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MANY SCIENTISTS BELIEVE IN INTELLIGENT DESIGN

6/30/2011 9:30:25 AM

ShinAntonio
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Her husband is pretty too

6/30/2011 10:03:29 AM

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"For instance, the claim that the founders worked to end slavery is not unfounded. Many of the founders worked to end the slave trade, and they eventually succeeded. Thomas Jefferson outlawed importation of slaves when he was governor of Virginia."


lulz. Mainly the Jefferson part...which has already been pointed out.

6/30/2011 10:26:44 AM

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"Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There’s a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species. That's where it's difficult to prove."

"I believe that there is a very strong chance that we will see that young people will be put into mandatory service. And the real concerns is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where young people have to go and get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then they have to go to work in some of these politically correct forums."

"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."

"The president of the United States will be taking a trip over to India that is expected to cost the taxpayers $200 million a day. He's taking 2,000 people with him. He will be renting out over 870 rooms in India. And these are five-star hotel rooms at the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel."

"Literally, if we took away the minimum wage—if conceivably it was gone—we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level."


"Iran is the troublemaker trying to tip over apple carts all over Baghdad right now because they want America to pull out. And you know why? It's because they've already decided, that they're going to territory, they're- they're going to partition Iraq and half of Iraq, the western northern portion of Iraq is going to be called, the United, uh, the, the uh, -oh, I'm sorry, I can't remember the actual name of it now, but it's going to be called, um, uh, the, the, uh, uh the Iraq State of Islam, something like that."

"I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this [deficit]."

6/30/2011 11:36:52 AM

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http://jezebel.com/5816968/michele-bachmann-will-use-your-songs-if-she-damn-well-pleases

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"First it was Tom Petty who asked Michele Bachmann to stop using his songs at rallies, because he doesn't want "American Girl" to be associated with wingnuts. Then Katrina and the Waves asked her to stop playing "Walking on Sunshine." It's becoming difficult for Bachmann to use a campaign song without receiving a cease and desist letter, but she may have found a solution: Play the songs anyway. "


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"Before Michele Bachman was glitterized at the Right Online conference, she walked out to Katy Perry's "Firework." Apparently Bachmann doesn't know Perry dedicated the song to the "It Gets Better" campaign, because the woman who once described The Lion King as homosexual brainwashing is no fan of gays."

6/30/2011 5:10:40 PM

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8/14/2011 12:22:59 AM

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sexiest president ever

8/14/2011 8:47:12 AM

jaZon
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Seriously?

I'd bang jfk before this broad

8/14/2011 9:06:51 AM

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She's basically a watered down Osama Bin Laden with lipstick and a bible.

8/14/2011 11:11:49 AM

arghx
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Is that corndog pic real?

8/14/2011 2:36:25 PM

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as real as you want it to be.

8/14/2011 2:37:15 PM

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Look at the guy on the bottom left.

8/14/2011 2:50:44 PM

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Joe Biden is hiding in the corn dog. Stop that woman now, Secret Service.

8/14/2011 3:36:13 PM

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""I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."
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What the fucking fuck

8/14/2011 4:05:08 PM

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Wishes Elvis Presley "Happy birthday" on the anniversary of his death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i57OqxAJlK8&feature=player_embedded

8/16/2011 8:31:50 PM

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I hate to do some political stereotyping but seems like 95% of those did he really fuck that up comments are from republicans and usually the more extreme ones

8/17/2011 12:37:53 AM

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Panel discussion on Corn Dog pic:

http://cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/bestoftv/2011/08/16/exp.Behar.Michele.Bachmann.hln.html

8/21/2011 10:20:58 AM

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its no damn mystery why the media is giving this lunatic so much air time

8/21/2011 11:14:57 AM

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I really don't understand why we have ordinary people running for president or any ordinary office affiliated with running the country.
Just because they can, it doesn't mean they should.



We should be getting candidates that have a resume with rocket science, accounting, humanitarian services, and nice posture.



[Edited on August 21, 2011 at 11:55 AM. Reason : .]

8/21/2011 11:53:37 AM

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Stolen from Soap Box thread:

8/21/2011 11:54:01 AM

aph319
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"Under President Bachmann, you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again. That will happen."

8/21/2011 10:45:02 PM

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"I really don't understand why we have ordinary people running for president or any ordinary office affiliated with running the country.
Just because they can, it doesn't mean they should.



We should be getting candidates that have a resume with rocket science, accounting, humanitarian services, and nice posture.
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I agree and this is what the founding fathers hoped would happen i think (they were hoping to create Platos vision of philosopher-kings).

But in todays climate, it's hard to run a campaign saying "choose me, i'm smarter than you."

For some dumb reason, americans want someone that's just like them.

8/21/2011 11:14:23 PM

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""I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?' Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending.""

8/29/2011 2:22:04 PM

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lol its like the dark ages all over again, how cute

8/29/2011 2:26:59 PM

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"Under President Bachmann, you will see gasoline come down below $2 a gallon again. That will happen."


In all seriousness, a significant reduction in gas prices is possible if we tighten monetary policy significantly. That would occur partly from the stronger dollar it would create, as commodities are priced in dollars.

8/29/2011 2:47:31 PM

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and if it happens people will love her.

8/29/2011 3:01:26 PM

ThePeter
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we must sacrifice a goat to appease the disaster gods

8/29/2011 3:04:26 PM

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"I really don't understand why we have ordinary people running for president or any ordinary office affiliated with running the country.
Just because they can, it doesn't mean they should."


Probably the only time I'll ever agree with this guy.

8/29/2011 3:08:19 PM

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8/29/2011 3:38:37 PM

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