^Agreed. Even if it was only intended for her and a couple of friends, just the tone of it was more than a little bit sad.

The girl took pride in sleeping her way through multiple waves of athletes. I have no moral issues with it, but it's neither terribly interesting or unique. She didn't do anything special or worthy of praise other than simplying documenting her own lackluster, boring series of sexual encounters.

It's like an Atari 2600 game, every level is the same, every enemy is the same, but the score keeps going up and we keep on playing.

Simply the fact that her "wild outrageous hookup" was in the stacks of a library makes me give the whole story a big two thumbs MEH.

10/1/2010 9:27:27 PM

i always thought you had to fuck a girl right after she fucked someone else in order for it to be sloppy seconds

and i wonder if people she works with have found out about this yet

10/1/2010 9:34:56 PM

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"but if a dude did it more power to him! "

Nah this would be really douchey and skeezy for a dude also

10/1/2010 9:42:25 PM

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"I mean, if I knew the my boy/the rest of the team hit that, I wouldn't be chomping at the bit for my chance to get sloppy seconds/thirds/whateverths."

They weren't chomping at the bit. They used sexy, persuasive lines like, "Hey, I'm gonna be in my room over there. Stop by if you want."

It was extremely casual sex. It would be like two ships passing in the night except those two ships are really horny, and they briefly become aware of one another long enough to bwn.

10/1/2010 9:56:04 PM

Are you saying the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria had a threesome?

10/1/2010 10:00:59 PM

Anyone know how to find the larger images of these on the facebooks?


[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 11:37 PM. Reason : Left in the left photo, right in the right photo btw]

10/1/2010 11:35:51 PM

reading that was a waste of time.

The lesson as always is girls just are not funny.


They are sluts too but that wasnt the lesson, we already knew that.

10/5/2010 5:47:17 PM

HAHA watching them try to discuss this on the Today show is hilarious!

they just keep trying to code everything, but the little guy covering the story just can barely seem to not laugh as he reads some clips from the piece.

10/7/2010 8:38:12 AM

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"I don't understand how the team obviously knew that she was the community whore...and still slept with her constantly."

It's not like they were trying to date her...they were just trying to get their dick wet.

The only guys who should feel bad about it are the ones who got cited for having small penis' and being shitty in bed.

10/7/2010 9:18:47 AM

^If they're just tryna "get their dicks wet," then why should they try to be good in bed?

10/7/2010 9:29:36 AM

^Because now everyone else knows...and as much as every guy will say they were just "trying to bust a nut"...males still carry a lot of pride. Those guys' prides are shot to hell right now.

And I'm sure those guys "tried"...some just aren't good at it.

10/7/2010 9:31:15 AM

Are you kidding?

If it becomes common knowledge that a dude doesn't know what he's doing in the sack, no one wants to fuck him anymore

Its like being blacklisted from all future sex



Girls don't have this problem...Sure, we'd like you to rock our worlds, but if you're hot, you can just lay there and we'll still get off eventually

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 9:34 AM. Reason : x]

10/7/2010 9:32:21 AM

^,^^Well, you guys, yeah. But y'all aren't Duke lacrosse players.

David Goulet was rude, barely kissed her, and just walked out of the room without saying anything or coming back.

And yet I don't think he had any trouble picking up more tail at Shooters the next night.

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 9:48 AM. Reason : And he was just a tennis player. AHA.]

10/7/2010 9:47:10 AM

I don't like kissing unless I really like someone

To me, a deep passionate kiss is more intimate than sex

10/7/2010 9:52:11 AM

I may or may not agree.

But I don't want to say and out myself as a cold-hearted whore.

10/7/2010 9:55:56 AM

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"To me, a deep passionate kiss is more intimate than sex"

Fag.

There's nothing more intimate than having your man-juice fill up some girl's cavity and/or mouth.

10/7/2010 10:03:46 AM

^pictures

those pictures appear to already be the normal size

10/7/2010 10:09:47 AM

huh?

10/7/2010 10:18:39 AM

Take it back, jbrick.

I'm saying, I have to like a girl more to kiss her than to fill her up.

Do you kiss the one nighters and only bang the ones you really like?

Fag.

10/7/2010 10:30:41 AM

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"The lesson as always is girls just are not funny."

10/7/2010 10:44:50 AM

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"Do you kiss the one nighters and only bang the ones you really like? Fag."

I bang and kiss them all.

I'm not going to stick my dick in something I wouldn't kiss...and vice versa.

You probably tell every girl you kiss that you love them.

Fag.

10/7/2010 10:46:43 AM

u 2 ... lmao

10/7/2010 10:47:38 AM

So jbrick, god bless his soul, sees every hook up as a deep emotional connection, where kissing, dialogue and eye contact are not only encouraged, but required.

I just feel sorry that he's never buttfucked a random girl who's face he couldn't pick out of a lineup.

10/7/2010 10:54:24 AM

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"So jbrickSlave Famous, god bless his soul, sees every hook upmake out session as a deep emotional connection,"

I generally like to make-out. I'm also good at it (or so I've been told). Good kissing usually leads to more extra-curricular activities. I've been told several times, post-coital, that, "I wasn't planning on that happening." I credit that to knowing the correct steps to take to get to my penis inside a girl's vagina. Unlike you, I don't need those steps to include the girl being "busted", "drunk", or "exceptionally easy."

Basically you fuck 6's and below. When you find a 7+ that will kiss you, you fall in love.

10/7/2010 11:04:22 AM

First of all, making out is awesome...when you're 14. If you still enjoy a session of kissing (and if you play your cards right, some over the clothes breast groping) when you're in your mid to late 20's, you're behind the curve as far as realized sexual satisfaction is concerned. For me, and for most of my peers, having sex (vaginal, anal or oral) is the one and only goal of any social encounter with a girl. Flirting, conversation, kissing...all just a means to an end. You say you enjoy making out. I enjoy making out like I enjoy driving to the restaurant, because I know it leads to what I'm really after. The process itself is mundane and banal, and any self respecting male who thinks differently is no friend of mine.

Now, you not only criticize my process, but you cross the line and insult the quality of the women I bang as well. In my eyes, the 1-10 system is archaic, and most people have a standard deviation of at least 3 on their own personal scales compared to the common average. The better scale is 1-3, with 1 being girls you would never bang, 2 being girls you might bang under certain circumstances, and 3 being girls that you would always bang barring some unforseen complication, like realizing you're related or finding out she's post-op.

On that scale, 2's typically fall in line with 6-8 on the traditional scale, and yes, most of the time I'm going to bang them, no questions ask. If this means slamming someone who falls slightly lower on the renowned jbrick Cunt Curve, than so be it. I'm not going to apologize for having sex with a fairly attractive girl just because she doesn't look like Fiona Apple.

Continue to enjoy your make out sessions, and if you advance those to sex, than good for you. Meanwhile, I move straight to the fucking, and leave the kissy kissy to those fags from Whiteville, population 5,148.

10/7/2010 11:18:16 AM

Would be a good post if it weren't for the ignorant use of the word "fag." That goes for most of your posts. Grow up and get that shit out of your vernacular.

10/7/2010 11:25:22 AM

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"Would be a good post if it weren't for the ignorant use of the word "fag." That goes for most of your posts. Grow up and get that shit out of your vernacular."

10/7/2010 11:29:52 AM

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"First of all, making out is awesome...when you're 14."

I haven't had a make-out session not lead to at least a blow-job since I was probably 18.

You keep forgetting to mention the fact that you fall in love with girls you kiss. It's sad, but cute. Girls think like you (or you think like girls...whatever makes you feel better). Since I know that girls think that, I know that kissing is important to them, which ultimately leads to this:

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"having sex (vaginal, anal or oral) is the one and only goal of any social encounter with a girl."

Once you learn that, you might be able to fuck a couple more "3"s.

10/7/2010 11:30:00 AM

lol jbrick what in the fuck is wrong with your head

are you reading what you write

(1) you're arguing with slave famous
(2) i mean damn

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"The process itself is mundane and banal, and any self respecting male who thinks differently is no friend of mine. "

There's more to life than just respecting yourself, man

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 11:33 AM. Reason : .]

10/7/2010 11:31:52 AM

Not really...just trolling SF.

10/7/2010 11:32:49 AM

You can't troll SF the best you can do is plant ideas that will spring from fallow ground in 20 years

10/7/2010 11:34:01 AM

It never ceases to amaze me how someone legally licensed to practice law can consistently offer up such weak rebuttals. My work is done here.

And my 'fag' was in reply to his. I commonly use 'faggot' which is much more authoritative and demeaning, and remains a relevant insult in my "vernacular".

10/7/2010 11:34:35 AM

While it might not be the best attempt at trolling, I feel that if he keeps responding to me in an argumentative manner, then it is an effective troll...especially when he takes part of the argument into another thread (which he did in Sports Talk).

He can always claim to "win" by saying that all he was doing is trolling. But he has repeatedly gotten upset in the past because I haven't responded to his weak attempts.

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 11:36 AM. Reason : .]

10/7/2010 11:35:26 AM

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"And my 'fag' was in reply to his. I commonly use 'faggot' which is much more authoritative and demeaning, and remains a relevant insult in my "vernacular"."

Play whatever game gets you your paper I guess

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"I feel that if he keeps responding to me in an argumentative manner, then it is an effective troll"

You have much to learn young grasshopper

Trolling is a way of life

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 11:39 AM. Reason : .]

10/7/2010 11:38:23 AM

The intra-thread troll is effective only when your target is oblivious to the fact that you're trolling him.

The Long Troll, in comparison, is an art form that takes years to master. The Long Troll is a patient stalker. Slowly collecting pieces of personal information, they reel in the unsuspecting user and then release the trap.

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 11:40 AM. Reason : x]

10/7/2010 11:38:58 AM

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"Slowly collecting pieces of personal information, they reel in the unsuspecting user and then release the trap."

You mean like looking at my hometown in my bio and then googling the population?? Or mentioning that I have a license to practice law when I've mentioned that I'm a lawyer at least a hundred times on this site.

Please tell me more Obi-Wan.

You get credit for being one of the funniest people on this website (which isn't saying much in sheer volume because most people on here don't have one funny bone in their body, but there are several very humorous people on this site)...but your attempts at trolling me in the past have been ridiculously weak and honestly pretty disappointing considering your other body of work.

I think you set the bar too high with your work on gunzz.

10/7/2010 11:46:28 AM

i feel sorry for the guy that falls in love with this woman and ends up marrying her.




she's kinda cute too, i would've def dated her. Not now

10/7/2010 11:51:12 AM

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"i feel sorry for the guy that falls in love with this woman and ends up marrying her"

Why? As long as she doesn't cheat on him, then I don't see the problem. Seems like she's good in the sack as well...so that's a bonus.

10/7/2010 11:52:59 AM

Referencing your profession and the fact that you're from a podunk town is hardly reminiscent of trolling, and frankly, I'm a little insulted that you would even insinuate that. My "attempts" at trolling you have been nothing more than a diversion from my real targets on this website.

You're small potatoes. People like Jaybee, NyM, Ernie, Jeepin4x4 and the aforementioned gunzz. People who I've spent countless hours researching class schedules, property listings, online profiles, job search listings, post on other message boards, phone records, and marriage announcements in search of any tidbits of information I could somehow use against them in the future. Most weeks, I spend more time on this message board than doing actual work, and its not because I'm dying to share my thoughts on the Wolfpack or tell people what I'm thinking at this very moment. It's because I take pride in trolling people.

But not you. I don't troll you. I make snide comments because you're sensitive and I generally elicit a response.


But I don't troll you. In the context of TWW, you're not important enough to troll.

10/7/2010 11:58:37 AM

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"Why? As long as she doesn't cheat on him, then I don't see the problem. Seems like she's good in the sack as well...so that's a bonus."

just based on dick she's taken not cheating is probably a tough thing for her


not to mention ur gonna have to lube up with valtrex and whatever else vd's she's got.

10/7/2010 12:00:12 PM

I do not want to be the 100th guy to put my penis is anyone's vagina. Being the 20th guy is on the borderline.

This girl is damaged goods for the rest of her life and any guy that dates/marries her is a laughing stock of a man.

I'm sure she is a nice enough girl though.

10/7/2010 12:01:27 PM

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"Why? As long as she doesn't cheat on him, then I don't see the problem. Seems like she's good in the sack as well...so that's a bonus."

Exactly. There is nothing wrong with having an experienced woman, unless your ego just can't handle the fact that she has seen other penises.

10/7/2010 12:01:40 PM

oh i definitely find it attractive to hav ea girl that knows what she wants and is good in bed.


then again its another thing to be a total whore about it.


i dated a girl who was awesome in bed and she'd been w/only 2 guys just one of them was a long term relationship so they had lots of practice.

if it was because she was w/49 other dudes and had a couple of gangbangs uploaded to the internet i'd feel less comfortable.

10/7/2010 12:06:18 PM

There's 2 categories as far as I'm concerned: Virgin and not a Virgin

Unless her vaginal wall is literally stretched like a neckhole, then I couldn't care less how late I am to the party



[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 12:08 PM. Reason : x]

10/7/2010 12:07:54 PM

Come on guys, give her a break. It was legitimate research, not being a whore.

^ unless you are only 5 minutes late, amirite?

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 12:08 PM. Reason : a]

10/7/2010 12:08:10 PM

haha well put

10/7/2010 12:08:46 PM

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"In the context of TWW, you're not important enough to troll."

This makes me happy.

10/7/2010 12:10:16 PM

I've watched enough porn to desentsitize me from the fears of contact with another man's ejaculate, short of a full shot to the face

10/7/2010 12:10:42 PM

I'd at least need her to shower first

10/7/2010 12:11:39 PM

Shamwow'ing the area would suffice for me

10/7/2010 12:12:26 PM