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6/6/2011 10:50:13 PM

i cant hold my breath very long and i cant float or tread water

6/6/2011 10:52:12 PM

Ride my bike with no handlebars

6/6/2011 10:57:15 PM

i can ride w/o holding the handlebars, but ive never tried w/o having handlebars

6/6/2011 10:59:50 PM

uni cycle ftw

6/6/2011 11:01:32 PM

well played, z

hadnt heard that in awhile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afX6VYn48KE

6/6/2011 11:02:14 PM

i can't roll my Rs.

[Edited on June 6, 2011 at 11:04 PM. Reason : j]

6/6/2011 11:04:06 PM

^ me either
I can just make this growling sound in my throat but that's more for hitting on someone

6/6/2011 11:06:22 PM

Man that went to a third page fast.

Quote :

"I can't burp either. Good to know someone else has that problem. The only time I ever do is if I drink a really cold soda and the first sip is too big and I swallow it too fast. Otherwise it never happens."

Oh man I can't burp either! I just don't know how to. And I don't know what it feels like to need too burp either. Maybe I do feel that. I don't know. I have no idea how to go about making one happen. When it does happen (which is pretty rare), it's always an accident, and it always surprises me.

6/6/2011 11:06:57 PM

i cant speak with a high pitch anymore, i cant shriek

a few years ago i could, weird

like i cant even do the ric flair "WOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Edited on June 6, 2011 at 11:17 PM. Reason : c]

6/6/2011 11:17:08 PM

^So how does that make you feel?


I can't listen to really heavy metal while I drive in a Target parking lot.

6/6/2011 11:53:58 PM

Get to bed at a decent time when I travel

6/6/2011 11:55:42 PM

afford a 1 bedroom apartment or find a reliable future roommate

fml

6/6/2011 11:56:53 PM

kinda sucks ant do a whole lot of mockin imitations anymore

6/6/2011 11:57:00 PM

describe how much i hate the black eyed peez

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6/6/2011 11:59:12 PM

FIND A FUCKING JOB

6/7/2011 12:01:20 AM

believe i work where i work still.

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6/7/2011 12:03:15 AM

^Note the lack of ^. It was thing I can't do

6/7/2011 12:06:40 AM

i was saying I can't believe i still work where i work

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6/7/2011 12:21:02 AM

OH IM ALL CONFUSED, SON

6/7/2011 12:48:59 AM

I can't move my ankles to the left or right...I can only move them up and down. this makes it impossible for me to ollie on a skateboard, but hasn't really inconvenienced me in any other way. it's actually a pretty nice party trick...when I mention it in conversation, people sometimes say "No way!", crouch down in front of me, grab my foot and try to move it from side to side, and exclaim, "It doesn't move!"

6/7/2011 2:46:59 AM

Whistle.
Sit on my calves.

6/7/2011 3:02:56 AM

Dunk a basketball.

6/7/2011 3:40:36 AM

focus on work (right now)

6/7/2011 8:14:21 AM