punchmonk: that is most definitely 'chopped.

also, I find it curious that they had her take out her bb ring but didn't photoshop the hole out...

2/17/2012 1:56:43 PM

finally, someone whose eyes are working

2/17/2012 1:57:24 PM

Quote :

"I LOVE her skin (so glowy and pretty) if that is not photoshopped as well."

I think they fuck up the picture by photoshopping it so much.

She looks hotter in the video than in the picture.

2/17/2012 1:57:51 PM

holy crap, those are non-existent boobies

2/17/2012 1:58:33 PM

seriously, what cup size is that?

AAAAA?

and more pertinently, does she even need to wear a bra?

2/17/2012 2:02:09 PM

She only has to wear nipple pasties so they don't show.

2/17/2012 2:05:29 PM

always makes me laugh when grown men have the mindset of a 13 year old when it comes to tits

2/17/2012 2:06:31 PM

I do wonder if she is ever insecure because she has no boobs? Most women in her situation are.

I figured the pics were photoshopped but her skin is still pretty in the video.

2/17/2012 2:14:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcJScBLIEX4

i would go on a date with her. she seems cool and i like girls that dont give a fuck

2/17/2012 2:15:07 PM

ok...that makes her WAAAAAY cute to me.

2/17/2012 2:17:15 PM

Quote :

"I do wonder if she is ever insecure because she has no boobs? Most women in her situation are."

I hate that this is a problem. She's a god damn professional soccer player. I hope she's not insecure because of something as stupid as small boobs.

2/17/2012 2:18:31 PM

^^ Ommm...that's Kate Upton...not Alex Morgan.

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 2:20 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2012 2:19:58 PM

^ true

2/17/2012 2:21:04 PM

I knew that was Kate Upton. I thought she was cute before but I change my vote to waaaaaaay cute.

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 2:24 PM. Reason : I, too, hope that Alex chick is not insecure.]

2/17/2012 2:23:48 PM

Quote :

"i would go on a date with her."

Tough call

2/17/2012 2:28:45 PM

Quote :

"I hope she's not insecure because of something as stupid as small boobs."

Who are you to speak for women? How do you know how women feel? And it is insulting to call the issue "stupid". They have a whole different set of hormones and bodies than us. Those are non-existent boobs, and nearly 100% of women would feel depressed if they were utterly flat like her, because women are supposed to have breasts; they are an integral part of their womanhood and femininity.

If she does feel insecure, she has a right to, and you can't denigrate her because of that. If she doesn't feel insecure, good for her, as she would be an outlier. BTW, her profession has nothing to do with it. She is still a woman.

How would you feel if you had a 2 inch penis, or C cup mantits, and some random chick came along and said "I hope he's not insecure because of something as stupid as a tiny penis and large mantits"?

You would feel insulted because you would be like "It is not stupid to feel insecure about a tiny penis and mantits" and also "You are a woman, how dare you tell a man how to feel about parts which you don't have??!!!"

2/17/2012 2:59:01 PM

If Alex Morgan was insecure about that issue I highly doubt she would have done a paint on bathing suit for the SI Swimsuit Magazine that gets a lot of views

2/17/2012 3:01:39 PM

Fucking hell

Only oep could gay up a thread like this

2/17/2012 3:03:56 PM

^^ Obviously.

But the point is not whether she is insecure or not. Point is that if she is, she has the right to, and no one can tell her that it is STUPID to be insecure about them.

That's the height of presumptuousness and denigration.

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 3:07 PM. Reason : ^Homophobe]

\/ Missed the point completely. Hey boss, good that you won't be insulted, but that doesn't give you the right to insult others by telling them how they should feel if they (women) have non-existent breasts. And it is not always "others" who make people feel insecure. Sometimes it is inherent. If you had a nearly non-existent penis, nobody would have to see it and point it out for you to feel depressed; you would be inherently depressed. And if you are so tough that you won't be, as I said, good for you. But if someone else is, you can't tell them that's stupid. Again, who are you to tell someone how to feel about their bodies?

"Gem"? You are contesting biology and gender identity now? Yes, women are supposed to have breasts. 8th grade science.


[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 3:15 PM. Reason : ]

2/17/2012 3:03:56 PM

^^^^
haha are you serious?

Quote :

"How would you feel if you had a 2 inch penis, or C cup mantits, and some random chick came along and said "I hope he's not insecure because of something as stupid as a tiny penis and large mantits"?"

I wouldn't give a shit because I realize there is more to life than being a sexual object for other people.

Quote :

"But the point is not whether she is insecure or not. Point is that if she is, she has the right to, and no one can tell her that it is STUPID to be insecure about them."

Let me rephrase: it's stupid that ignorant fucks cause women to be insecure about their bodies.

Quote :

"Those are non-existent boobs, and nearly 100% of women would feel depressed if they were utterly flat like her, because women are supposed to have breasts; they are an integral part of their womanhood and femininity."

Haha I skimmed your post and missed this gem.

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 3:12 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2012 3:05:20 PM

Quote :

"Homphobe"

Back on topic

2/17/2012 3:05:35 PM

in all fairness, her elbows are pointier than her chest

2/17/2012 3:06:39 PM

Calling Kate Upton cute is misguided. Zooey Deschanel is cute. The chick from Harry Potter is cute. They haven't yet invented a word to describe Kate Upton.

2/17/2012 3:08:09 PM

I'd take Alex over Kate

just sayin

2/17/2012 3:08:25 PM

Quote :

"Missed the point completely. Hey boss, good that you won't be insulted, but that doesn't give you the right to insult others by telling them how they should feel if they (women) have non-existent breasts. And it is not always "others" who make people feel insecure. Sometimes it is inherent. If you had a nearly non-existent penis, nobody would have to see it and point it out for you to feel depressed; you would be inherently depressed. And if you are so tough that you won't be, as I said, good for you. But if someone else is, you can't tell them that's stupid. Again, who are you to tell someone how to feel about their bodies? "Gem"? You are contesting biology and gender identity now? Yes, women are supposed to have breasts. 8th grade science."

Hahaha first you post in this thread picking women apart and insulting them by their specific body parts, and then you defend and encourage their insecurity, which is a direct result of people like you.

This is one of the weirdest conversations I've ever been in.

2/17/2012 3:22:56 PM

Upton would look pretty sexy in that swimming pool .gif if I could get past her boyish figure

2/17/2012 3:39:25 PM

holy chit. I had read stuff earlier in the thread about body-painting but did not realize, until about 5 posts up, that that bathing suit was actually paint. I did think, in passing, that it was a weird bathing suit to pick, but never once connected that she might have been the one they were talking about.

2/17/2012 3:39:29 PM

part of me wishes that slappy1 would post pictures of herself on TWW like the did on CB

the other part of me is happy because the other TWWers live in ignorance

2/17/2012 3:43:34 PM

is the boyish figure now the pointy elbows?

2/17/2012 3:46:23 PM

i dunno but DivaBaby19 thinks Kate Upton has a boyish figure

2/17/2012 3:52:10 PM

^^

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 3:54 PM. Reason : ]

2/17/2012 3:52:38 PM

this:

Quote :

"Who are you to speak for women? How do you know how women feel?"

followed by this (in the same paragraph):

Quote :

"Those are non-existent boobs, and nearly 100% of women would feel depressed if they were utterly flat like her, because women are supposed to have breasts; they are an integral part of their womanhood and femininity."

deserves the worlds biggest

I mean come on

2/17/2012 4:07:37 PM

Quote :

"Seriously? Are we really paying attention to 0EPII1's opinion of women?"

2/17/2012 4:09:08 PM

next thing you know, this motherfucker is going to be trying to convince us to eat chocolate cake cooked with zucchini

or pee in the bed


or sniff each others' underwear


or key people's cars at restaurants

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 4:10 PM. Reason : d]

2/17/2012 4:09:43 PM

1. OEP sucks so hard...gah

2. GOOD LORD that girl has no tittyballs...I think I'm getting punked every time I look at her painted on bikini pics...holy shit

2/17/2012 4:15:12 PM

2/17/2012 4:16:21 PM

Quote :

" If you had a nearly non-existent penis, nobody would have to see it and point it out for you to feel depressed; you would be inherently depressed."

actually, there's plenty of idiots out there with micropenis who think they are hung. seems like the kind that would fap to sports illustrated...

2/17/2012 4:18:14 PM

^LOLOLOL

she speaks the truth

2/17/2012 4:19:20 PM

TWW LADIES REPRESENT!

2/17/2012 4:22:46 PM

^^^ if that's somehow a dig at me, it is completely misplaced.

^^ can you die? with emce?

Quote :

"Seriously? Are we really paying attention to 0EPII1's opinion of women?"

Again, here is an example of an ugly chick I like:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/index2.html


[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 4:27 PM. Reason : Again, I am sorry I don't like 10 yo boy/girl chests. Good for you that you do.]

2/17/2012 4:23:44 PM

2/17/2012 4:28:19 PM

hahaha

OEP has a tiny dick

2/17/2012 4:28:25 PM

Quote :

"next thing you know, this motherfucker is going to be trying to convince us to eat chocolate cake cooked with zucchini or pee in the bed or sniff each others' underwear or key people's cars at restaurants "

did these things happen? I've done 2/4 of the aforementioned activities, with little to no persuasion, least of all any of the 0EP variety...

[Edited on February 17, 2012 at 4:30 PM. Reason : .]

2/17/2012 4:29:34 PM

This is my favorite of all the tasteful comments opi has made in this thread, because he managed to insult three or four groups of people in just a few sentences.

Quote :

"oh i am sorry i am a man therefore i am turned off by looking at chests of mastectomy patients. sorry can't help it. here is an example of an ugly chick that 0EPII1 likes: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/index2.html [Edited on February 17, 2012 at 12:49 PM. Reason : yeah let's listen to someone who sleeps with monkeys]"

2/17/2012 4:30:22 PM

Yes, he bakes disgusting chocolate cakes with zucchini, claiming that it's healthy. By the same logic, I stick a carrot between 5 donuts and claim that I'm on a diet

He pees in the bed, well into his 30's. He also has a daughter. When his daughter was younger, they would sleep together, and take turns pissing on each other.

There's a thread in The Lounge somewhere where he stated that he sniffed his friend's dirty boxer shorts. Simply put....ick.

He also made a thread long ago after he keyed some innocent person's car, just to be a jackass.



This guy should really be lined up and shot.

2/17/2012 4:33:48 PM

why don't you come and shoot me, you lying scum?

you should be ashamed of yourself for concocting flagrant lies about me (or about anybody).

what a disgrace you are to yourself, your parents, your race, your country, and your species.

2/17/2012 4:36:33 PM

I remember when he smelled the kid's underwear. Wasn't just a casual sniff, either. He took a deep breath and inhaled.

2/17/2012 4:37:16 PM

cuz you were there?

2/17/2012 4:37:55 PM

You described it so vividly, I felt like I was

2/17/2012 4:38:29 PM

I would motorboat the hell out of Alex Morgan.








Oh wait.

2/17/2012 4:39:38 PM