so, is this basically just one big thread to complain about our players making dumb mistakes? Whats wrong with the game thread for that? If this is the case can you keep the chicken little crybaby shit out of game threads and just keep it in this one?

12/5/2011 6:51:31 PM

you get anti-chops as well for brilliant plays, basically credit against future chops

how is this so hard to understand?

12/5/2011 7:19:37 PM

its not the concept doofus, its the point, there isnt one

12/5/2011 7:57:46 PM

So the list is Howell and Wood with chops this season?

12/5/2011 8:00:02 PM

everytime I see this thread I think its an effort to start some FSU rip off chop motion for State

12/5/2011 8:17:03 PM

This all sounds like some douchy frat boy shit to me. no offense to face

[Edited on December 5, 2011 at 9:17 PM. Reason : df]

12/5/2011 8:55:00 PM

This is as gay as that C'mon Man shit they do on ESPN.

12/5/2011 9:04:34 PM

ADD TO MY TOPICS

Can this at least move to Chit Chat?

12/5/2011 9:14:15 PM

so basically this is how its going to shake down

someone posts this in the game thread:

Quote :

"zo had a great game, great ball control and nice drives to the lane, great game howell still looks slow and still cant catch the damn ball, I wish TDT would get some of his minutes as usual leslie and wood make this team completely different when theyre in the game. leslie was unstoppable around the rim and wood was bombing"

then they'll come into this thread and post:

Quote :

"zo had a great game, great ball control and nice drives to the lane, great game, he gets an anti-chop howell still looks slow and still cant catch the damn ball, I wish TDT would get some of his minuteshe gets a chop as usual leslie and wood make this team completely different when theyre in the game. leslie was unstoppable around the rim and wood was bombing, they get anti-chops"

sounds like a useful thread

12/5/2011 9:19:04 PM

Hey Jaybee, banjo man, fat tony, mark goal, and Frederick Sykes...why don't the five of you rent a room at the velvet cloak because you're obviously the five biggest faggots east of chapel hill. The Chop system will work. The Chop system is brilliant. The Chop system will prove itself as undoubtedly the single best metric for evaluating player performance. Anyone who can't see that is fucked in the head, and probably the asshole as well.

12/5/2011 9:34:02 PM

list of people who just got chopped:
Jaybee
banjo man
fat tony
mark goal
Frederick Sykes

12/6/2011 2:28:31 AM

CHOPPED = CLIPPED

12/6/2011 3:46:47 AM

With no consensus reached there are no chops awarded for the Stanford game

12/6/2011 10:29:51 PM

12/6/2011 11:05:57 PM

12/15/2011 5:09:03 PM

Chop nomination for the training staff.

12/18/2011 3:41:08 PM

Can the bench get a chop? Or a chop to our yet again horrible perimeter defense?

I can't think of one really choppable play.... Maybe cjl for his turnover montage at the end of the first half?

12/19/2011 3:02:07 PM

leslie has to be chopped for cramps

12/19/2011 9:06:58 PM

leslie has to be chopped for cramps

Quote :

" Chop nomination for the training staff. "

12/19/2011 9:27:10 PM

Can the whole get a chop?

12/29/2011 8:22:08 PM

Let me check

Martin, can the whole get a chop?

12/29/2011 8:28:56 PM

Hey Martin, I think CJ Williams should get a chop for his stupid technical. I'd have to see the replay, but seeing it live, it looked very obvious that he intentionally grabbed that dude's legs and pulled him down, out of frustration after not getting the charge. Stupid foul, especially at that point in the game.

12/29/2011 10:30:16 PM

Chop nomination for Vandy grabbing a trainer's throat in jest following a time out.

Or should that result in the opposite of a chop? Maybe a "get out of chop free" token.

12/29/2011 11:18:46 PM

^^to me, it also looked very intentional to me.


dirty and dumb play

12/29/2011 11:26:42 PM

We need to cool off tonight and figure out our nominations around lunch time tomorrow.

1/12/2012 12:07:31 AM

chops abound

1/12/2012 12:20:36 AM

Most definitely gottfried

1/12/2012 12:23:24 AM

This isn't Nam, skokiaan. We have rules, save it for later on today when we've cooled down.

1/12/2012 12:25:04 AM

Zo get at least one Chop. i don't know how many runner he missed and a bunch of stupid turnovers.

and CAN SOMEONE TEACH THIS TEAM HIGH SCHOOL D!!!! my god its like the other team is playing against traffic cones that foul.

1/12/2012 12:48:01 AM

Honorary chop for today.

1/14/2012 4:11:06 PM

bump

1/26/2012 8:58:07 PM

The entire fucking team.

Seriously Howell for picking up a dumb ass reach-in foul 30 seconds into the game and 3 fouls just 12 minutes into the game. Leslie for repeated stupid decisions.

1/27/2012 7:27:13 AM

You could pick out quite a few Leslie WTF moments but that spell in the 2nd half where he seriously had the ball our entire offensive possession 4 times in a row is the biggest chop of them all. The last one he jab stepped like 10 times and threw up a fadeaway that was blocked.

1/27/2012 7:59:18 AM

Quote :

"The entire fucking team."

1/27/2012 8:01:43 AM

^

1/27/2012 8:02:40 AM

Where's the official chop tally update for the season?

That's a chop for face for not keeping us up to date in a timely matter

1/27/2012 9:19:14 AM

with the way this season is playing out its really tough to dole these things out without chopping the entire team at once.

1/27/2012 10:53:48 AM

There is nothing wrong with how this season has played out thus far...

1/27/2012 11:22:57 AM

You guys knew coming in this would be sporadic. Face is one of the more gifted writers you'll find, and if he had any attention span and devotion whatsoever, he'd be writing for a national publication. So consider yourselves lucky to read his postings, and don't bitch about minutiae.

1/27/2012 11:33:17 AM

Face and Slave Famous should both just copy their best posts on here and send them to Bill Simmons as applications to write for Grantland.

1/27/2012 11:53:38 AM

Why aren't people yelling "EHHHHHHHH THAT'S A CHOP" at home games yet? Can someone please make a sign for the UVA game?

1/27/2012 12:03:54 PM

I find face's posts as engrossing as, say, reading Sky Mall.

1/27/2012 12:11:39 PM

i very much enjoy the trinkets in sky mall

1/27/2012 12:51:22 PM

^^Intertaining when there is nothing else to read but really just full of shit? Couldn't agree more.

1/27/2012 1:01:39 PM

intertaining

1/27/2012 1:05:41 PM

If there was ever a reason to give a state player a chop it was that horseshit missed wide open layup by alex johnson immediately after howell busted his ass and dove to the ground to get a steal.

Since we lost by one, he gets two chops for that shit.

[Edited on January 28, 2012 at 10:03 PM. Reason : d]

1/28/2012 9:42:27 PM

I know you can't justify giving Howell a chop after such a great effort tonight...but fouling out of 3 straight games is a problem.

1/28/2012 10:06:40 PM

AJ certainly did fuck up, but he is not a starter.


Lorenzo should get the chop for not living up to his responsibilities.

1/28/2012 10:18:16 PM

yea, the thing is alex johnson isn't supposed to be good

we lost because wood gave up 9 points in the first five minutes to zeglinsky and zo took this week off

1/28/2012 10:23:37 PM

I don't care if you're a starter or not, you are supposed to make a break-away layup when it's uncontested. that's a damn chop!

1/29/2012 10:22:07 AM