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1/15/2012 12:52:28 PM

Congrats CliffyB & his lady!! Hope to see cool pics of your wedding

1/15/2012 2:02:12 PM

yeah, i'd fuck her buttpussy.

1/15/2012 2:43:20 PM

i'd rather see pics of the honeymoon, AMIRITE?

1/15/2012 3:17:57 PM

1) he's logged in a lot more recently than i would have thought

b) i enjoy penny arcade's art style a lot, but their drawings look nothing like the actual people

• i hope they are happy

1/15/2012 3:19:35 PM

Thank you to everyone for the congratulations. I have found the love of my life and couldn't be happier. My advice, fellas? Find a hot nerd. You don't want a cool girl. She'll wind up blowing your friend in the Ugly Monkey bathroom on a Monday night when you're not looking.

Second, this thread is slightly creepy.

Third, the lambo is white, it's an LP560 convertible. I haven't had the green one for years. And no, I don't park it on Hillsborough trolling for college pussy, either. ::cough:: carajo! ::cough::

Finally, if any of y'all see me out feel free to say hi. I don't bite. I might even buy ya a beer.

1/16/2012 10:32:27 AM

Congrats, dude I only know from the interwebs!

1/16/2012 10:34:45 AM

i've been looking for a hot nerd my entire life

1/16/2012 10:38:28 AM

congrats dude who didn't find this thread creepy enough to make it the #1 note

i, too, have been looking for a hot nerd

1/16/2012 10:39:12 AM

1/16/2012 10:39:36 AM

haha, damn, the one thread where I go all Big4Country.

Congrats!

1/16/2012 10:45:23 AM

+1 credibility for CliffyB dropping by TWW.

+1 credibility for the Hot Nerd.

-1 credibility for hanging out at Ugly Monkey

1/16/2012 10:47:31 AM

+1 credibility for CliffyB dropping by TWW.

Also, congrats!

1/16/2012 10:50:19 AM

fuck cliffyb, he didn't follow me on twitter after I followed him.

1/16/2012 10:59:04 AM

I agree that hot nerds are awesome. Finally found myself one and couldnt be happier! Congrats!

1/16/2012 11:00:20 AM

All you nerds get the hell out of here before djeternal and I whomp your asses! God I hate friggin video gamer NERDS!

1/16/2012 11:36:00 AM

k

1/16/2012 11:43:52 AM

I <3 blowjobs in the Ugly Monkey bathrooms on Monday nights

1/16/2012 11:44:50 AM

Damnit...I'm usually there on Tuesdays

1/16/2012 11:45:36 AM

wednesdays aren't bad either

1/16/2012 11:52:44 AM

Quote :

"Thank you to everyone for the congratulations. I have found the love of my life and couldn't be happier. My advice, fellas? Find a hot nerd. You don't want a cool girl. She'll wind up blowing your friend in the Ugly Monkey bathroom on a Monday night when you're not looking."

There is a story here, and I demand that you tell it.


also

Quote :

"And no, I don't park it on Hillsborough trolling for college pussy, either. ::cough:: carajo! ::cough::"

LOL. I saw one parked in front of Porter's last week.

1/16/2012 1:27:33 PM

there is a black one that used to (and still might, just haven't seen it in a while though) that used to always park in front of Global Village in a no-parking zone

1/16/2012 1:37:07 PM

did it say carajo! on the license plate?

1/16/2012 1:40:22 PM

Dude, cliff, you know how tww do

Congrats on your happiness

1/16/2012 1:40:51 PM

the 180 this thread took as soon as cliffyb posted is hilarious.


though i agree with his assertion. <3 my hot nerd.

1/16/2012 1:56:38 PM

lol at you people posting creepy shit about his girl

1/16/2012 2:20:41 PM

The only girl I know who frequented the Ugly Monkey was indeed a huge whore.

1/16/2012 2:27:49 PM

ive been to the ugly monkey once and saw a little dude dry humping a girl three times his size in the back corner. never again.

1/16/2012 2:32:09 PM

Oh and that "cool" girl? Slept with half of the downtown bar staff. Who was it that said being a bartender in Raleigh was like being a lawyer in a big city?

1/16/2012 2:33:34 PM

I'm now thinking about being a bartender in Raleigh

1/16/2012 2:45:44 PM

^

1/16/2012 2:51:00 PM

hey cliffyb, buy me a car

1/16/2012 2:53:27 PM

^^^

1/16/2012 3:08:27 PM

What's being a lawyer in Raleigh like?

1/16/2012 3:12:23 PM

Like being a bartender in a big city

1/16/2012 3:37:53 PM

Congratulations. I once got a handy while playing Gears, so we've got something in common.

1/16/2012 3:39:04 PM

Quote :

"I apologize for not being attracted to chicks that look like horses"

Must win some sort of award for being the most off topic subtle troll effort.

Dude responds with this (insulting the other posters SO) after being accused of having a celebrity standard that would result in the sham-wow guy being a "celebrity".

Stay classy.

1/16/2012 3:52:45 PM

gears sucks

1/16/2012 4:41:14 PM

I went to high school with chantal and not the other girl so I have to think the wrong decision was made based on that one criteria.

1/16/2012 4:43:44 PM

congrats CliffyB

Quote :

"Meg said: Quote : "also, i didn't realize GrayFox33 is a gamer" Dude's username is a Metal Gear character."

I, too, did not realize this. I play FPS games 1-2 times a year at best.

1/16/2012 4:47:57 PM

CliffyB, how much are your monthly car payments? I'm about to buy my first supercar and I need to know how much of my monthly paycheck will be spent on payments.

1/16/2012 4:59:11 PM

I don't have any payments on the car.

Chantal is also happily engaged to a good guy. People move on. She's a great girl who deserves to be happy. I hear that Ale House thing might just take off. :o

Any other questions? This could be fun.

1/16/2012 5:24:22 PM

8======8?

1/16/2012 5:27:16 PM

Hats off to you, sir

1/16/2012 5:34:17 PM

Are you still friends with Vegas? Where'd he end up?

1/16/2012 5:35:35 PM

Will you and the crew at Epic ever play the Penny Arcade team in ping-pong?

1/16/2012 5:36:39 PM

is that statue in reality a giant piñata?

1/16/2012 5:36:45 PM

did you come up with the "Dude Huge" nickname on your own and try make it stick, or was that the machination of someone else?

1/16/2012 5:38:53 PM

How good are you at driving games vs real life driving?

1/16/2012 5:40:41 PM

does Felicia Day smell like sunshine?

[Edited on January 16, 2012 at 5:42 PM. Reason : have you ever fought a bear?]

1/16/2012 5:42:25 PM