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"she might go all bitchy and be like, "seriously, rachel? are you bored? why are you making a thread about my boobs? lame."

Def bored making thread about her boobs. That shouldn't surprise anyone that knows me.

1/27/2011 5:36:21 PM

Good lord, 0EPII1 comes across as a grossly-overassuming, judgemental prick in this thread.

wait... that's every thread.

1/27/2011 5:36:39 PM

In that line of work it's almost a necessity, but if I saw her with normal hair and regular cute girl attire in an everyday situation I'd be more attracted to the before if they were just a tiny bit bigger, as in, she eats a few cheeseburgers

1/27/2011 5:37:20 PM

yea she can stand a trip down to georgia to live with a black family for a week.

1/27/2011 5:38:52 PM

Here is her normal-very pretty:


Metricula

1/27/2011 5:39:27 PM

I will not date a stripper son. Just can't do it.

She looks normal when she's not a stripper though.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 5:40 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 5:40:04 PM

id callBS if not for the cleft

1/27/2011 5:40:10 PM

palate?

1/27/2011 5:41:16 PM

she looks oddly like this girl that used to buff my helmet

not her though.

1/27/2011 5:41:24 PM

http://www.ehow.com/how_4928153_polish-football-helmet.html

1/27/2011 5:42:09 PM

wait, she's a stripper?

1/27/2011 5:48:36 PM

I dont get the Metricula thing. The girl is not the least bit attractive.

1/27/2011 5:48:38 PM

That is a terrible thing to say son.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 5:49 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 5:49:17 PM

1/27/2011 5:54:31 PM

This would have been a great/funny thread if we didn't have that SabbTurb character spewing his unfunnly little one liners. Sabb is more of a cancer to this site then bobblebobble.

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"mom has fake boobs"

Starting to come together.....

1/27/2011 5:55:01 PM

I think I have an unhealthy obsession with boobs

1/27/2011 5:57:40 PM

^ Me too.

So, I'll tell you what...
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

1/27/2011 5:58:47 PM

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"This would have been a great/funny thread if we didn't have that SabbTurb character spewing his unfunnly little one liners. Sabb is more of a cancer to this site then bobblebobble."

Who is Sabb and what is "funnly"? Also, what have I said in here that could even come close to being an attempt at a "funny one liner"?

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 6:01 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 6:00:25 PM

Okay everyone, no arguing. Let's focus on breasts again. They bring happiness.

1/27/2011 6:02:38 PM

tell her to sign up and FDT

1/27/2011 6:02:55 PM

shes hot, love the hair, eyes, everything.

1/27/2011 6:03:13 PM

if that dude is fucking her i am definitely sure that i have a shot now

1/27/2011 6:03:19 PM

I'd appreciate it if you'd refrain from acting like me asking for clarification is the same thing as arguing. I'd also like to point out that I have done nothing to instigate that kind of ridiculous behavior.

Oh, and they do not bring happiness.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 6:04 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 6:03:41 PM

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"if that dude is fucking her i am definitely sure that i have a shot now"

+1

1/27/2011 6:04:01 PM

does she have a "Fuck You" tattoo under her left titty?

1/27/2011 6:04:30 PM

It seems like it says something more than "you", perhaps "yourself"?

1/27/2011 6:05:01 PM

'fuck your couch'


she's a chappelle show fan

1/27/2011 6:06:24 PM

So did I miss where someone finds out where she strips? Cuz I think that is the only answer to the question..

1/27/2011 6:06:26 PM

Ask her if she likes guys in brooks brothers and watches that cost more than cars, cause i want to fuck with my parents

1/27/2011 6:06:47 PM

^^Club ATLANTiS in Virginia, according to her facebook

btw, 2 people like the Club ATLANTiS Facebook page

1/27/2011 6:07:32 PM

That's a lot actually son.

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"'fuck your couch' she's a chappelle show fan"

Good job son, I guess I just didn't care enough to try to read it son.

[Edited on January 27, 2011 at 6:09 PM. Reason : t]

1/27/2011 6:08:12 PM

Damn just was in VA !

1/27/2011 6:09:22 PM

yeah i looked up her facebook with hopes of posting some more scandalous pics ITT, but once I found out she has all her shit on private, I quickly gave up

1/27/2011 6:09:43 PM

Damn stalker.

1/27/2011 6:10:07 PM

lulz @ this pic:

1/27/2011 6:13:07 PM

go ahead, get it over with...

1/27/2011 6:15:06 PM

Quote :

"Ask her if she likes guys in brooks brothers and watches that cost more than cars, cause i want to fuck with my parents"

1/27/2011 6:15:10 PM

Jess has pretty small boobs(on right):

1/27/2011 6:19:25 PM

i would put my mouth on either of those

1/27/2011 6:20:24 PM

do strippers ever get married and lead normal lives? What happens after you are too old to strip? Whats the next career move?

1/27/2011 6:21:32 PM

i would def marry a stripper. Why not

1/27/2011 6:22:02 PM

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"do strippers ever get married and lead normal lives? What happens after you are too old to strip? Whats the next career move?"

I know some that stopped dancing but they don't lead normal lives. I've seen a lot of girls at Pure Gold that are way too old to be stripping but still do. Ew. All the tanning and the lifestyle is just not good for aging.

1/27/2011 6:24:43 PM

I used to live w/a guy that dated a stripper and he was always kinda worried about her. Basically she was living a 6 figure lifestyle, not saving a penny, drugs etc and once she got older she wouldn't be able to live stepping down into a lower paying real life job. The work experience doesn't exactly translate well into any normal job. He blew a lot of money on her. I remember one month he had spent 12k just buying crap for her.

1/27/2011 6:28:05 PM

the girl in the red bottoms seems to have a rocking body from the small glimpse in the one pic

1/27/2011 6:28:38 PM

She's super cute with or without the bigger boobs...and I love the short hair cut darker hair is definitely best on her

1/27/2011 6:37:38 PM

i like both hair, but the normal pic of her as a blond is stunning

1/27/2011 6:39:06 PM

someone say old stripper?

1/27/2011 6:40:08 PM

Woah.

1/27/2011 6:40:41 PM

cmon that shit has no place here. get rid of it.

1/27/2011 6:42:31 PM

1/27/2011 6:43:03 PM