I'm sitting in my office, running reports, tww'in, and finishing the last of the packages of oreos I bought earlier

6/26/2012 11:55:22 PM

of course I bought the golden oreos

because it's legal for me to fuck a white guy

6/26/2012 11:58:43 PM

Too bad the vanilla ones don't come with a chocolate filling.

6/27/2012 12:00:15 AM

where you been?

they're the Uh-Oh Oreos...and they soooo good





[Edited on June 27, 2012 at 12:03 AM. Reason : e]

6/27/2012 12:00:56 AM

oh my

6/27/2012 12:01:47 AM

drool

6/27/2012 12:04:05 AM

Quote :

"This reminds me of people getting mad at Chik-Fil-A Who the fuck cares?? That ish is still delicious"

This was definitely the dumbest thing I read all day. And I hang out in the fucking Soap Box.

6/27/2012 12:06:57 AM

The real question is "will they boycott cookies and cream ice cream?" B/c most of that delicious goodness is made with Oreo cookies.

6/27/2012 12:14:35 AM

anyone that boycotts food for a political reason...


you need ya heads checked

6/27/2012 12:29:24 AM

This wasnt about any agenda

This was about controversy

When people talk about oreo, they think about oreo

When they think about oreo, they want oreo

When they want oreo, they make a special trip to the store and even though they knew they shouldn't they bought a pack but even worse it was two for one so they got two and tried to play it off at the register like it was for a party but who they foolin errybody know they goin home and killin at least one pack before shamefully hiding the trash from they spouse cause sometime the spouse come home early

6/27/2012 1:39:23 AM

Christians, meet Muslims. You two are starting to seem a lot like one another.

6/27/2012 8:16:04 AM

so this gives the slang term oreo a whole new meaning.

6/27/2012 8:21:09 AM

Oreo, uh-oh oreo, and now rainbow oreo? Who would've known that a cookie could be used for so many slang terms

6/27/2012 8:22:52 AM

i'd take a gay oreo right now...that looks delicious

i ♥ refined sugar

6/27/2012 8:25:06 AM

....reminds me of a coworker who wont go to home depot...

"they support the gays"

6/27/2012 8:42:12 AM

no worries, bigots, there is a less-than-equal substitute available for your consumption.

6/27/2012 8:49:24 AM

Quote :

"Quote : "This reminds me of people getting mad at Chik-Fil-A Who the fuck cares?? That ish is still delicious" This was definitely the dumbest thing I read all day. And I hang out in the fucking Soap Box."

you know, some people have the mental capacity to accept things for what they are. a cookie is a cookie, a chicken sandwich is just that, and waffle fries arent very good without a heap of sauce.

if you dont accept these things then you have a few choices:

1) complain on a messageboard but partake anyway because youre an idiot and a hypocrit (most likely in imstoned420s case).

2) eat, dress in, and furnish your house in organic fibers. you dont protest in public because you cant write out signs in magic marker or shoe polish because they toxic, and protesting with signs written in your own feces may or may not help your cause.

3) get over it and be happy. people have been getting screwed for 15k years, and you should save your anger for when youre reincarnated as one of them.

6/27/2012 8:55:17 AM

Now if I want Oreos I can't go to the store to buy them without thinking the cashing is thinking I support a bunch of fags getting all aidsy with each other. I can't go to Chik-fil-a without people driving by seeing me thinking I'm a goddamn christian dumbfuck. What the fuck...why don't companies just make fucking products and leave social policy to whatever decides that...I don't know is it the luminati, the shriners, the masons...whatever.

6/27/2012 9:02:17 AM

Quote :

"I can't go to Chik-fil-a without people driving by seeing me thinking I'm a goddamn christian dumbfuck."

lol

nobody thinks that

they drive by and think "oh, he must be hungry."

and that's about it.

[Edited on June 27, 2012 at 9:05 AM. Reason : lol]

6/27/2012 9:04:46 AM

its nobody.

nothing like this is ever truly a big deal.

its a sandwich, its a cookie, its a hoodie made by sweatshop children, its a handbag made of baby seal.

buying these things and being upset by that distant proxy is ludicrous.

you might as well be upset that the earths minute gravitational field tugs on the sun just a tiny bit, and obviously that will eventually bring fiery destruction on us all.

6/27/2012 9:09:40 AM

I've always boycotted oreos because the colors of their cookies are subliminal messages for the support of interracial three-ways.

6/27/2012 9:15:34 AM

^^^ lol truth.

Quote :

"who the fuck buys kraft and nabisco food on a regular basis?"

I, for one, buy more Triscuits than I should.

6/27/2012 9:21:04 AM

6/27/2012 9:26:35 AM

DivaBaby19 is still working on that 100lbs of Skittles she bought last month to support Trayvon Martin. Slow down, limit it to one food-related-political-campaign at a time, sailor.

6/27/2012 9:39:32 AM

I didn't buy skittles

or sweet tea

Maybe I'll do that today.

6/27/2012 9:40:35 AM

dont buy canned tea

not even for social awareness

yuck

6/27/2012 9:41:47 AM

oh nah...no canned tea lol

I would just order one with my lunch

to me, it counts, to me because I never drink sweet tea haha

6/27/2012 9:42:52 AM

the most hilarious thing in this thread was Shawna trying to call out amac884 on how to three word quote

EPIC

GETTING

THE

POINT

ACROSS

AND

LOLLING

THEM

ALL

AT

THE

SAME

TIME

6/27/2012 9:59:08 AM

The last couple of times I've been to the store I've contemplated buying some of the mint Oreos. I've managed to hold out until now. Tonight...though...oreo time. Cause, you know, it's for a good cause.

6/27/2012 3:20:19 PM

MORE OREOS FOR ME!

6/27/2012 4:34:58 PM

^

6/27/2012 4:37:43 PM

Quote :

"My whole point is, whether it's sprinkled with hate or sprinkled with love, it still tastes delicious."

Haha, yes. I love Chick-Fil-A. I am not an oreo fan. Does that mean I'm a bigot??

6/27/2012 4:51:09 PM

Quote :

"The last couple of times I've been to the store I've contemplated buying some of the mint Oreos. I've managed to hold out until now. Tonight...though...oreo time. Cause, you know, it's for a good cause."

Nabisco has promised to donate 1% of all profits to homosexuals

6/27/2012 4:58:01 PM

For every Oreo you don't eat, I'll eat three.

There ya go, I'm taking the obesity epidemic to the grave with me so the bigots can be skinny.

[Edited on June 27, 2012 at 5:49 PM. Reason : ^mint oreos are the shit and this thread makes me mad cause they reminded me of them.]

6/27/2012 5:48:42 PM

This thread makes me hungry.I have been good with processed sweets this week.

I think I will go get some oreos on my way out.

6/27/2012 5:50:30 PM

Quote :

"Haha, yes. I love Chick-Fil-A. I am not an oreo fan. Does that mean I'm a bigot??"

Aren't you a lawyer? So bigot would be a few steps up.

6/27/2012 5:50:52 PM

You know you are a fatty when Oreo is one of your Facebook friends.

6/27/2012 5:54:35 PM

^^Very true!

6/27/2012 6:11:18 PM

I thought she was a doctor. Maybe that's the other beethoven.

6/27/2012 6:12:18 PM

There's another Beethoven?

6/27/2012 6:17:12 PM

Beethoven86?

6/27/2012 6:18:47 PM

6/27/2012 6:20:09 PM

Quote :

"Nabisco has promised to donate 1% of all profits to homosexuals"

The Manhattan Project EXPOSED????


[Edited on June 27, 2012 at 6:20 PM. Reason : .]

6/27/2012 6:20:26 PM

I would consider sucking a dick for 1% of Nabisco's profits

6/27/2012 6:21:15 PM

Quote :

"I would consider sucking a dick for 1% of Nabisco's profits "

6/27/2012 11:18:24 PM

6/28/2012 5:18:17 PM