7/25/2010 4:04:48 AM

I like the look of that exorcist smiley head! Did you have a four loko?

7/25/2010 4:09:47 AM

indeed

7/25/2010 4:11:47 AM

I've already exceeded my quota for the week, next time I can have one is wednesday

7/25/2010 4:14:27 AM

Tried this Friday.

Whooo boy.

7/25/2010 7:35:54 AM

introduced my brother-in-law to Four Loko this weekend

he's a true heavyweight when it comes to handling his alcohol

however, Loko won that battle

7/25/2010 9:49:53 AM

It served it's purpose well for us this weekend. Bachelor party in florida.

Everyone had early flights, so after that and day drinking on the beach all day, the pace was fading early into the evening.

A few games of four loko pong later (ended up going through 2 cans per person), its wooooooo titttyybarrrrwoooo

Reignited. Success.

7/25/2010 9:57:21 AM

What the hell? 4 loko is a bitch drink. Like smirnoff or mikes only stronger. I have never seen or heard of a man willingly drinking them.

[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 10:26 AM. Reason : Prior to reading this thread...hence my astonished reaction.]

7/25/2010 10:14:11 AM

Then you haven't read the thread.

7/25/2010 10:24:31 AM

crack is like Splenda, only stronger

7/25/2010 10:48:18 AM

I ONLY DRINK 190% PROOF BEERS, THIS 12% BEER IS FOR BITCHES SON

7/25/2010 10:50:01 AM

Quote :

"four loko pong"

7/25/2010 10:51:48 AM

Quote :

"[quote]four loko pong"

[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 10:56 AM. Reason : facepalm]

7/25/2010 10:56:38 AM

^ fail

7/25/2010 10:57:05 AM

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7/25/2010 12:02:12 PM

LOL

7/25/2010 12:03:51 PM

if you stay up until 5am and drink a lot of water, then your hangovers will be a lot less severe

7/25/2010 12:03:59 PM

i was informed by a band from california that the special kind of drunk you get off of four loko is called "quadded"

7/25/2010 12:07:15 PM

Never tried or heard of this stuff but now I'm interested. Tuesday night might be a big four lokos night

7/25/2010 12:17:00 PM

This would have been good to have in college to appease boredom. Is there actually thujone in the American version or is it only in the Euro version?

I'm sure I'll try it sometime and end up kicking a hole in the wall.

7/25/2010 12:20:45 PM

wait, is this drunk anything similar to the drunk you get off Cisco?

7/25/2010 12:30:20 PM

Dancing after drinking Four Lokos is pretty much the best thing ever.

7/25/2010 12:35:47 PM

I'd three word quote this bitch

but this stuff just seems fuckin lame

7/25/2010 12:40:53 PM

I'll admit, this sold it for me

Quote :

"Everyone had early flights, so after that and day drinking on the beach all day, the pace was fading early into the evening. A few games of four loko pong later (ended up going through 2 cans per person), its wooooooo titttyybarrrrwoooo"

7/25/2010 12:46:52 PM

^we aren't going to a titty bar after drinking these.

Just FYI

7/25/2010 12:53:45 PM

Quote :

"A few games of four loko pong later (ended up going through 2 cans per person), its wooooooo titttyysssssssssswoooo""

7/25/2010 12:59:55 PM

that's better

7/25/2010 1:01:09 PM

Screw this thread. Now I'm intrigued.
^Lets drank

7/25/2010 1:31:47 PM

^^ Yeah, but you will still probably end up getting dragged into a titty bar.

7/25/2010 1:32:26 PM

p.s. the only people i know who can handle this shit on a regular basis are crustpunks

7/25/2010 1:32:45 PM

what is a crustpunk?

7/25/2010 1:34:35 PM

http://tinyurl.com/3y9gq8j

7/25/2010 1:37:36 PM

I'd rank it with my La Clandestine adventures. Not so much that it even remotely compares to the lucid, level headed, rock solid 'buzz' that helped me start so many nights before finally finishing the bottle, but that it's just a different drunk that's best experienced rather than explained.

7/25/2010 2:10:06 PM

Partying with legit crustpunks can be straight up terrifying.

7/25/2010 2:10:37 PM

Let me add that I've never seen a google image search so dominated by black and white images as a GIS for "crust punk".

7/25/2010 2:44:43 PM

Can we all agree that this shit is better than Joose?

7/25/2010 3:39:34 PM

yes

7/25/2010 3:41:29 PM

Quote :

"What the hell? 4 loko is a bitch drink. Like smirnoff or mikes only stronger. I have never seen or heard of a man willingly drinking them."

shut up, you insufferable faggot

7/25/2010 3:42:37 PM

this is funny. I got one of these Friday night at the recommendation of this black guy at a gas station. it tasted like jungle juice. was good, and helped me on my way to getting a good buzz

7/25/2010 6:40:30 PM

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"I mean you get drunk after like 3-4 beers what's the point of drinking any more than that"

if you get drunk after 3-4 beers, you're doing it wrong

7/25/2010 6:45:20 PM

because this shit is so crucial

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7/25/2010 6:47:24 PM

Quote :

"if you get drunk after 3-4 beers, you're doing it wrong"

he probably means you are technically drunk after that amount and doesn't understand that the more you drink the more fun you have

7/25/2010 7:34:41 PM

^^I do say damn. That was put together rather impressively for a bunch of four loko drinkin nigtards

7/25/2010 7:39:27 PM

I blacked out the last time I drank these. Apparently I was exceptionally energized by them haha

7/25/2010 7:41:45 PM

The only flaw is the lack of ghetto booty shakin

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7/25/2010 7:41:50 PM

At first I thought it was an old 50 cent video lol

7/25/2010 7:44:15 PM

Quoted from Wikipedia:

Quote :

"Four MaXed manufacturing expanded to the The Netherlands for sales distribution in the European Union. The EU version, which is packaged in an 8.3 oz (250ml) glass bottle, contains Absinthe and is spirit-based instead of the US malt based version."

Lucky European bastards.

7/25/2010 8:17:15 PM

....and here we thought we were a free country. we best reevaluate.

7/25/2010 8:20:16 PM

^

7/25/2010 8:32:31 PM

I don't give a shit how they do it over there. I know one thing, and that is Four Loko does exactly what i buy it to do. fuck 8.3 oz. bottles of shit that may not even be as good.

7/25/2010 9:35:47 PM