Quote :

"I have thee largest deck in the neighborhood"

Yup, totally read "dick"

2/8/2012 9:56:54 PM

yup, totally know where lunak's mind is

2/8/2012 9:57:45 PM

lol

And no, that was not just a ddk invite, that'd be reepy imo

2/8/2012 10:02:12 PM

Then let's do that!

2/8/2012 10:02:41 PM

i also thought it said biggest dick but it didn't really surprise me

2/8/2012 10:05:57 PM

Well it's the biggest one that I know of in the neighborhood...

[Edited on February 8, 2012 at 10:09 PM. Reason : Dick that is...i know the deck is the largest]

2/8/2012 10:09:03 PM

set off the fire alarm bump!

[Edited on February 10, 2012 at 9:51 PM. Reason : a]

2/10/2012 9:50:51 PM

what does ddk stand for?

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2/10/2012 9:51:27 PM

bttt

smoke detector beep boop beep beep boop beep

2/10/2012 9:51:53 PM

THERE IS NO SMOKE MY APARTMENT IS BEING AN ASSHOLE

2/10/2012 9:52:06 PM

dropdeadkate (9:50) : fuuuuu fire alarm WHY DOES MY KITCHEN HATE ME
GrayFox33 (9:50) : bumping your thread
dropdeadkate (9:50) : this shit isn't funny anymore fuck
dropdeadkate (9:50) : THERE ISN'T ANY SMOKE I SWEAR
merbig (9:50) : Trying to make yourself a cold cut sammich?
dropdeadkate (9:50) : god fuck its so loud

2/10/2012 9:52:28 PM

merbig lasts longer than 2 minutes

with his dog

2/10/2012 9:55:20 PM

My dog was actually put just before Christmas.

2/10/2012 9:57:31 PM

eewww that's naaaaasty

2/10/2012 9:58:27 PM

I never put anything before Christmas.

It's very important to me.

2/10/2012 9:58:47 PM

Christ's birth is arguably the most important event of all time- save apes becoming bipedal

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2/10/2012 10:06:25 PM

Kate, I'll totally come over and make that sandwich for you. I feel bad that you can't even eat without almost causing some kind of small scale disaster.

2/10/2012 10:34:05 PM

It was crinkle fries

2/10/2012 10:38:14 PM

Were you using a fry daddy or baking them in the oven? I could understand the problem if it was a fryer, but somehow I suspect it was the oven.

2/10/2012 10:41:35 PM

2/10/2012 10:42:27 PM

damn

just made a thread

but I clearly should have made another DDK thread

2/10/2012 10:43:16 PM

3/25/2012 12:55:10 PM

ddk be cool

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3/25/2012 1:05:29 PM

damn I'm not that bad

3/25/2012 2:41:54 PM

Yes, you are.

3/25/2012 2:56:40 PM

i too immediately thought of this thread when i saw that image

3/26/2012 10:44:50 AM

BOOM. look what I can do now guys

i mean. i haven't cooked it yet. but whatever.

4/5/2012 7:17:35 PM

what the hell is wrong with that thing

4/5/2012 7:18:40 PM

it has a beer can up it's ass and onions and oranges for fake TITTIES

4/5/2012 7:20:47 PM

that chicken has breast implants

4/5/2012 7:21:59 PM

haha, nice

4/5/2012 7:22:28 PM

thats morbid and weird

4/5/2012 7:22:31 PM

a bit

4/5/2012 7:25:47 PM

Are you a jew?

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4/5/2012 7:26:38 PM

I can say ive never seen a chicken cooked exactly like that.

4/5/2012 7:28:30 PM

i'm just doing what the internet told me too....... http://allrecipes.com/recipe/beer-butt-rosemary-chicken/detail.aspx

i did right i'm pretty sure

4/5/2012 7:30:29 PM

thats just ... strange

4/5/2012 7:33:25 PM

I've seen the beer can thing, just never stuffing the breast area full like that to where it deforms the chicken.

When will it be ready? Im curious to hear how it tastes.

4/5/2012 7:35:26 PM

hour and a halfish

[Edited on April 5, 2012 at 7:37 PM. Reason : it smells freaking awesome already]

4/5/2012 7:36:56 PM

Wouldn't pulling the skin that far away from the flesh end up drying out the flesh? I thought the whole point of leaving the skin intact was to keep things juicy.

4/5/2012 8:19:28 PM

well theres onions and oranges there. i think those will keep it juicy

4/5/2012 8:23:15 PM

it was super delicious you guys. you should totally try the creepy fake titty chicken recipe

4/5/2012 9:55:58 PM

this is making me hungry again

4/5/2012 10:26:49 PM

I bet Bieber would be able to help you boil some water



[Edited on April 19, 2012 at 10:48 PM. Reason : wahh]

4/19/2012 10:41:52 PM

4/19/2012 10:46:16 PM

4/30/2012 1:58:17 PM

drink all the wine

bake all theeggplant

lol at dog and dragon

set off fire alarm........ maybe more than once.

WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG i need double ovens

7/12/2012 7:38:43 PM

is the oven on?


did you pick a temp sufficient to roast the eggplant?


is the wine fortified?


live blog it

7/12/2012 7:44:42 PM

yes

idk probably not

lol no

fuck that i am not trying to wear pants lol oops you said blog not vlog

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 7:48 PM. Reason : fail]

7/12/2012 7:47:00 PM

why in the world would you put on pants to vlog something?

[Edited on July 12, 2012 at 7:50 PM. Reason : just broadcast that forest, yo]

7/12/2012 7:50:41 PM