i'm tempted to post my penis now, the damn thing could win awards

2/3/2011 8:23:49 PM

Do people on TWW have folders of random penis pics on their computer just in case they want to post them in a thread?

I can understand a folder of boobs, but penises? Especially if said Tdubber is a male...

2/3/2011 8:26:15 PM

i like seeing mine in different lighting, so i prefer using a camera instead of just looking at it in the mirror. that being said, they aren't random.

2/3/2011 8:27:45 PM

I hav enew found appreciation for Ms. RachelMarie

2/3/2011 8:44:19 PM

2/3/2011 9:37:14 PM

What did you do to your ankle that made it a career ending injury?

2/3/2011 9:48:55 PM

I rolled it and crushed the bone. Once it healed, an extra bone formed in the same place so I have limited movement with it. The doctor had no idea where the extra bone came from. I'm a freak of nature!

2/4/2011 5:01:22 PM

I appreciate

2/4/2011 5:01:39 PM

207 bones...way to one up the rest of us

2/4/2011 5:02:48 PM

I got a bone right here...

2/4/2011 5:05:08 PM

My body is a temple sucks at life. Who else gets a rare disease that only women over 50 get? Me.

I think the only talent I have is injuring myself on a daily basis-like trying to walk through glass doors

Although I have been told I am talented in the bedroom. That's probably just because I have no shame in participating in naughty acts with a S.O.

2/4/2011 6:42:20 PM

Wait

Did you just say there are no limits?

2/4/2011 6:43:33 PM

oh snap

lol

2/4/2011 6:43:59 PM

I can testify that she is very talented in the bedroom

2/4/2011 6:44:01 PM

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"NO SHAME IN"

2/4/2011 6:44:12 PM

I appreciate her great road head

2/4/2011 6:45:15 PM

10 pages

2/4/2011 6:45:42 PM

so no one has posted her old nudes in here yet?

good job tww, finally showing some class

2/4/2011 6:46:02 PM

She asked us nicely not to

2/4/2011 6:46:25 PM

i'll post them if someone posts the links

2/4/2011 6:46:42 PM

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"Did you just say there are no limits?"

Not if the person is special to me. I've only had 3 relationships in the past 10 years. Now that I think about it, one of those guys was not deserving of my offerings. But it makes me laugh that every girl he dates from now on won't measure up

2/4/2011 6:47:24 PM

No limits are strong words.

2/4/2011 6:48:14 PM

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"Now that I think about it, one of those guys was not deserving of my offerings. But it makes me laugh that every girl he dates from now on won't measure up"

you certainly think highly of yourself

but it's cool, we all think the same thing of ourselves

i, for one, know that all of my exes cry themselves to sleep each night, knowing that they can never have me

2/4/2011 6:48:51 PM

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"I appreciate her great road head"

You got off too easily last time. Next time I am demanding THREE items off the McDonald's dollar menu and possibly an ice cream cone.

2/4/2011 6:49:41 PM

Girl I'll buy you a 50 piece nugget

but i drive a stick so you'll have to work a little

2/4/2011 6:50:23 PM

tough but fair

2/4/2011 6:50:53 PM

though no hair

2/4/2011 6:51:29 PM

PM received

I have downgraded my projection to 7 pages

2/4/2011 6:52:32 PM

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"but i drive a stick so you'll have to work a little"

Damn manual cars. Cars with center consoles that you can't lift up also suck too. Don't people who make vehicles think of these things!?!?

2/4/2011 6:54:53 PM

the arm rest lifts up, i'll just have to reach over your neck and it might move a little when i shift

but, i mean, its a 50 piece. you can get multiple sauces with a 50 piece.

2/4/2011 6:57:48 PM

I don't think I could eat 50 pieces. Maybe 10. I hate those places that are sauce nazis(BOJANGLES). If I buy food from somewhere I should at least be given a couple of ranch or honey mustard packets-not be charged for them. They know the food is more delicious with the sauce and you will fork over the extra 10 cents for it. CONSPIRACY

2/4/2011 7:02:07 PM

rbrthwrd like them fat chicks.


RachelMarie Oh you'll get to lick something alright

2/4/2011 7:03:15 PM

so how about i just come over with a bag of sauces and we can smear them all over ourselves and go at it

2/4/2011 7:03:23 PM

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"so how about i just come over with a bag of sauces and we can smear them all over ourselves and go at it"

This would be a new experience. I tried chocolate before and Pop Rocks. That didn't work out too well, but it was hilarious.

2/4/2011 7:08:00 PM

give me a french fry and some honey mustard sauce and i'll paint your body like the work of art it is

2/4/2011 7:09:50 PM

^Now THAT is an original pick up line. Well done.

2/4/2011 7:11:09 PM

i'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear while i caress your porcelain skin with my barbecue sauce fingers

2/4/2011 7:12:49 PM

Will the sweet nothings be things like "double whopper with cheese"(said in seductive voice). I think we should keep the theme going through out the whole extravaganza.

2/4/2011 7:14:21 PM

anything to get inside your double patty, babe

2/4/2011 7:15:43 PM

double patty with cheese

2/4/2011 7:17:12 PM

you two are making my boner go limp

2/4/2011 7:17:51 PM

smells like pickles and mayo

2/4/2011 7:18:54 PM

Food turns you on, don't lie

I'm sittin' here with my food for the day: candy and a soda

2/4/2011 7:22:03 PM

don't even get me started on what we could do with some twizzlers or sweet tarts

2/4/2011 7:27:41 PM

I think girls don't admit enough that they can be wooed by food. Or maybe it's just me being a fat ass.

2/4/2011 7:29:37 PM

i got the sunkist, jolly ranchers, and nowhere i need to be tomorrow

2/4/2011 7:32:51 PM

I will gain back the weight I lost from being sick after this is all over.

2/4/2011 7:35:51 PM

oh there will be plenty of aerobic activity too, don't worry

2/4/2011 7:40:43 PM

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"you certainly think highly of yourself"

Not really but vaginas have magical powers. I just happen to own a vagina. And boobs.

2/4/2011 7:46:12 PM

i know that you said you don't like to look at dicks in the other thread, but if you saw mine you would change your mind

2/4/2011 7:47:08 PM