he even read this thread? must've been interested in the topic lol

7/19/2010 4:01:52 AM

^^^Only if its a Krunchy Klondike bar

7/19/2010 4:06:23 AM

not gay, at all. just settin' yall queers straight.

7/19/2010 8:42:32 AM

millions.

7/19/2010 8:52:53 AM

you named yourself after an artfag movie

you are gayer than AIDS

7/19/2010 8:54:24 AM

^your mom is gay.

7/19/2010 9:05:21 AM

your mom's so gay she works part-time as a rentable steam cleaner at food lion

7/19/2010 9:06:31 AM

this thread is hilarious. all of you would take it up your ass for $100 or less.

especially ^^

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:06 AM. Reason : ^]

7/19/2010 9:06:50 AM

most dudes will end up taking it up the ass at some point due to colon cancer


sorry to kill the fantasies ITT

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 9:10 AM. Reason : ]

7/19/2010 9:10:36 AM

7/19/2010 9:11:39 AM

sigh.

7/19/2010 9:17:20 AM

TheDuke's post made me LOL

7/19/2010 9:36:16 AM

funny because it's a complete crock. if duke was offered $1m to get his ass reamed by a big black dude, i guarantee he would say yes, and he'd even bukkake that shit when he was done.

7/19/2010 10:23:01 AM

ha, he isnt really one to spout bull shit.

7/19/2010 10:25:53 AM

wow, this thread really took off

a lot of repressed gay feelings exposed itt

7/19/2010 10:27:35 AM

great thread because it exposes people's phobias and puts it all out on the table.

7/19/2010 10:34:49 AM

What's the rule on reach-arounds, this is important

7/19/2010 10:38:28 AM

I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 10:43 AM. Reason : quote correction]

7/19/2010 10:40:26 AM

7/19/2010 10:49:11 AM

There is some funny ass shit in this thread!! haha

7/19/2010 12:47:08 PM

a:
But you have to shave and wear lipstick.

5/24/2011 5:19:33 PM

why are we discussing this

5/24/2011 6:19:04 PM

would anybody ever find out about this? I mean, can I kill the dude when it's over?

5/24/2011 6:30:44 PM

Quote :

"a. Get blown by a dude b. Blow a dude c. Fuck a dude in the ass d. Get fucked by a dude in the ass "

a. not much
b. many, many thousands
c. not as many thousands
d. prison sentence

5/24/2011 6:36:15 PM

a. 50k
b. 500k
c. 500k
d. 1mil

5/24/2011 7:07:53 PM

pryderi bringing old thread out the closet..........literally

5/24/2011 7:10:12 PM

best answer thus far: Solinari for the terrific breakdown of Ladyboy and Hairy dude

5/24/2011 7:34:27 PM

a. $0
b. $0
c. $0
d. $seafood_dinner

5/24/2011 7:45:11 PM

$.5k
$1k
$2k
$5k

Come on, what are you really losing from being a one-time gay prostitute?

the people saying $1 million make me lol

5/24/2011 7:45:40 PM

how come most people have C at a higher price than B?

5/24/2011 7:49:15 PM

^
youre right, i meant for it to be the other way around

5/24/2011 7:52:12 PM

Everyone has D being a higher price than C, but I think I'd rather have a doctors finger in my ass, than put my finger in the doctor's ass.

5/24/2011 7:53:15 PM

I've had my eye on a few of you, and I want you to know that I've been saving my money...

5/24/2011 7:53:36 PM

hey you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a cow's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?

5/24/2011 7:54:18 PM

I'll take the butch's word for it.

5/24/2011 7:54:49 PM

Your brain has a shell on it.

5/24/2011 8:18:55 PM

^^^^
I need to go take a shower, cause I feel so dirty now

5/24/2011 8:27:05 PM

My main concern:

Quote :

"would anybody ever find out about this? "

a. 5k
b. 15k (he'd have to be well landscaped, It'd take a shit-ton more if it were a hairy cock.)
c. 75k
d. 65k (with condom)

He'd have to be clean, obviously. All prices are negotiable. I've had this conversation with my friends and they've all said no amount of money would make them "go gay". To me that's bull shit to me.

As for it being filmed, triple it all probably.

[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 9:05 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on May 24, 2011 at 9:08 PM. Reason : ]

5/24/2011 9:04:29 PM