Quote :

"- He was complaining about paying so much taxes and I told him to get married. He said if he gets married, then he can't keep me as a girlfriend."

^haaaaaa


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12/14/2010 11:41:54 AM

post newds on the internet, or maybe just newds of some random girl and say its her...i'm looking at you saps

12/14/2010 11:44:24 AM

i find this oddly amusing... ill look her straight in the eye.... super serious look on my face... abruptly jam a finger into my nose, then hold it out and her dog will run up and lick my finger clean... all while never breaking eye contact...

STOP FEEDING MY DOG BOOGERS

12/14/2010 11:46:46 AM

you're engaged, i'm sure you two are beyond any awkwardness at this point but that is still pretty damn gross.


last night she fell asleep on the couch and i was up watching MNF and she started to snore a little bit so i covered her nostrils with my fingertips. you would have swore she thought she was drowning a few seconds later. WAS. NOT. HAPPY.



also this one is underrated but always a favorite. i love coming in during the cold winter months and sticking my freezing hands up her shirt. the sweet embrace turning into death stares in a matter of seconds is priceless

12/14/2010 11:48:47 AM

i was hesitant to post that

but i find it funny

12/14/2010 11:49:31 AM

this thread amuses me

12/14/2010 12:08:57 PM

^^^Variation of this....I take a cold drink and put it on her when we're on the couch and she's not paying attention.

12/14/2010 12:23:09 PM

I hate to admit it but

Quote :

" Stop bringing your baggage into this relationship"

is one that I have said in the past

12/14/2010 12:35:13 PM

^^Guilty. Plus if my hands are cold from whatever, I'll act all intimate and then put my hands on her neck/face

12/14/2010 1:35:23 PM

He forgot to hang his towel back up, so I made him wait for me to completely dry off while he stood in the shower with the cat. The towel was 2 feet away from me the whole time.

12/14/2010 2:22:47 PM

i get her cold feet in the bed all the time, i get her back every once in awhile but it's rare

12/14/2010 2:24:07 PM

^^you guys shower together with your cat?

12/14/2010 2:44:24 PM

^ lol no, but the cat always run in the shower after we're done. He likes to drink the water.

12/14/2010 2:46:13 PM

Well...I shower with the cat

12/14/2010 3:05:33 PM

i told him i would have him deported...

i also tell him to hurry up and leave the country so i can go back to chasing American college boys

12/14/2010 3:12:05 PM

luv u guys. miss u tww. gah im such a drunken lush right now

12/15/2010 5:07:44 PM

i like to pick my nose and my wife bitches. so when she bitches i pull my finger out of my nose and put it on the remote, her computer, her cup, or the dog. she loves me.

12/15/2010 9:34:35 PM

I took a picture of my asshole and sent it to her. Cuz I heard she liked assholes.

12/15/2010 9:37:05 PM

one time TheBullDoza was chopping up potatoes to make french fries. He gleefully talked about how he was saving one piece because it looked so good. I noticed that he had set it aside, it was a big flat potato piece that would've gotten crunchy and delicious in the oven. So I grabbed the potato chunk and ate it raw

12/15/2010 9:44:47 PM

anyone ever fart while getting head? I want to, but fear the chompers.

12/15/2010 10:17:42 PM

yea how come when i get head a fart always builds and i have to suck it back in

12/16/2010 7:18:33 AM