Quote :

"I love it when girls try to fuck their way into a relationship"

LOL

stranger things have happened

11/11/2010 8:59:05 PM

post her tits ITT

11/11/2010 10:36:21 PM

Quote :

"You've already made some mistakes, which is why you didn't get any ill na na on your lunch break. You need to reassert yourself. Tell her that you two are going to fuck in her bed. You know, the bed where she probably does all sorts of nasty things that she doesn't do with you with the guy who treats her like shit. Fuck her there, but make sure she's off your dick right before you blow your wad. Marvel at her amazement as she watches intently as you blow your load right into her s/o's pillow. From that point on, every night when he lays his head down on that pillow, she'll think about the mighty load that you deposited there. If she thinks about your spunk, she's gonna crave your dick. If she craves your dick, you can do anything you want"

11/12/2010 12:06:50 AM

You guys never cease to amuse me with your ramblings and shenanigans...

11/12/2010 12:41:15 AM

This thread is funny as hell.

11/12/2010 12:48:29 AM

State Oz wins this thread.

11/12/2010 9:41:37 AM

sherri looks kinda rough for 34

11/12/2010 9:46:03 AM

Quote :

"rode hard and hung up wet"

11/12/2010 10:19:07 AM

i really wasnt expecting this until at least monday or tuesday...

Quote :

" From: Sherri **** [mailto:Sherri****@**.com] Sent: Friday, November 12, 2010 10:48 aM To: * Subject: Whats for lunch today? Are you busy? Sherri****** Executive Coordinator ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••"

11/12/2010 11:53:25 AM

tell her you want to get a mcrib and let the sauce drip down her ass while you nail her from behind.

11/12/2010 11:57:36 AM

haha, I guess you fucked her the right way then? gg

11/12/2010 12:00:35 PM

a hotdog down a hallway?

11/12/2010 12:01:00 PM

She's jonesing for that dick

11/12/2010 12:02:07 PM

Sherri needs a good hot dicking for lunch

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 12:03 PM. Reason : r]

11/12/2010 12:03:18 PM

motel 6

11/12/2010 12:08:58 PM

lol i got a room at the holiday inn express with my points...

11/12/2010 12:18:34 PM

Quote :

"Whats for lunch today?"

I hope you responded "You".

11/12/2010 12:20:10 PM

Nice work, my son. I'm living vicariously through you.

11/12/2010 12:33:44 PM

holiday inn express, do they have rooms by the hour?

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 12:35 PM. Reason : ]

11/12/2010 12:35:14 PM

I think you should end it now before she gets psycho.

11/12/2010 12:47:43 PM

Quote :

"Sherri needs a good hot dicking for lunch"

I lol'd

11/12/2010 12:48:37 PM

fake propose

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 1:03 PM. Reason : then be all, "siiiiiiiiiiike"]

11/12/2010 1:03:37 PM

Sherri must get horny working around all those bananas at Chiquita.

11/12/2010 1:06:48 PM

im sitting in the room waiting for her to get there. as soon as she gets in the room, she start stripping off her clothes, and says to me "I want to fuck you nekked this time" so i start tearing off my clothes along with her.

she grabs my cock and starts playing with it, by this point it is raging and starting to turn purple, she starts giving me a bj, and i think about the oral thread on here, and i decide if she goes long enough, there will be no courtesy tap today... then it dawns on me, i gotta try to take a picture for you guys. i start reaching for my jeans, to get my phone, and she stops me, and says "no pictures" im all like Sone of a Bitch...

once we finish she gets dressed, and walks out, no bye, no see you next time, no nothing... it was awsome.

11/12/2010 2:11:34 PM

oh by the way i owe my ex-boyfriend about twelve c for coke

i kinda burned him

11/12/2010 2:13:22 PM

You were thinking about TWW while getting a blowjob?

wow

11/12/2010 2:13:41 PM

^^^Hahahahahahahah 10/10

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 2:14 PM. Reason : ^]

11/12/2010 2:14:14 PM

lol im not even trying to be nice to this chick, and i think she likes it...

11/12/2010 2:15:12 PM

lol


that. is. awesome.

11/12/2010 2:15:39 PM

so...is this a chapter of the novella you're writing?

11/12/2010 2:20:37 PM

11/12/2010 2:24:01 PM

fuckin' lol at the new development and TWW near inclusion

11/12/2010 2:29:51 PM

"there's this message board and they REALLY want to see pics"

11/12/2010 2:43:12 PM

i know, im gonna try, but she is on to me already.

11/12/2010 2:51:13 PM

lol. Add to my Topics. Bonus points if you get her to create an account.

11/12/2010 2:54:22 PM

Is your dick burning yet? I would like updates on that aspect of the story.

11/12/2010 2:56:37 PM

^^ terrible idea


well for him anyway, it would be awesome for us

[Edited on November 12, 2010 at 2:57 PM. Reason : a]

11/12/2010 2:56:47 PM

^^ no punchmonk I know how to use condoms on strange pussy...

11/12/2010 3:23:23 PM

What's with the editing of AM and PM in the message headers?

11/12/2010 3:28:16 PM

Condom or not...let me reiterate:

Quote :

"You need to continue to beat the brakes off that pussy."

11/12/2010 3:30:06 PM

When all is said and done and she stops fucking you or goes psycho just email her a link to this thread and say enjoy lol

11/12/2010 3:33:35 PM

Was this the Hooters in Newport?

11/12/2010 3:36:18 PM

Quote :

"just email her a link to this thread and say enjoy"

Hahaha

11/12/2010 3:37:57 PM

Quote :

"What's with the editing of AM and PM in the message headers? "

not sure wht hers comes in lowercase a or p, but mine is like that cause im working on a project for a company in the middle east, and instead of editing all my work to thier local time, i just set my pc to thier time zone... so all my emails are 12 hours ahead of local time.

11/12/2010 4:52:40 PM

awesome thread.

11/12/2010 4:57:26 PM

Is her sister named Lori? http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7289994.html

11/12/2010 6:08:37 PM

^ what a little snitch

why, oh why, can't kids just shut the fuck up and appreciate a good thing?!

11/12/2010 6:12:33 PM

Quote :

"Bonus points if you get her to create an account."

yes! hahaha

11/12/2010 6:57:53 PM

Quote :

""

I lol'd for like 2 minutes. Thank you.

11/12/2010 7:04:44 PM

This is fucking epic.

11/12/2010 8:11:56 PM