This thread makes me lol

I want to see what a TWW dating profile would look like

10/25/2010 6:04:09 PM

Unlikely as I am pretty easy to get along with. I suppose its possible but when I look at things from the perspective of an outsider I can understand why everyone else was telling me these girls were indeed crazy and that I better jump ship fast. I just have a hard head and dont listen all that well to others advice at times. Those who know me can confirm this

Mine would be easy and just one line..

Hello TWW Ladies.. My name is Jason and I am awesome.

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 6:05 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2010 6:04:59 PM

Quote :

"Have you ever thought she went batshit crazy after having to deal with your crazy shit. Guys are very rarely the innocent bystander."

this

10/25/2010 6:05:10 PM

I could go into details about these past relationships and why its fairly obvious they were crazy, but that would take up way too much time haha

10/25/2010 6:07:09 PM

when in doubt i'd say easily 70-80% of relationships end with both people saying the other was "crazy"

10/25/2010 6:07:41 PM

Oh I'm sure! No one wants to look like the bad guy, but usually one person is telling the real story and the other is telling their bullshit story. It's just a matter of figuring out which one is which is all.

Also how did this all of a sudden turn into me being crazy

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 6:10 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2010 6:09:44 PM

My dating profile would be as generic as possible.

Hi I'm thegoodoctor and I love to watch movies and listen to music. Fun is really important to me, and I like to go out, but I also like to stay home sometimes and just watch a movie. Hope you like these things too!

^ I think you took sawahash's bait

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 6:12 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2010 6:11:27 PM

Well I'm sold as I do indeed enjoy all of those things

10/25/2010 6:12:20 PM

Quote :

"Unlikely as I am pretty easy to get along with. I suppose its possible but when I look at things from the perspective of an outsider I can understand why everyone else was telling me these girls were indeed crazy and that I better jump ship fast. I just have a hard head and dont listen all that well to others advice at times. Those who know me can confirm this "

lol this applies to me too... LP78 was ready to murder one of my gf's because she was so crazy and had me doing some stupid shit, but I didn't realize it until after I ended it. She can definitely go on about that one

10/25/2010 6:12:20 PM

i think it was at the point you declared all women batshit crazy.

and while guys may consider all women they date this in the end, the women are doing it too.

wtf that dude didnt make the bed in the morning, his shit was crazy!

or wtf she didn't want to pay for dinners after we started dating, bitch was crazy!

10/25/2010 6:13:13 PM

Quote :

" Name: EMCE Age: 28 Height: 6'3 Weight: 210lbs Profession: Engineer in the aerospace and defense industry. Sharks with lasers division Sign: Libra About me: I'm a really down to earth guy. I can make ya laugh... I can make ya bounce... hear EMCE cypher, I'll turn the whole party out. The two of us: I'm looking for someone to spend my life with. Someone that will do the shit that I don't feel like doing. Please, don't be wonky. Also, must be able to sick duck.... If I could do this myself, I wouldn't be posting this goddamn ad."

10/25/2010 6:14:17 PM

Name:
Hobbies:
Occupation:
Height:
Weight:
No really, your IRL weight:
On a scale of 1-10, what are you from a tdub perspective:
Now what's your IRL rating:
Penis/breast measurement: (nevermind, people would really lie with that one )

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 6:15 PM. Reason : gg EMCE with adding the zodiac sign!]

10/25/2010 6:14:31 PM

after some recent events...

fuck a dating website

10/25/2010 6:15:40 PM

BOOM!

10/25/2010 6:16:05 PM

^^backstory?

10/25/2010 6:16:26 PM

I, too, am a Libra

Actually looking at that I'm pretty much the white version of EMCE lol

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 6:18 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2010 6:16:40 PM

Quote :

"Sharks with lasers division"

didn't catch that the first time around

10/25/2010 6:18:25 PM

Quote :

"Name: Grimx Hobbies: TWW Occupation: TWW Height: 5'2 Weight: 287 lbs No really, your IRL weight: 307 lbs On a scale of 1-10, what are you from a tdub perspective: 5 Now what's your IRL rating: 5 Penis/breast measurement: eleventy billion inches"

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 6:20 PM. Reason : thx for the template sam, i even lied appropriately for it]

10/25/2010 6:18:51 PM

actually after thinking about it... there have been a shit ton of these threads made... just all on valentines day and by chicks that think they can set people up.

10/25/2010 6:19:24 PM

Is tdub standards higher or lower than real life?

I can never tell because whenever a good looking celebrity girl gets posted there are always lots of people saying things like "ew... not hawt." "Do not want." etc etc.

10/25/2010 6:21:44 PM

That's because IRL they are gay

10/25/2010 6:22:19 PM

tdub standards vary.

if you're a celebrity they cant get with and you're an 8, then you're a 4.

if you're someone they can bwn and you're a 6, then you're an 8.

10/25/2010 6:22:57 PM

complicated bwn logic itt

10/25/2010 6:23:50 PM

Everyone on here fucks supermodels

10/25/2010 6:24:19 PM

i like falling below the radar in both regards

10/25/2010 6:24:24 PM

I can confidently say I have never fucked a supermodel however I can say that every time I have at least upgraded haha

The last one has a model mayhem account that counts right?

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 6:43 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2010 6:25:43 PM

Quote :

"^^backstory?"

this...

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/8505872/

i know the victim...

i met this guy at the fair...he's my friend's bf (she's not the victim)...she met him on a dating website...

10/25/2010 6:35:41 PM

christ on crutches... people are fucking nuts

10/25/2010 6:37:54 PM

Not to look like a jerk.. but as soon as I saw his picture I knew what the story was going to be about.. just saying

10/25/2010 6:39:23 PM

faggots

10/25/2010 7:04:00 PM

http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/video-dating-a-gamer.html

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 7:21 PM. Reason : .]

10/25/2010 7:20:58 PM

Wait I don't recall saying anything about dating.

I'm talking boning people here.

10/25/2010 8:07:22 PM

Everyone on here fucks supermodels

10/25/2010 8:10:36 PM

Quote :

" DAT 190% BONING "

10/25/2010 8:10:36 PM

sexactly

10/25/2010 8:11:12 PM

I know I'm dating fucking a super hawt super-model

fixed it.

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 10:13 PM. Reason : fixed it]

10/25/2010 9:56:28 PM

Well that doesn't do us any good now does it?

10/25/2010 10:07:38 PM

lol at EMCE

10/25/2010 10:09:06 PM

Quote :

"Everyone on here fucks supermodels"

come on, just go fuck your supermodel! duh.

You're on the TWW we all fuck supermodels on the reg

[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 10:10 PM. Reason : fuck supermodels]

10/25/2010 10:09:33 PM

I guess I never received that memo nor my mail order supermodel.. Fucking postal service

10/25/2010 10:12:07 PM

i miss the old parties where we'd put our keys in a bowl and swap supermodels for the night.

10/25/2010 10:12:18 PM

Quote :

"Everyone on here fucks supermodels"

I missed that memo

10/25/2010 10:13:31 PM

I thought I had Mr. Joshua's keys at the last party, but I later found out he let someone borrow his car

10/25/2010 10:14:46 PM

I've seen crazier things happen at tdub parties.

That said, I miss the old school tdub booze-bootay exchange. Way more useful than the textbook exchange tool.

10/25/2010 10:15:20 PM

Hai

10/25/2010 10:16:22 PM

10/25/2010 10:16:38 PM

the go kart has no keys.

later i figured out thats why i never had fun at those parties.

10/25/2010 10:18:10 PM

wasn't Doss2k the recipient of some of that said crazy shit?

10/25/2010 10:19:17 PM

News to me!

10/25/2010 10:20:29 PM

That steering wheel makes it hard to have any fun

10/25/2010 10:26:18 PM