http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpCvnBrjAhQ

1/20/2011 12:11:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcZ-jg670bE&NR=1

1/20/2011 12:11:51 PM

1/20/2011 12:19:29 PM

I just had sex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

1/20/2011 11:20:19 PM

woot!

1/21/2011 8:13:59 AM

congratulations. feels pretty good doesn't it?


i'm ready to beat it out the frame tonight

1/21/2011 8:22:58 AM

indeed. I pounded the fuck out of her. I hit her cervix hard enough to make her bleed.

I was like "Doesn't that hurt like a bitch?" She said "Yeah, but I didn't want you to stop"

It had been more than a year for me, since I spent about 8 months in rehab and then 4 months in a new city, relapsing half way through, then having to move back home where the pickins are slim. ITS ABOUT GODDAMN TIME

1/21/2011 10:26:23 AM

wait wat

1/21/2011 10:29:36 AM

I used to do drugs. So?

1/21/2011 10:30:27 AM

lol

1/21/2011 10:31:19 AM

now i'm back to doin womens.

1/21/2011 10:34:20 AM

8 months in rehab? damn, son, good think you got rich parents to pay for you extended spa vacation.

i only got 3 weeks at the county and it was out the door with me.

1/21/2011 11:16:08 AM

well it was 1 month at detox/rehab then about 7 months at a extended care program which was the same price as the 1 month thing. but yeah it wasn't cheap. my parents didn't pay for it though it came out of my college fund. now i have no college fund

i guess i'm going to have to earn shit like everyone else now. which is more of a reality check than rehab will ever be

1/21/2011 11:41:56 AM

Quote :

"now i have no college fund "

don't sweat it. you would have wasted it anyhow.

1/21/2011 11:45:35 AM

true. anything that is given has no value

1/21/2011 11:46:37 AM

i blew the money my parents saved for college on partying and fucking around. i eventually got my degree anyhow. if i would have used it for college at the time, i would have just fucked up and failed out.

you might want to consider the army. GI Bill and college fund. straighten your punk ass up a bit perhaps. or maybe fuck you up more. never can tell.



[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ]

1/21/2011 11:49:41 AM

nah just need to keep a job, which i've been doing. saving up for a car. doing taekwondo training (which is surprisingly awesome). living with my parents for the time being. i think thats enough

1/21/2011 11:52:41 AM

so did you bang her at your parents house?

1/21/2011 11:58:55 AM

now that's smooth.

1/21/2011 12:02:12 PM

haha no. her place. i probably will have to pull that off at some point though.

1/21/2011 12:05:19 PM

billybob66 sounds like my sister-in-law's baby brother:

dude's in his late 20's, taking karate lessons and chasin' hos while living with his parents rent-free after they depleted their savings to pay a year's treatment at a detox/mental-health farm. funny thing is, they (his parents) still think he's their golden boy.

seriously dude, you need to man up and get the fuck out of mommy and daddy's house.

1/21/2011 12:08:19 PM

i just got here! the reason i'm here is because i ran out of money, have no car, can't get back into school until fall. i can't afford to be anywhere else right now. i'll be out by the end of the summer though. in the meantime can i least get my dick wet?

1/21/2011 12:38:46 PM

yes

1/21/2011 12:42:12 PM

you have my blessing

1/21/2011 12:42:20 PM

just sayin. that taekwondo aint free.

1/21/2011 12:42:52 PM

i know. it was a christmas gift

1/21/2011 12:44:12 PM

lol, you got an answer for everything, dont you?

1/21/2011 12:45:02 PM

yes

1/21/2011 12:46:03 PM

so was the sex good for her?

1/21/2011 1:07:55 PM

who cares!

1/21/2011 1:08:51 PM

Yes. She came 4 times at least. She was actually worried about the sex not being good for me... I assured her it was awesome. I like it when the girl gets off. It makes my orgasm better.

1/21/2011 1:11:27 PM

that's nice and all, but mom and dad will be more proud of you if you move out of their house.

1/21/2011 1:19:30 PM

joe_schmoe you are one comment about me living with my parents away from not getting invited to my birthday party!

and i want my predator action figure back!

1/21/2011 1:22:34 PM

i too have had sex with a female.




[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 1:24 PM. Reason : ]

1/21/2011 1:24:23 PM

she's a fat girl isnt she

fat girls always have the irrationalities like demanding a test before the deed then not following up on it and then getting off "4 times" the first time and then still wondering "was it ok for you?"

SHE NANS

1/21/2011 1:25:13 PM

totes nanners!

1/21/2011 1:25:36 PM

Quote :

"my parents didn't pay for it though it came out of my college fund."

You saved money in a college fund?

1/21/2011 1:28:20 PM

"my parents paid for it out of my rehab fund"

1/21/2011 1:29:03 PM

No she is quite fit. Not skinny, but not fat, not even plump or thick at all. Her stomach is flat. Her ass is round, Her boobs are medium-small size, yet perky. I rike her.

[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 1:31 PM. Reason : BTW WTF IS NANNERS?!]

1/21/2011 1:30:51 PM

"No, guys, my parents aren't paying for it! This is the money left over from my orthodontics fund cause I get my braces off early!”

1/21/2011 1:32:38 PM

get out of my thread, woman

1/21/2011 1:34:38 PM

My parents aren't big savers, but they have said they would pay for my wedding.

But I really want to go to Belize this summer...so...I think I'm going to tap into "my" wedding fund a bit early to make it happen.

I mean, it's not like my parents will have to pay for it or anything! IT'S MY WEDDING FUND!

1/21/2011 1:37:07 PM

Quote :

"get out of my thread, woman"

why? you tired gettin pwnd?

anyhow, hows it feel to be nailing fatties while living with your parents after they had to sadly withdraw all their hopes and dreams and spend it on 8 months worth of drug rehab? (eight months!!!?? wtf )

by the way, a paper route does not count as a "job". and you know your mom cries herself to sleep every night, dont you?




[Edited on January 21, 2011 at 1:40 PM. Reason : ]

1/21/2011 1:39:02 PM

shut up! its a long paper route!
and fat girls need to be objectified too!

still don't know what nanners means... explain

1/21/2011 1:46:31 PM

btw i never take anything on the internet personally, therefore making me troll proof. usually

just ask ....well yourself. because you said it

1/21/2011 1:49:38 PM

i'm thinking about this show on Fox in teh 90's, where the 30 year old paperboy lived at home.

you remind me of him

1/21/2011 1:52:49 PM

look in the facebook prof pic thread. you can take my head shot and photoshop it on the paperboy. it would be humorous

1/21/2011 1:54:14 PM

I'm totally joking. I actually have attempted to charge stuff off to my mythical wedding fund. It didn't work.

Your parents very clearly did pay for your rehab though. And 8 months is a big investment in somebody who relapses two months later. They must really care about you and want you to be happy.

1/21/2011 1:58:16 PM

if they cared about him and wanted him to be happy, they'd quit picking him up and washing his ass for him.

1/21/2011 2:01:27 PM

Well, I did relapse 2 months later. But I was in Portland. Heroin city. I never stood a chance. I, by myself, made the decision to get my ass out of there. I called my parents one morning at 8 and told them I had been using again. It was difficult but I had to do it or I would have died within the next 2 weeks most likely. I told them I would do whatever they wanted, either go back to treatment or a halfway house or just come back home. We finally decided that I would be better coming back home and just trying to get my shit together. So far, so good. I have a steady job, I am on my way to having enough money for a car. I am applying to MTSU for the fall, and taking summer classes at ETSU. I have not used since I left Portland. I barely even drink (one or two beers at dinner occasionally). Although this place is very lonely for me, and I can't relate to any of these bigoted redneck assholes in this town, and my depression is worse than its ever been, I still haven't buckled. I am doing everything I can to stay on top of my shit and keep my head up. My parents have been extremely supportive, and I in return have been extremely grateful. This girl I am seeing now is a good way for me to relax and have fun. She is also very supportive. So, hopefully all of that will get me through the next few months until I am ready for school again. I am pretty goddamn lucky to have what I still have. I am not going to fuck it up this time.

1/21/2011 3:01:54 PM