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"http://cm.dce.harvard.edu/2011/01/13327/L01/seg1/index_FlashSingleHighBandwidth-16x9.html"

That is the stupidest shit I've heard from a sober person in at least a decade. I need to get in on this "get paid to say stupid shit that 18 year olds will think is profound" deal that the universities are handing out.


p.s. Page 3 motherfucker.

[Edited on December 14, 2011 at 10:19 PM. Reason : s]

12/14/2011 10:19:17 PM

I can see a movie being made out of this, with some embellishments lol

12/15/2011 11:08:16 AM

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"I can see a movie being made out of this, with some embellishments lol"

Who would play LiusClues??

12/15/2011 11:20:16 AM

12/15/2011 11:23:52 AM

12/15/2011 11:51:51 AM

John Cho as Abe Liu

and Short Round as Abe Liu's father

12/15/2011 11:59:14 AM

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"That is the stupidest shit I've heard from a sober person in at least a decade. I need to get in on this "get paid to say stupid shit that 18 year olds will think is profound" deal that the universities are handing out."

it has a name guys, it's "social science". ohgodnoonegetpissedplease.

12/15/2011 12:15:38 PM

Another State alumnus making us proud. Did he ever actually attend courses here?

12/15/2011 2:19:48 PM

whats the over under on when he's going to post here again?

12/15/2011 2:20:44 PM

12/15/2011 2:22:51 PM

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"Did he ever actually attend courses here?"

I studied with him for classes and he was in them with me during the tests....(he was also in my orientation group which is how i met him) Very bright kid and was always good to work with. I was not surprised one bit when a fellow friend told me he was at Harvard. If motivated he was extremely capable.


This leads me to believe that if he respected you he acted a bit more reasonable....(see noens comments)

12/15/2011 3:22:43 PM

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"Did anybody ever have classes with him? MAYBE HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO GO TO NC STATE!"

I knew him from Navy ROTC, so unless he was already super good at pretending to be a student, yes he did attend classes here at one point.

12/15/2011 3:43:44 PM

I'm pretty sure no one in this thread can out pace him at an international triathlon distance.

Abe's straight up beast at multisport.

12/15/2011 3:55:16 PM

Yeah, he's apparently super intelligent and had a lot of book learning and whatnot.

I can see how someone like that might be compelled to fudge their backstory to match their potential. But, according to the articles, he has no undergraduate degree and wasn't even in a degree program at the Extension school. He was taking classes, but that's still a ways off from Harvard medical school.

If he didn't do anything nefarious, and it doesn't appear that he did, I hope he doesn't kicked out of school. It's very cool that he was actually pursuing his dream of becoming a surgeon.

12/15/2011 3:59:05 PM

Here's Abe in happier times, starting the KKC with me in 2006 (complete with trademark running attire). He didn't register, but he did wear a hat and run the distance.

12/15/2011 4:22:17 PM

Well, I guess he made a new friend!

12/22/2011 1:49:44 PM

ummmm.....

12/22/2011 1:51:35 PM

12-14 NEVAR FORGIT

12/28/2011 7:53:14 PM

^^^How did that not end up in the WTF Pictures thread?

12/28/2011 8:02:35 PM

WTF SANTA?!

12/28/2011 8:21:20 PM

12/28/2011 8:30:47 PM

Well good for him, I would love to quit my corporate job and go back to college and sleep with freshman girls. My excuse will also be that I was lonely...lonely and horny.

12/28/2011 8:47:10 PM

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"I would love to quit my corporate job and go back to college and sleep with freshman girls old bearded homeless men who wear orange tshirts"

12/28/2011 9:04:24 PM

you say tomato, i say tomato

hmm, that doesn't really work as well when written

12/28/2011 9:06:43 PM

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"He didn't register, but he did wear a hat and run the distance."

typical abe.

12/28/2011 10:36:21 PM

I loled when I read he was sleeping on the floors of people's dorm rooms....

...i swear to god my freshman year he did this for about a month to me, he was all and all a good guy but definitely weird. I was just telling my GF about how he used to sleep on my floor and now posts obvious facebook updates that pinpoint him at Harvard

too funny

12/29/2011 8:03:13 AM

Any updates?

1/29/2012 4:02:02 PM

I have a few memories of this guy, i didn't know him personally, but i recognize him and his user ID on here. I think he started at state the same year i did, 2004.

I remember seeing him at the dining hall in his running gear, with a fullest fucking plate of food i've ever seen, all healthy shit like strawberries, vegetables, etc. the most distinct thing i remember is him getting several glasses of milk from fountain, and would drink them consecutively in like 3 gulps apiece I'm confident that anyone on here that has eaten with him would remember this, too.

I also remember him cock-waving on here about what a good athlete he is. there was a lengthy discussion with him boasting about being able to lift a RIDICULOUS amount of weight that in retrospect, was probably bs. (no idea what thread that was in, but i'm 99% sure it was liusclues)

[Edited on January 29, 2012 at 6:15 PM. Reason : .]

1/29/2012 6:14:07 PM

What in the blue hell is going on with that bearded man series

1/29/2012 7:03:04 PM

is that guy him? i remember him looking a little different

1/29/2012 9:06:10 PM

^^Pretty sure that's not him. Just some other Asian guy. Which begs the question, how and why did the poster of that image seek it out?

1/29/2012 10:05:01 PM

I knew Abe

1/29/2012 10:21:06 PM

what the hell?

1/29/2012 10:52:16 PM

1/29/2012 11:02:17 PM

1/29/2012 11:03:19 PM

1/29/2012 11:03:37 PM

damn ... i was hoping this bttt would have been an epic one

1/30/2012 3:01:32 PM

wonder if he's ever gonna post again.

PLACE YOUR BETS!

1/30/2012 3:06:00 PM

^^SRY

1/30/2012 9:53:44 PM

this is actually pretty awesome. lying is hilarious

1/31/2012 1:55:28 AM

A few years ago one of my friends had a random weird roommate. One day he stole her and the other roommates credit card info and disappeared. Turns out it was this guy.

[Edited on January 31, 2012 at 4:30 AM. Reason : abe liu is a thief and a liar]

1/31/2012 4:29:05 AM

http://www.campusbasement.com/undecided/abeliu/videos/4156/abe-liu-harvards-van-wilder

2/26/2012 10:57:46 PM

oh geez

he's rocking an NCSU jacket lol

2/26/2012 11:09:30 PM

hahahaha

TROLLED

EM

ALL!!!1

2/26/2012 11:45:32 PM

2/26/2012 11:49:56 PM