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1/13/2011 9:49:51 PM

I invented the kitchen ditchin'

1/17/2011 9:11:26 PM

Sammi is the only cute one in the house though, to me at least.

1/20/2011 8:51:17 PM

I see your Sammi

and raise you Jwoww



She has actually been looking classy these days

1/20/2011 8:53:57 PM

She's also lost 20 pounds recently. I saw it on my celeb blogs the other day.

1/20/2011 8:55:21 PM

damn jk, Jwoww with the hotness

1/20/2011 9:03:47 PM

fake ronny was the greatest thing since season 1

especially in the confessional hahaha

1/22/2011 8:34:50 AM

The last few episodes have been absolute money, this season is very entertaining so far

1/22/2011 8:38:06 AM

^^yes, that shit was hilarious. What made it better was the fact that fake Ronnie knew real Ronnie. Then that shit Vinny and Pauly were saying about writing the letter and needing a thesaurus had me rolling. Vinny and Pauly make the show for me, they seem the most "normal" out of everyone

also, The Situation has been pretty nonexistent this season.

1/22/2011 8:42:48 AM

anyone else notice how awkward snooki was walking with handcuffs on. it is like she can not put her hands behind her back with out being deformed looking.

1/22/2011 12:43:24 PM

both snookie and deena are

and yeah, mike hasn't had much air time...

1/22/2011 12:46:07 PM

snookie deena got body...she can get it....snookies just a fat hobbit

1/23/2011 12:23:19 AM

so, i'm late to the party, but season 4 is in italy?!?!?!
http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2011/01/25/breaking-jersey-shore-italy/


hahahahaha. oh lawd.

i have only seen 2 of the episodes of season 3 so far. i'm behind.

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 3:22 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2011 3:20:14 PM

^ That's gonna be awesome b/c no one knows them in Italy so it'll be more like the first season.

1/25/2011 3:26:57 PM

They are going to make complete asses of themselves in Italy.

Its going to be epic.

1/25/2011 3:27:48 PM

ha that is sure to be a train wreck.

1/25/2011 3:28:34 PM

Isn't Vinny the only one of them that even remotely speaks Italian?

Snooki can't even manage to speak fluent English.

This is going to be awesome.

1/25/2011 3:31:53 PM

hahahaha

its like going back to the guido mothership

YAYYYY!

and yea i feel like vinny is the only legit italian one (or his fam, anyway...his one uncle had the craziest drunk italian accent...could.not.understand. lol)

1/25/2011 3:33:53 PM

season 4 will be epic

1/25/2011 3:37:19 PM

hahaha yeah


you know what MTV needs to do is stick the cast of Jersey Shore in Italy with Don Vito (Bam Margera's uncle)


EPIC.

1/25/2011 3:42:05 PM

i cant wait until they put the Jersey Shore on a Cut throat / Challenge lol
how funny would that be

1/25/2011 3:43:39 PM

i am all about some jwoww

and vinny is kinda cute

the rest of them are just....

and i hate the shit out of sammi jesus christ could she be a more obnoxious bitch

1/25/2011 3:53:29 PM

apparently vinny is hung like a horse

1/25/2011 3:55:27 PM

Don't act like you don't know first hand

1/25/2011 3:56:18 PM

1/25/2011 3:56:54 PM

vinny is cute

i like snooki cause she's funny and jwoww cause she is funny/trashy as shit

i wish they'd kick sam and ron off. i also don't know about this new deana character.

pauly d and the sitch are hilariousss.

also did NOT know there was going to be a SNOOKI/JWOWW reality show spin off. interesting.
well, according to TMZ, lol

[Edited on January 25, 2011 at 4:01 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2011 3:58:39 PM

Sammi is a fucking psycho

1/27/2011 10:37:58 PM

^to say the least

1/27/2011 10:54:41 PM

At first I was that Sammi was leaving

That quickly turned to when she decided to stay

1/27/2011 11:14:48 PM

So apparently Deena likes to eat assholes?

1/27/2011 11:58:50 PM

I like the justification was because it was cleaned out since he was in the jacuzzi haha

1/28/2011 12:02:16 AM

Hahaha...Deena licking buttholes.

1/28/2011 12:02:43 AM

Given how vain Sammi is, that was probably like ten thousand dollars of clothes, cosmetics, and accessories Ronnie was throwing around.

I know Sammi is overall extremely annoying and neurotic (and drunk), but her behavior is somewhat understandable, considering she was cheated on and that totally messes your mind up. But, along and along, Ronnie has been saying the most bizarre things to her: You're nothing without me, you fucking bitch. I swear to God I will fuck your whole fucking world up. You don't even know! WTF? Seriously, WTF?

Anyway, definitely woulda called the police on Ronnie for property damage.

2/12/2011 4:32:39 AM

^ Agreed. I can't stand Sammi, but that was incredibly fucked up. Especially breaking her glasses.. And I didn't get why he was so pissed at her for dancing with a guy seeing as he said to her face he was going to bring home a girl and screw her.

2/12/2011 11:32:06 AM

Ron is a douche.

2/12/2011 1:05:12 PM

sit down grab some popcorn and watch

2/17/2011 9:08:41 PM

I wonder what the show will be about now that Sammi is gone.

2/17/2011 9:09:47 PM

oh there's definitely still sammi drama. the sneak peak for the second half of the season showed her apparently texting and hooking up with the friend of mike's from home. i wonder if that means she comes back to the house or just hangs out with them in jersey... ruh rohhhh, it's gonna be goooood

2/17/2011 9:18:03 PM

"drama"

2/17/2011 9:22:17 PM

In This Episode....ronnie cries in the bathroom like a bitch

2/17/2011 10:23:16 PM

Some days I’m Uncle Situation, other days I’m Dr. Situation, I’m Chef Situation, Bang Your Girl Situation, I’m like a pretty deep dude

2/17/2011 11:40:06 PM

4/21/2011 6:59:34 PM