She has a pretty awesome ass too, she is a genetic jackpot.

4/17/2011 8:58:35 PM

mods please remove this thread for the rest of the night, i have work to do!

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4/17/2011 8:59:43 PM

A++

4/17/2011 9:01:06 PM

damn you Bryan and your standards.....just like Pat.

4/17/2011 9:05:40 PM

agreed on the genetic jackpot if those tatties are real

I, too, am jealous of her midsection

4/17/2011 9:06:16 PM

fuckers.......if only we were unrealistic imaginings if every man's dream....



we could RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!





Brett's going to be so mad at me when he reads everything I've posted tonight......

4/17/2011 9:09:46 PM

I just like her boobs is all. I don't expect to ever see something so beautiful

4/17/2011 9:11:01 PM

I don't see why this is a situation of an unrealistic view on women because I'm pretty sure she is 100% real.. She is very, very pretty

4/17/2011 9:11:53 PM

i find her choice of attire to be questionable

4/17/2011 9:15:05 PM

whatever. you would wear super tight shirts and skirts/dresses also

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4/17/2011 9:16:35 PM

wasn't referring to the tightness.

4/17/2011 9:18:17 PM

You mean all the bikini pics she takes at the beach? or underwear pics she takes in her bathroom?

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4/17/2011 9:19:16 PM

yes..... I am jealous. If I looked 15....had big ass titties....and a tiny ass waist I would be banking on that shit too!!!! But I don't.....





so.....yeah. Thankfully, Brett thinks I'm hot.

4/17/2011 9:20:48 PM

I liked this picture until I saw the man hands holding the lighter

4/17/2011 9:21:27 PM

^^^ no. the clothing. do not like her clothing. it is hideous. how hard is this to comprehend.

^ whoa. is that her actual hand?

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:22 PM. Reason : .]

4/17/2011 9:21:56 PM

Yeah you should probably stick with whatever ogre you are banging

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4/17/2011 9:22:31 PM

Man hands?

4/17/2011 9:22:52 PM

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"^^^ no. the clothing. do not like her clothing. it is hideous. how hard is this to comprehend."

Stop it. Personally, I think the bathroom white bra/panties picture with the vagina lips clearly defined is a striking choice of clothing.

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:25 PM. Reason : not a bathing suit upon closer inspection]

4/17/2011 9:24:31 PM

Ahhh, i seriously hadn't noticed (imagine that ) but all of those dresses are pretty ugly lol... She should stick with bikinis or jeans and the cotton shirts

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4/17/2011 9:25:20 PM

you know what? She looks like a less-clothed Egyeyes.....who is way hot. And I agree with kawackle....her clothing choices (while as scantily clad as she is) are bad choices. Not that it matters. To men, the less, the better.

4/17/2011 9:25:24 PM

^^ lol. i figured most people hadn't noticed that is why i put the beatup face!

i saw an abercrombie shirt in there. that is when i was like, homegirl needs a stylist. she could be even more attractive if she could dress herself (when she chooses to dress, that is)

4/17/2011 9:26:19 PM

fuck you, Bryan.......seriously. I liked you until that comment.

4/17/2011 9:27:02 PM

Drinkin'



Smokin'

4/17/2011 9:27:09 PM

Maybe thats her thing... she wears the ugliest shit because no one will ever notice

god damn... LET THEM BREATHE

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[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:28 PM. Reason : haha]

4/17/2011 9:27:36 PM

Brown eyes. Couldn't date her.

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:28 PM. Reason : is what Tke-Teg would say]

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"fuck you, Bryan.......seriously. I liked you until that comment."

Hmm. A bit harsh?

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:31 PM. Reason : x]

4/17/2011 9:28:08 PM

seriously though... no fake nails or stupid sun glasses...

I can't find a flaw. I could seriously not give less of a fuck what her clothes look like.

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4/17/2011 9:29:58 PM

just saying. this is also why it is good to have a female on a naked photo hunt team. i notice random things like fake diamonds missing from shoes. and extra bra straps, etc.

4/17/2011 9:31:03 PM

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"she could be even more attractive if she could dress herself (when she chooses to dress, that is)"

I'm pretty sure that's unpossible.

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"Brown eyes. Couldn't date her."

Her eyes may be her best feature. Seriously. They are gorgeous.

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"Stop it. Personally, I think the bathroom white bra/panties picture with the vagina lips clearly defined is a striking choice of clothing."

That photo is doctored. It's a shop trick people use to pretend to see womens' nipples.

4/17/2011 9:31:06 PM

j/k Bryan....I'm drunk

4/17/2011 9:35:39 PM

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"just saying. this is also why it is good to have a female on a naked photo hunt team. i notice random things like fake diamonds missing from shoes. and extra bra straps, etc."

Truer words have never been spoken.

4/17/2011 9:37:58 PM

For reals though. Someone needs to teach her how to use the flash on her camera. Volunteers?

4/17/2011 9:39:46 PM

teach her how to use the flash on her shirts




but seriously i think its best that we don't see nips, even if they are perfect

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[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 9:42 PM. Reason : haha but i bet her nips are ALL Fucked up that would be hilarious]

4/17/2011 9:40:21 PM

snap

4/17/2011 9:40:50 PM

That boob to waist ratio is incredible.

4/17/2011 9:44:22 PM

well ill be damned.


i think she has her ears plugged.
you can see the stretching progression:

4/17/2011 10:17:27 PM

i'd be retarded to say i don't enjoy this thread...however she obviously loves herself...probably a huge bitch...

but please keep posting

[Edited on April 17, 2011 at 10:34 PM. Reason : d]

4/17/2011 10:33:26 PM

reminds me of every cocktease that 10th grade ever offered.

pass

4/17/2011 10:47:43 PM

4/17/2011 10:56:05 PM

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"ou know what? She looks like a less-clothed Egyeyes.....who is way hot."

nah, egyeyes' tits are way bigger



and this chick has way less facial hair

4/17/2011 11:25:04 PM

YEAH

MY KNOCKERS WOULD KNOCK THAT CHICK UNCONSCIOUS

THEN ID LASSO HER WITH MY MUSTACHE

4/17/2011 11:27:16 PM

more like your zz-top beard

4/17/2011 11:28:32 PM

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"well ill be damned. i think she has her ears plugged. "

why....WHY did someone have to point that out?

god damnit, that's the nastiest shit. i guess she had to give herself one imperfection to be able to relate to her neurotic girlfriends.

4/17/2011 11:37:40 PM

Damn you joie

4/18/2011 12:04:05 AM

holy shit, this is the first time seeing this thread and it changed my whole religious point of view.












There is a God.

4/18/2011 12:17:12 AM

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"Her eyes may be her best feature. Seriously. They are gorgeous. "

there is absolutely no question of what her best feature is, and it ain't her eyes

4/18/2011 12:19:42 AM

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"reminds me of every cocktease that 10th grade ever offered."

hahaha. so true. god dammit high school.

4/18/2011 12:51:49 AM

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4/18/2011 2:35:47 AM

This girl is everything to me.

4/18/2011 8:06:33 AM

This girl just woke up one morning and said, "GOD I'm beautiful" and hasn't stopped taking pictures since that day. I guess if I had woken up one morning with a 10inch cock I'd still be taking pictures and walking around in tight pants as well. So, I guess I can't judge her too much.

4/18/2011 8:11:25 AM