Yeah, I know.
Actually, you really aren't a one of the guys girls now that I think about it.
You're too huggy and cuddly and nail painty.

7/22/2010 4:01:21 PM

i <3 hugs, cuddles, and painted toenails! but i also heart video games and football. i'm strange.

7/22/2010 4:03:08 PM

that's hot

7/22/2010 4:12:08 PM

FINALLY!



A WHITE KNIGHT.

7/22/2010 4:12:40 PM

i thought you guys were gonna ask me questions. if you wanna appreciate me, click here


http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=484887&page=22

7/22/2010 4:13:41 PM

boxers or briefs?

7/22/2010 4:16:03 PM

Why do comedians have such a hard time finding girlfriends/boyfriends?

7/22/2010 4:16:34 PM

actually i just put on a pair of boxers. they say I [picture of a clover] you all over them.


^i dont know. i think i would bwn steve carrell and will ferrell just based off their humor. oooooh and bill murray too.

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 4:17 PM. Reason : ..]

7/22/2010 4:16:46 PM

No dane cook, adam sandler, or jack black?

7/22/2010 4:18:15 PM

maybe on the dane cook and adam sandler, jack black...well, if he got me drunk first i might make out with him.

7/22/2010 4:19:14 PM

I need a roommate to share my house for awhile...should I list it just for straight guys, or add straight girls, too, knowing full well if a girl lived in the house & wasn't heinous, I'd totally try to get in her pants?

7/22/2010 4:20:36 PM

open to everyone! straight gay, man, woman! who knows what you're into until you get reaaaalllllly drunk!

7/22/2010 4:22:21 PM

How true. Perhaps, you can find a goat to live with you as well.

7/22/2010 4:28:23 PM

my eye hurts

I think I have one of those lil things in it, whatever u call it

I've never had one before (can't think of the name)

am I gonna die?

7/22/2010 4:30:59 PM

i could do that, except the gay men part. while I wouldn't consider myself a homophobe, I don't think I'd be comfortable hearing two dudes scrump in my house.

7/22/2010 4:31:20 PM

^^stye? no, you won't die. they usually go away on their own. i had to have one cut out once in 4th grade. i'm still here.

^well, ok then. just make your ad say no gay dude scrumpin' in my house.

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 4:32 PM. Reason : .]

7/22/2010 4:31:47 PM

I don't understand the I [clover] you boxers. Will you send me a pic of you in them so I can understand better?

7/22/2010 4:33:11 PM

heh, maybe later

7/22/2010 4:33:43 PM

What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?

7/22/2010 4:37:21 PM

...



well, im a GIRL and i thought you were a GUY, so i'm not sure anymore

[Edited on July 22, 2010 at 4:39 PM. Reason : .]

7/22/2010 4:37:44 PM

D'awe.

7/22/2010 4:38:09 PM

Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?

7/22/2010 4:41:08 PM

one in a million

7/22/2010 4:41:44 PM

So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*

7/22/2010 4:42:07 PM

7/22/2010 4:43:18 PM

yes, we all got the reference

7/22/2010 4:45:51 PM

kitty!

7/22/2010 4:46:47 PM

P.O.P

7/22/2010 4:49:18 PM

so, poopface, how do you like my ass? i mean, you've been riding it now for how long? you must have formed an opinion by now.

7/22/2010 4:50:34 PM

purring on porcelain

7/22/2010 4:50:36 PM

i've never seen your buttocks

7/22/2010 4:52:41 PM

oh, that's a shame.

7/22/2010 4:53:57 PM

now i'm just waiting for that Bottombaby girl to come in here and say, "i have seen it!"


WE GET IT

7/22/2010 4:54:55 PM

don't lie.
everyone on tww has seen your ass.

7/22/2010 4:55:06 PM

yeah, we do. you're jealous.

7/22/2010 4:55:18 PM

If you gotta problem with it, get out of the thread.

7/22/2010 5:00:25 PM

no, he can stay. it's entertaining, at least. kind of cute in a way.

7/22/2010 5:01:09 PM

bahahahaha

7/22/2010 5:01:44 PM

Duck white kidney is testicles.

7/22/2010 5:01:53 PM

sure thing, bro

7/22/2010 5:02:14 PM

I have not seen this ass of which you speak

7/22/2010 5:02:18 PM

i think it's pretty spectacular, but i'm biased.

7/22/2010 5:02:52 PM

bi-assed?

7/22/2010 5:03:39 PM

lol, no, there is only one, but it's a bit on the large side, so i guess maybe some people would think i have two.

7/22/2010 5:04:17 PM

Have you ever been to myrtle beach

7/22/2010 5:06:16 PM

yes

7/22/2010 5:06:59 PM

yeah a stye

I hope that's not what it is but it's not going away

at least the pain is light

7/22/2010 5:09:15 PM

well that's good

7/22/2010 5:09:46 PM

you're good

7/22/2010 5:11:55 PM

oh snap!

7/22/2010 5:12:41 PM