slappy, can we please have a group gchat with divababy

it's important

2/29/2012 1:03:03 AM

urgent even

2/29/2012 1:03:36 AM

Where would we do it?

You missed my birthday and I'm pissed.

I'm not putting that here to call you out. I just don't feel like opening my email app.

2/29/2012 1:14:56 AM

he'll send you a gift

for reals

2/29/2012 1:15:52 AM

Quote :

"IT'S TOO LATE"

2/29/2012 1:27:59 AM

fuck

I missed her birthday

2/29/2012 8:46:55 AM

she ain't happy

2/29/2012 9:03:11 AM

^

2/29/2012 9:59:27 AM

I am a terrible friend

2/29/2012 10:15:38 AM

2/29/2012 10:23:54 AM

and lover

imo

2/29/2012 10:24:33 AM

thread delivers

2/29/2012 10:25:30 AM

^ FINALLY.

Got some gems in here...like...

Quote :

"haha coming from someone that had to have surgery to lose the same amount of weight in a year that I lost in 2 months"

Divababy with the combo breaker! Seriously...you can't make fun of someone's weight when you had surgery to fix your problem (and it seems like it wasn't that good of a surgery).

And...

Quote :

"and my husband forgave my mistakes."

Can you technically brag about something like this??

good stuff...

2/29/2012 12:13:56 PM

Back to the beef...
roast beef


[Edited on March 2, 2012 at 6:57 AM. Reason : ]

3/2/2012 6:56:02 AM

Yeah, think I am going to block eaton bush

3/2/2012 11:12:58 AM

Bwhaha!
I know, I have a filthy mind.

3/3/2012 9:01:56 AM

Quote :

""and my husband forgave my mistakes.""

well technically it seems like he didn't:

Quote :

""well you can all rest happily tonight. the whore who cheated on her husband is getting a divorce, yay and stuff? you happy now? your prayers have been answered? does this open me up to a whole new list of jokes and stuff? I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THEM.""

just sayin

3/3/2012 9:14:09 AM

3/3/2012 9:24:03 AM

^^ lol good call.

3/3/2012 9:28:18 AM

she quit the Internet

3/3/2012 9:29:00 AM

Quote :

"continue sucking the dick of all the popular TWW guys, i'm sure someday they'll throw you the bone. "

Wha, what? Who are these users?

3/3/2012 10:19:21 AM

she posted in chit chat last night

so she didn't quit

3/3/2012 11:38:46 AM

She said she wasn't quitting TWW, just quitting the beef

3/3/2012 11:39:27 AM

how does diva know about her gastric bypass or liposuction or whatever

and her husband cheating

damnit I read all of that.

3/3/2012 11:42:09 AM

lol

everyone knows...not just me

3/3/2012 11:43:33 AM

^

3/3/2012 11:44:48 AM

Quote :

""and my husband forgave my mistakes.""

well technically it seems like he didn't:

Quote :

""well you can all rest happily tonight. the whore who cheated on her husband is getting a divorce, yay and stuff? you happy now? your prayers have been answered? does this open me up to a whole new list of jokes and stuff? I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THEM.""

just sayin


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


so us getting a divorce means he didn't forgive me? why would you think that?

we've been working on it for a few months, but it just became clear to me that it wasn't going to work, so i decided that it's best we go our separate ways. that decision had nothing to do with his forgiveness of my mistakes. sorry to burst your bubble.

ok you can go back to hating me now.

3/3/2012 6:41:05 PM

u drunk again?

3/3/2012 6:44:01 PM

This is probably for the best, katie92
hopefully everyone walks away from this a better/happier person

3/3/2012 6:45:26 PM

haha no, stone cold sober

EMCE, that might be the nicest, most appropriate thing you've ever said to me

though i think it's because you're concerned for john and lucy, and that trumps your hatred of me

3/3/2012 6:52:32 PM

I thought you quit

[Edited on March 3, 2012 at 7:57 PM. Reason : y]

3/3/2012 7:56:26 PM

god damn you do thrive on this

3/3/2012 7:58:38 PM

You all clearly have this wrong since katie92 is definitely NOT katie.

3/3/2012 8:12:46 PM

I played golf with john once

3/3/2012 8:19:48 PM

shot in the dark here

3/9/2012 8:24:02 PM

you usually shoot in the dark?
what, your woman doesn't like doing it with the lights on?

3/9/2012 8:24:45 PM

He actually has an attractive lady...did your hubby like doing in the dark?

3/9/2012 8:26:04 PM

i think i've seen pics of his woman, she is quite pretty

3/9/2012 8:26:35 PM

oh shit

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 8:27 PM. Reason : and for the record, we typically do it in the morning]

3/9/2012 8:26:43 PM

That was mean, I'm sorry

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 8:27 PM. Reason : ]

3/9/2012 8:26:56 PM

Quote :

"it hides the shame"

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 8:28 PM. Reason : a]

3/9/2012 8:27:53 PM

PUMPERS BETTER THAN TUMBLERS

3/9/2012 9:29:29 PM

can I get a backstory?

3/9/2012 9:31:02 PM

you can get it in your backstory

3/9/2012 9:38:58 PM

[Edited on March 9, 2012 at 9:41 PM. Reason : too big]

3/9/2012 9:40:30 PM

ITS A BACKSTORY AS OLD AS THE HATFIELDS AND MCKOYS

3/9/2012 9:40:43 PM

aha

i am not trying to start the shit-talking-train here


but when i first saw that ^4 all i saw was:


PLUMPERS BETTER THAN THUMPERS

3/9/2012 9:41:01 PM

3/9/2012 10:17:30 PM

Lol thumper decided to call it quits cause she can't keep her vagina sealed up

3/9/2012 10:23:30 PM

3/9/2012 10:25:51 PM