A PUN!

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 11:05 PM. Reason : 3 inches of attractiveness]

6/16/2011 11:05:33 PM

BlackJesus

6/16/2011 11:51:04 PM

EMCE

6/17/2011 9:15:28 AM

^ you already said that

6/17/2011 9:16:09 AM

i'm a solid 4.5 rate my rack told me so.

6/17/2011 9:19:00 AM

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"taller than 5'8", funny and dorky, a hairy chest (not sweater hairy though), and smart like computer nerd smart. Nice eyes. Symmetrical face. "

oh hai!

6/17/2011 12:21:21 PM

I'm a 6.8

6/17/2011 12:24:35 PM

Am I looking in a mirror?

If yes, then--> attractive
If no, then --> not attractive

6/17/2011 2:11:58 PM

50% of all tww men look worse than me.

6/17/2011 2:14:13 PM

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"very detailed assessment 0.o"

from page one was aimed at the post above joie, just seemed that the women had very extensive lists of physical features to check out - I don't really notice individual features on a girl unless they jump out for some reason

6/17/2011 2:23:50 PM

^ Agreed. And I never notice teeth unless they are missing.

6/17/2011 2:25:31 PM

or if they have a really bad gum-to-tooth ratio showing

6/17/2011 2:31:16 PM

I'd have to guess I'm like a 7, if we are basing this on awesomeness though then I'm definitely somewhere in the neighborhood of $texas.

6/17/2011 2:39:26 PM

I don't really know what I look for appearance wise in a guy. I guess I have a few rules, but to get me interested in actually dating you it is all about personality. Mom says I have the most diverse taste in guys, and none of my boyfriends have had that much in common look-wise with the others.

*must be taller than me
*must have good hygiene
*must have big/strong arms

that's it physically

other things I look for:

*must make me laugh
*must play video games
*must like/tolerate cats and aquariums
*must cuddle
*being able to cuddle and play video games at the same time is a HUGE plus

6/17/2011 4:37:56 PM

they have to be able to physically pick me up

6/17/2011 4:39:13 PM

^^ I would fail. Cuddle leads to attempted bwning 75% of the time

^If a guy can't pick you up he's a woman. Wild guess..you weigh under 130 fact

[Edited on June 17, 2011 at 4:41 PM. Reason : what had happened was]

6/17/2011 4:40:34 PM

cuddling can lead to bwning, that is just fine. I like to bwn, and would prefer if every day started with sex. <3 morning sex

6/17/2011 4:48:48 PM

Morning sex is gross. I bet you don't even brush your teeth or shower first.

6/17/2011 4:50:50 PM

I DO brush my teeth first. When I wake up early I go pee, wash my face, brush my teeth, and then get back in bed. Showering comes after the sex though.

6/17/2011 4:53:17 PM

Shower + sex take care of two things at once at least

6/17/2011 4:54:04 PM

I like this girl.

^ Not really....my man juice will still be inside her..unless she wants to walk around with my juices all day

[Edited on June 17, 2011 at 4:55 PM. Reason : ]

6/17/2011 4:54:12 PM

I sound good on paper, but I'm really only a 5 on a really good day.

[Edited on June 17, 2011 at 4:57 PM. Reason : average, bitches. ]

6/17/2011 4:55:08 PM

Women and this I'mma 5 stuff.

You're a 0 or a 1. You get a 1.

6/17/2011 4:56:31 PM

How would bwning before or after a shower make any difference then?

6/17/2011 4:57:04 PM

Its all about cleanliness with me. I've gotten to the point where I can only enjoy sexual intercourse if both parties have bathed in the past 90 minutes. Quite the drop off, as I once banged a girl in an Exxon bathroom.

6/17/2011 4:57:10 PM

If she does her shower afterwards at least there she gets to say she washed up. If not she just walks around juiced up all day.

6/17/2011 5:00:04 PM

As long as there is no oral involved, I'd rather have the shower afterwards. I get VERY horny after working out. Ride a bike with me for a few hours and I am very ready for some action. In that case, sex in the shower is the best idea, though.

6/17/2011 5:00:19 PM

Long as its not funky I take it when I can get it.

^ Agreed oral only follows a shower with me.

6/17/2011 5:02:01 PM

Shower sex is great as long as you finish before the water turns cold

6/17/2011 5:03:34 PM

ITT Doss2k exposed as a 3 pump chump

6/17/2011 5:04:35 PM

I've never had any complaints if you can get the job done in the 30 min of hot water you have then so be it lol

6/17/2011 5:06:01 PM

I get no leverage in the shower. I like to plant my feet and be very aggressive with my thrusting, so only the firm grip of a carpeted floor will suffice. In rooms without carpeted bedroom, I've actually been known to keep on my Reeboks.

6/17/2011 5:07:12 PM

6/17/2011 5:09:30 PM

I have to be attracted immediately by looks but then the personality either kills it or creates an unbreakable bond. We have to have the same humor or it DOES NOT WORK! I think he has to make me a little angry at times too or it does not work. I can't stand a push over AT ALL and he has to be able to type way faster than me on the computer and chew his gum with confidence. And the final kicker, his body odor has to be appealing, he has to let me be the big spoon half of the time and appreciate back and side burn biting.

6/17/2011 5:10:34 PM

I bite shoulders and upper arms, lol.

6/17/2011 5:12:39 PM

I shouldn't even get into that whole biting thing lol

6/17/2011 5:15:28 PM

I bite sweetly...that chick, however

6/17/2011 5:18:05 PM

I'mma licker not a biter

6/17/2011 5:18:39 PM

How about someone rate BanjoMan?

6/17/2011 7:18:47 PM

fugly

6/17/2011 7:20:41 PM

Stop it, I am sensitive.

6/17/2011 7:21:35 PM

Lets see for me:

Height
Being Christian
Education
Success
Attractiveness
Personality
Family oriented

6/17/2011 7:44:50 PM

I find watches to be sexy on men

6/17/2011 7:49:10 PM

I'll admit if a girl brings up either policitcs or religion when I first meet her I'm out. I care about neither and if that's one of the first things you bring up I already know you care way more about it than you should and I will eventually get annoyed

6/17/2011 9:45:13 PM

nice watches? or you just like men that know what time it is

6/17/2011 9:56:25 PM

Man, all you bitches and being picky about height. Its the first thing.

Fuck you

6/18/2011 2:11:20 AM

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"Lets see for me: Height Being Christian Education Success Attractiveness Personality Family oriented"

Why must a man have a imaginary friend to get with some women?

6/18/2011 2:13:43 AM

Just saying, I absolutely dig and adore my untangible friend.

[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 11:14 AM. Reason : I]

6/18/2011 11:13:56 AM

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"Man, all you bitches and being picky about height. Its the first thing. "

They're all lying. If height and sense of humor were as important as they imply, I'd have a line of them out the front door.

6/18/2011 12:41:35 PM

^ not necessarily though


it's been said several times that this is a snap judgment and a lot of attractiveness is assigned after the initial sizing up via personality traits.


my favorite anecdotal evidence is a guy i dated for a very very brief period of time.
we went out maybe 3 times.
jesus he was hot.
i never understood why girls didnt line around the block for him.
i found out later-he was a huge douche with a bad temper.


[Edited on June 18, 2011 at 12:45 PM. Reason : this is NOT saying you arer a douche good sir, but there are other attributes. ]

6/18/2011 12:43:16 PM