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GrumpyGOP
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"You probably want to hear that he is trying to make you jealous. He wasn't. He wanted to have sex, you denied him, he had sex, you asked, he told."


Probably the smartest thing in this thread. Much, much smarter than all the "he's just trying to press your buttons" bullshit.

This ain't chess. It's checkers.

6/24/2011 11:04:04 AM

Samwise16
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I get why people use it in the first place, but I just never understood how that represents having two things that contradict each other. If you're having some cake, you're eating it. And if you have a cake, why wouldn't you eat it?! Who wants to let a cake just sit there and rot?

6/24/2011 11:04:43 AM

eleusis
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ITT we reflect on our own previous fuckups and try to apply those situations to sylvershadow.

6/24/2011 11:05:01 AM

Samwise16
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I have decided I like this phrasing a lot more:

"You can't eat your cake and still have it (or save it for later)"


Bothers me less

[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 11:06 AM. Reason : .]

6/24/2011 11:06:48 AM

grimx
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"The proverb's meaning is similar to the phrases, "you can't have it both ways" and "you can't have the best of both worlds.""


in regards to having your cake and eating it too

6/24/2011 11:06:58 AM

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[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 11:08 AM. Reason : http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/]

6/24/2011 11:07:05 AM

Samwise16
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^ hahaha I love that blog post



But really, I am more content with this new phrasing. I think it gets the point across in a more sensical way (even though it doesn't sound as nice)

6/24/2011 11:08:08 AM

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no it just tells people that you're too dumb to comprehend something pretty basic without rearranging the words.

6/24/2011 11:08:59 AM

Stimwalt
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epic burn

6/24/2011 11:09:43 AM

Samwise16
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Or I just don't agree with how it's worded

All this talk is making me want some cake

6/24/2011 11:09:58 AM

LunaK
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"ITT we reflect on our own previous fuckups and try to apply those situations to sylvershadow."


well, really, how else are you going to base opinions on things other than your own past experience?

(yes you can read things and what not - but my point still stands )

6/24/2011 11:10:37 AM

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6/24/2011 11:10:46 AM

grimx
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nomnomnom i eat cake now

6/24/2011 11:10:47 AM

Stimwalt
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That's asinine. That's like saying the phrase "All roads lead to Rome" doesn't apply anymore, so instead you'll say "All roads lead to Nashville" instead.

Similarly, the expression "When in Rome" for you, would be "When in Nashville."

Nothing against Nashville, holla back now.

6/24/2011 11:12:44 AM

Samwise16
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I wanted to find a funny lolcat picture, but instead I found these






^ I just really always had a problem with how it was phrased. Because honestly, to say you can't have some cake could mean either eating it or saving it for later. And I always thought it was silly to think that anyone would save some cake for the hell of it. Eat the damn cake. No dilemma there

[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 11:14 AM. Reason : .]

6/24/2011 11:12:55 AM

LunaK
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yay a rainbow!

6/24/2011 11:15:20 AM

Samwise16
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Even when you flip it around, the meaning itself is still silly, imo. Obviously you can't have both things - but wouldn't eating the cake always be better? Why would you want to save it? It's just going to get stale and then you won't enjoy it as much. Just tell someone "you can't have it both ways" - no muss, no fuss.

6/24/2011 11:17:37 AM

FroshKiller
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are you seriously still talking about this

6/24/2011 11:18:05 AM

Samwise16
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yes

now I can't stop thinking about cake

6/24/2011 11:18:39 AM

GeniuSxBoY
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OP doesn't understand men at all.


1. MEN THINK WITH THEIR DICKS UNTIL THEIR DICK IS SATISFIED. Only then do you get an honest opinion.


2. MEN NEED TO FUCK MULTIPLE PEOPLE. It's coded in our DNA. Men are highly HIGHLY capable of fucking people they don't love.

3. MEN DON'T NEED TO FUCK THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE. Men love the people they love without the sex. This is why sex after marriage stops or slooooows down to a crawl. It's booooring. It's redundant. There's no cure for this except to fuck other women.

Best way to explain this:

I love my dog. I fuck women. No matter how many women I fuck, I still love my dog without having sex with it. I would never abandon my dog. I would always be there for my dog. That's love. But I don't want to fuck my dog.

Same applies to wives. A guy can love his wife, but usually fucks other bitches on the side. It doesn't mean he doesn't love his wife. Look at Senator Weiner. No matter how much a guy has on the line... he MUST fuck with other bitches. It doesn't mean he doesn't love his wife. Even Osama bin Laden, under strict bin Laden law, had 7 wifes. Monogamy is unnatural for a dude.



4. FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS: Friends with benefits is SEX ONLY. He was right about not being touchy-feely with you in public. Friends with benefits is 'just friends' and 'just friends' don't woo friends in public. There is a boundary/imaginary wall put in place to shield "emotions" and "drama" from the playing field. Friends with benefits means when you go out in public, you want to be seen as single with the opportunity of getting laid, but if all else fails, you both benefit from fucking at the end of dually failed nights.




[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 11:30 AM. Reason : .]

6/24/2011 11:27:16 AM

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Omg why do y'all keep thinking I want him back?? I don't. I'm just insulted he a not pining after me like he should be after telling me how much I mean to him. This situation with him is going to be super awkward. he's staying with me next week while his apt gets fixed and we're both going to the same party next weekend.

And he's paying money to stay with me. Right now I can't afford to turn down any money.

6/24/2011 11:30:44 AM

LunaK
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men don't pine after women.

well none that i know.

6/24/2011 11:31:24 AM

grimx
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he's looking to rebound after getting rejected

sounds like he did

6/24/2011 11:34:32 AM

GrumpyGOP
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"I'm just insulted he a not pining after me like he should be after telling me how much I mean to him."


He told you this for a reason. The reason was to get you to put out more.

6/24/2011 11:40:09 AM

GeniuSxBoY
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Dude just wanted to fuck. He's not interested in emotions for at least another week when he realizes he has nobody and feels sorry for himself. Then he'll try to butter you up to like him again.

6/24/2011 11:40:26 AM

grimx
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is he paying "rent" or giving "bootycallmonies"?

6/24/2011 11:42:06 AM

GeniuSxBoY
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Paying rent.

6/24/2011 11:43:50 AM

Snewf
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SEVER TIES

there are plenty of cool people out there
if someone starts to stress you cut them loose

6/24/2011 11:44:50 AM

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"He told you this for a reason. The reason was to get you to put out more."





This x 1000000000

6/24/2011 11:46:26 AM

GeniuSxBoY
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I wouldn't say that.


Usually when a guy lies like that, he wants to build a facade around him to make it seem like he didn't care about sex at all and only cared about her.

6/24/2011 11:48:28 AM

Stimwalt
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Welcome to Planet Earth.

Men lie.

Women believe it.

That is all.

6/24/2011 11:49:29 AM

AndyMac
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"Omg why do y'all keep thinking I want him back?? I don't. I'm just insulted he a not pining after me like he should be after telling me how much I mean to him. This situation with him is going to be super awkward. he's staying with me next week while his apt gets fixed and we're both going to the same party next weekend. "


Why the hell is it awkward? He apparently feels the same about you that you do about him, it would be way more awkward if he was actively pining after you and you had no feelings for him.

I can't understand why you're so pissed off.

6/24/2011 11:54:46 AM

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""You probably want to hear that he is trying to make you jealous. He wasn't. He wanted to have sex, you denied him, he had sex, you asked, he told."


Probably the smartest thing in this thread. Much, much smarter than all the "he's just trying to press your buttons" bullshit.

This ain't chess. It's checkers.

"


ain't saying it's the right answer, but telling a girl about other girls to make her jealous isn't something i just made up on the fly. It's a pretty ancient trick.

6/24/2011 11:54:49 AM

GeniuSxBoY
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Women lie.

Men believe it.



Trust is stupid.
Trust no one

6/24/2011 11:54:59 AM

GenghisJohn
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you are so dumb

really really dumb

4 real

6/24/2011 11:56:15 AM

sylvershadow
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Except before he had a 10% chance of having sex with me in the near future. Now he has a -100% chance.

6/24/2011 11:58:20 AM

grimx
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all because he's not pining over you?

6/24/2011 11:59:17 AM

GeniuSxBoY
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I dunno,he sounds like a man who can say what you want to hear to get in your pants again.

6/24/2011 12:00:16 PM

sylvershadow
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Well I guess time will tell.

^2 never heard of a pity fuck?

[Edited on June 24, 2011 at 12:02 PM. Reason : 9]

6/24/2011 12:01:22 PM

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This shit is a broken fucking record.

For as long as this semen hole has been on tdub it seems every few months she posts a thread about how she fucked this guy and they still fuck and they were in love and I dont even


You need to get your god damn sex addiction under control and stop being so juvenile about this shit.

6/24/2011 12:01:34 PM

sylvershadow
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I like feeding the trolls

6/24/2011 12:05:58 PM

AndyMac
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"Except before he had a 10% chance of having sex with me in the near future. Now he has a -100% chance."


Sounds to me like he uprgaded from a 10% chance of sex in the near future to a 100% chance right now.

6/24/2011 12:06:47 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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sylver, can you please feed us a picture of yourself?

6/24/2011 12:06:51 PM

MetalRed
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So jess...you're single now then?

6/24/2011 12:07:28 PM

sylvershadow
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^ yes and ^^ no

6/24/2011 12:09:31 PM

kiljadn
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sex != love

6/24/2011 12:10:51 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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gay.

6/24/2011 12:11:06 PM

GGMon
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"semen hole"

6/24/2011 12:11:30 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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lol that's like seminole if you say it 10x fast

6/24/2011 12:15:21 PM

AndyMac
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Yes we've all realized that while ridiculing florida state

6/24/2011 12:17:11 PM

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