yes yes, we get it

8/25/2011 12:35:18 AM

Readin' don't never not done nothing for not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason not never. And by God they never not ain't gonna will!

8/25/2011 10:38:55 AM

I like my truck!

Auburn Sucks!

9/11/2011 11:57:54 PM

OMG NEW EPISODE ON TONIGHT, TO THE DVR!

9/12/2011 12:03:22 AM

FUUUUUUUUU THEY ONLY SHOWED IT ONCE

9/12/2011 3:35:11 AM

OH WE BACK! Bout to watch this ol' mountain bitch

9/12/2011 12:24:55 PM

9/12/2011 6:38:45 PM

it was kinda mediocre for squidbillies, but mediocre is still great

9/13/2011 11:30:11 PM

YALL KISS MY ASS, I AINT NEVER GONNA DIE

9/25/2011 11:58:30 PM

What is this. I don't even

9/26/2011 2:41:59 PM

that aint what your ballsack says

10/10/2011 12:59:22 AM

When I was your age, I was already trying to kill my second husband and make it look like a bear did it.

10/12/2011 1:53:18 AM

That's right son! Drop some vanilla science on his ass!

10/19/2011 9:41:09 PM

I bought this hat yesterday online. My wife talked me out of getting the booty hunter or breathe if you're horny hats. I plan to go as Early for Halloween but I need to get on the ball to get the rest of the costume. Taking the PE next Friday so that is kind of taking precedence.

10/20/2011 8:59:06 AM

I put the FUNK in "Functional Alcoholic"

10/24/2011 6:19:36 PM

Wrong fucking thread

[Edited on October 24, 2011 at 6:53 PM. Reason : Ghj]

10/24/2011 6:52:25 PM

new season starts now

7/23/2012 12:16:03 AM

randy the macho man cuyler lol

7/23/2012 12:29:34 AM

I just started watching this and his hats are so funny to me.

4/24/2013 1:25:05 AM

Any fans of basketball out there? Here's a name: Larry Bird, the inventor of the slam dunk. That's a signature white move, look it up!

4/24/2013 1:57:28 AM

I'm against mens kissin mens, for any reason, but when womerns do it... That, uh, that seems alright. Uhh, any womerns here willing to make out with another woman...



Hat - World's Greatest Illegitimate Daddy

4/24/2013 4:37:46 AM

^that hat is the one!!
Also, breath if you're horny.

4/24/2013 7:58:54 AM

Nowhere in this thread was there the "work ethics" quote. I am disappointed.

[Edited on April 24, 2013 at 9:30 AM. Reason : ]

4/24/2013 9:30:41 AM

well I think that's they problem


Watched the very first episode in Lee hall (2006?), drinking beer and eating Tyson buffalo strips. Those were the days.


HERSHEL WALKER CUYLER THEM DOGS IS HELL DON'T THEY

[Edited on April 24, 2013 at 9:55 AM. Reason : -]

4/24/2013 9:55:19 AM

They hate babies! Quick, nobody dress like a baby!

4/24/2013 10:38:41 AM

The lord made everything, so he must've made this here hat.

5/7/2013 12:00:13 AM

5/7/2013 12:09:23 AM

Marijuana ain't gonna get us nowhere, that's pretty damn clear. But I tell you what, that lemon scented toilet wine will show you the face of god!

5/15/2013 3:20:18 PM

two deadly deadly honey-dews

5/15/2013 3:21:53 PM

5/15/2013 5:40:15 PM

When I was little, we didn't have fancy ketchup. We just had ketchup. We used to make it out in the back out of opossum tails. Only we just called it blood.

5/15/2013 5:42:14 PM

Uknown Hinson quit touring a couple months ago and called his music career quits. Sucks. I used to go see him quite often, hadn't in several years.

(he's the voice of early, he's fucking awesome on the guitar, he dresses up like dracula, from somewhere around charlotte, used to have a show on public access many, many years ago)

5/15/2013 5:47:15 PM

Get your own waffle, Jesus.

I need to be close to dem erotic oils in case things heat up.

5/23/2013 9:52:05 PM

I like the brakin' tree for what when you need ta stop all at once in the same spot

5/23/2013 10:12:57 PM

Oh Lord who done made all creatures great and small in his own image: Did you make 'em fine-ass-soundin' speakers over there what would sound gooder than hell comin' out of the back of my truck-boat-truck? Well if you don't want me to jimmy-jack 'em sweet tweeters you best give me a sign...



http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Squidbillies

mother of god

5/24/2013 7:35:43 AM

Quote :

"Readin' don't never not done nothing for not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason not never. And by God they never not ain't gonna will!"

Yes! I absolutely lost it on that one.

5/24/2013 10:26:12 AM

Quote :

"Let me explain the decontamitination process to you. Pine cones go in here, party liquor comes out here and proceed to here. Fights begin, fingerprints are taken, days are lost, bail is made, courtdates are missed. Cycle is repeated"

5/24/2013 1:51:15 PM

dear sweet little baby jesus, how did i ever miss this

5/24/2013 4:01:47 PM

[Edited on May 24, 2013 at 4:20 PM. Reason : ]

5/24/2013 4:19:16 PM

Quote :

"Dear lord, please allow this dangerous combination of hair spray, bath slobber, and d.o.t. for automatic transmission fluid to excite my mind, occupy my spirits, and enrage my body, provoking me to kick any man or woman in the back of the head regardless of what he or she has or has not done unto me. All my best, early cuyler. Amen."

5/28/2013 1:00:50 AM

8/9/2013 11:17:04 AM

Unknown Henson (Early) just announced that he's coming out of retirement and touring (he apparently "retired" earlier this year because of the death of his wife/manager in February).

He'll be playing at the Lincoln Theatre on October 5th.

8/9/2013 11:21:04 AM

Quote :

"Granny: "Everyone get in the fire, it's the only way! Wait a minute, this is stupid, get outta the fire, everyone outta the fire!""

I love this thread. RIP Saps

9/30/2016 7:35:56 PM

Rusty:BUT YOU SAID I WAS THE ORIGINAL GATOR HATER, DADDY.

Early: NOPE.

Rusty: YOU REMEMBER -- THAT TIME YOU PUNCHED OUT YOUR OWN TEETH TO SHOW THEM GATORS HOW
TOUGH YOU WERE?

Early: GO, DAWGS!! SIC 'EM!

Rusty: ME AND YOU, WE HAD THAT BOND, THAT GATOR HATER BOND.

Early: I HAVE RE-ENVALUTATED THE SATURATION, AND I HAVE CONVOLUTED THAT YOU AIN'T WILD,
YOU'RE MILD. 'SIDES, I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE
GOT THE GAY GENE.

Rusty: NOW WAIT A MINUTE NOW! I AIN'T GAY, DADDY!

Early: NO, NO, DON'T BEG.

WE HAD US A GOOD RUN, SON.

YOU KNOW.

GOOD MEMORIES.

BUT IT'S HERSHEL'S TIME NOW!

Rusty: BUT, DADDY! D-DID YOU SAY HERSHEL?

Early: YES.

I HAVE DUBBED THEE HERSHEL WALKER CUYLER "THEM DOGS IS HELL, DON'T THEY"!!

>> Early: HE'S A PROGIDY.

>> Rusty: OH.



That whole scene is perfect. I laugh till i cry

9/30/2016 10:05:19 PM

HE'S A PROGIDY

9/30/2016 10:06:25 PM