http://www.youtube.com/awkwardkids#p/u/19/eG2E3y87djk

4/20/2011 12:01:49 PM

ahahaha

4/20/2011 12:04:09 PM

i was self conscious for about half a second the first time it happened i guess. but then i got the fuck over it

4/20/2011 12:04:50 PM

^ +1

4/20/2011 12:05:50 PM

basically if a girl is squeamish about getting her ting-tang licked, then she's not the type of girl I would ever want to be with

4/20/2011 12:06:59 PM

^^^ aha

4/20/2011 12:07:13 PM

Basically, if a guy's willing to lick on dat thang, then what the fuck should she worry about?

Women...'bout as illogical as I've ever seen

4/20/2011 12:08:24 PM

^QFT

4/20/2011 12:08:49 PM

also I would like to see how many euphemisms we can use for vagina in the course of this conversation





hoo-hoo

4/20/2011 12:09:56 PM

i'm still lol-ing over ting-tang

4/20/2011 12:10:32 PM

tootsie

4/20/2011 12:11:27 PM

Quote :

"hoo-hoo"

i prefer hoo-ha

4/20/2011 12:11:32 PM

I prefer to call it "axe wound"

Or maybe "meat canyon"

4/20/2011 12:11:49 PM

that's the abbreviated version


the full is ting-tang walla-walla bing-bang

4/20/2011 12:11:57 PM

I had a chick back in the HS days who didn't want me to go down on her, though I was down. She got to talking real nasty when I would fingerbang her and I can imagine going down on her would have been really fun. But she was all worried about it because her best friend had a guy go down on her and he apparently had no idea what he was doing.

4/20/2011 12:14:13 PM

It's not complicated. It's like the Konami Code.

Up Up
Down Down
Left Right
Left Right
B A
Start

Also, I call refer to vagina as the bass cleft.

4/20/2011 12:17:06 PM

i can agree that when it is done horribly, it is not a fun experience

4/20/2011 12:18:51 PM

i just head butt the chicks box until we both pass out. then i steal her purse and dip out.

4/20/2011 12:21:07 PM

Tunnel of love

4/20/2011 12:21:30 PM

The only horror stories I've ever heard of were some Casanovas shark biting the crotch pearl, which, Jesus Fucking Christ, why would you do that?

4/20/2011 12:21:36 PM

depends on how hard you bite. just saying. a little teeth is ok. but it is VERY little teeth.

4/20/2011 12:25:51 PM

i use these on that poon





[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 12:30 PM. Reason : m]

4/20/2011 12:28:38 PM

This thread makes me miss ambrosia.

4/20/2011 2:38:17 PM

Today, we are all ambrosia.

4/20/2011 2:40:42 PM

^^^ The mental image of that is pretty hilarious.

4/20/2011 2:42:16 PM

Yeah, I think a guy should never use teeth, especially if drunk. It can really horrify a girl.

4/20/2011 2:51:51 PM

lots of teeth = bad
small amounts of teeth = depends on girl
while drunk = good
if done bad could result in turn off

4/20/2011 2:53:51 PM

It results in a god damn kick in the head!

4/20/2011 2:54:54 PM

I do not get this.

The clitoris is not chewing gum.

Are people really this fucking stupid?

4/20/2011 2:55:11 PM

ive had too many bad experiences with this shit sooooooooooo fuck it

4/20/2011 2:55:19 PM

lots of teeth = "a god damn kick in the head"
small amounts of teeth = depends on girl
while drunk = good
if done bad could result in turn off

[Edited on April 20, 2011 at 2:55 PM. Reason : i heard it was like licking ice cream from an ice cream cone ]

4/20/2011 2:55:20 PM

^^same. I always cringe when a guy goes down there, and assume I'm gonna find a way to stop him in 30 seconds. Sometimes it's sooooooo bad. But the most recently was actually pretty good. I was pleasantly surprised.
It's still not something I care all that much about though.

4/20/2011 3:00:08 PM

never really tried the teeth, but i can see how a girl might like it

mostly just licking and sucking

4/20/2011 3:01:25 PM

imo teeth are nice as long as the guy is good at it

I think a lot of people's overall sex preferences are dictated by bad experiences.

4/20/2011 3:08:11 PM

It only takes one time to ruin something for the rest of your life.

4/20/2011 3:09:59 PM

Yeah and the times it wasn't bad it wasn't phenomenal enough that i thought I must have it every time, id rather get ta fucking lol

4/20/2011 3:10:09 PM

Quote :

"It only takes one time to ruin something for the rest of your life."

This is exactly why I will never drink MD 20/20 again.

4/20/2011 3:11:22 PM

^^yeah, that's much more fun.

4/20/2011 3:19:13 PM

^I agree too, its just a warm up session for the good stuff.

4/20/2011 3:25:43 PM

haha i hate munchin drunk box. its such a chore.

4/20/2011 3:38:58 PM

i do drunk munchin and lose track of time like whoa

4/20/2011 3:44:12 PM