3/25/2012 11:13:49 PM

III.02

3/25/2012 11:14:57 PM

add to my topics mane

3/25/2012 11:18:50 PM

A black guy walks into a bar...











a Jim's Crow Bar.

3/26/2012 7:42:52 PM

Nikola Tesla was a sexy guy.

I'd coil up with him any day.

4/10/2012 5:20:40 PM

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

4/10/2012 5:25:20 PM

Trying to think of a good one about Amendment I. Maybe something about banning proton-proton reactions in NC.

THE ATLAS DETECTOR WAS SENT BY THE DEVIL. THEY CAN BUILD IT IN SOCIALIST EUROPE BUT NOT HERE

5/9/2012 12:30:36 PM

Quote :

"what do you get when cross a giraffe with a hippo? giraffe hippo sine theta"

5/12/2012 10:06:37 AM

So, these geek T-shirts from the internet are a little hipster-ish, but really...

I've got to hand it to them when I see stuff like this.

http://www.cafepress.com/+large_mug,425782996

5/18/2012 1:11:46 PM

Helium diffuses into a bar, and some guy tries to pick a fight with him.

Helium doesn't react.

7/9/2012 3:57:21 PM

So a strange quark walks up to the Downtown Sports Bar on Glenwood

Bartender says "sorry, we don't serve minorities here"

7/9/2012 4:05:09 PM

lol

7/9/2012 4:06:03 PM

Saw on Facebook today:

Quote :

"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"

It's kind of science humor -ish. It uses units.

7/12/2012 9:11:50 AM

Quote :

""I was big enough for your mom" -Pluto"

OH SNAP!

7/12/2012 9:17:53 AM

...

these keep getting worse.

7/12/2012 9:46:55 AM

http://science.memebase.com/











[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 9:59 AM. Reason : ]

7/12/2012 9:57:29 AM

7/18/2012 9:18:25 AM

glass half full or half empty:

neutrino: there's a glass?
electron: pretty much full
x-ray: 99.9% empty
neutron: mostly empty, but I get disoriented in the lower half

8/28/2012 7:49:03 PM

What happened to the guy who crossed Einstein?

Got taken to the killing vector field.

9/12/2012 2:58:26 PM

10/11/2012 9:12:32 AM

10/12/2012 2:45:41 PM

great thread





[Edited on October 12, 2012 at 3:17 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/12/2012 3:14:08 PM

that darwin had me lolin

10/12/2012 3:21:53 PM

A black hole walks into a barbershop and it smelled like fish

10/12/2012 4:13:41 PM

What did the scientist say who successfully bonded two Helium atoms together?

HeHe



Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!


What emotional disorder does a gas chomatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.

credit: http://inorganicventures.com/tech/chemistry-jokes

10/12/2012 5:17:40 PM

f(x) walks in to a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't cater for functions"

10/12/2012 6:10:01 PM

Why do computer geeks get Halloween confused with Christmas: because Oct 31 = Dec 25

10/12/2012 6:11:51 PM

Why did the Spy cross the road?
He never really was on your side.


The space shuttle columbia walks into a bar. It sits down, looking very depressed. The bartender asks whats wrong. It looks up and answers “I broke up with my crew”


an SQL statement enters a bar, walks up to two tables and says "can I join you?"

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/d72mt/so_helium_walks_into_a_bar_and_orders_a_beer/

10/12/2012 6:20:03 PM

10/12/2012 6:27:31 PM

Happy mole day to everyone.
---------

Where are the "Moles of the Round Table" from? Chemelot

Why do they live there? They like Chem-A-Lot



That was the 2011 theme. this is 2012:



[Edited on October 23, 2012 at 12:54 PM. Reason : ]

10/23/2012 12:50:23 PM

http://www.gdfalksen.com/

11/13/2012 3:25:08 PM

Q: Why did Kepler get fired from his janitor position?
A: He only swept out the same area.

http://www.edutopia.org/blog/20-bad-science-jokes-eric-brunsell

The Ohm jokes are... yeah... ...

11/13/2012 9:49:56 PM

Two Neutrons walk into a bar. One say to the other, "Only one shot, then I am splitting"

If a bear in Yellowstone and a bear in Alaska fall into the water, which would dissolve first? The Alaska bear because it is polar.

http://chemistry.about.com/u/ua/chemistryfunhumor/Science-Jokes.htm

11/13/2012 10:14:37 PM

How have I not yet seen this? This is fantastic.

11/16/2012 10:22:01 AM

Girlfriend: Honey, I cant open this jar
Geek Boyfriend: Try reinstalling java


Buddhist disciple: Master, is it proper for a monk to send e-mails?
Monk: Yes. As long as there are no *attachments*

12/3/2012 2:22:07 PM

A TCP packet walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer."
The bartender says, "You'd like a beer?"
The TCP packet says, "Yes, a beer."

[Edited on December 4, 2012 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ]

12/4/2012 5:06:55 PM

oh...

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/4/2012 5:08:40 PM

What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr'ed

12/4/2012 5:16:02 PM

I was going to make a joke about a bank
but then I lost interest.

12/6/2012 9:56:45 AM

best thread of 2012?

12/6/2012 10:28:34 AM

that TCP one is so bad. so

bad



I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/6/2012 10:30:13 AM

good for kids, don't think I've posted it yet



Actually, it looks like this might have come from an NCSU faculty:

http://www.stat.ncsu.edu/people/csmith/

[Edited on December 6, 2012 at 1:16 PM. Reason : ]

12/6/2012 1:14:03 PM

Lemme know if that image doesn't work

12/6/2012 1:37:19 PM

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, beer garden, hangout, lounge, night club, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, pub, beer, wine, whiskey...

12/8/2012 5:16:39 PM

How many fruit flies does it take to screw in an light bulb?

Only two, but I don't know how they get in there.

12/8/2012 5:18:37 PM

http://www.etsy.com/listing/85259487/nerdy-dirty-greetings-earthlings

These are adorable. I think the complete set of covers are here:

http://www.behance.net/gallery/Nerdy-Dirty-Illustrations-for-Nerds-in-Love/2188167

12/10/2012 9:26:12 AM

A statistician's friend once asked him "How is everything"?
He thought about it a bit, and then replied "average."

12/10/2012 1:44:59 PM

If Ke$ha comes to the UK, will she be called Ke£ha?
No, she will be called Ke£0.64ha

12/10/2012 2:01:49 PM

http://spikedmath.com/

12/19/2012 1:32:34 PM

Ya can't trust an atom.

They make up everything.

1/4/2013 9:14:00 AM