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"Quote : "she has a fat face" not really Quote : "she also couldn't be bothered to wash and brush her hair for a pic, so she is a slob too" I didn't realize that in-car selfies were supposed to resemble professional portraits. you suck. "

She has the shadow under her cheek, she has a fat face

And yes, she looks like a slob. Think about it, in the best picture she could think to use for online dating she couldn't even put on a decent shirt or brush her hair. She's a fat slob.

[Edited on December 29, 2012 at 1:45 PM. Reason : Autocorrect]

12/29/2012 1:44:52 PM

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"Still, big tits"

I don't know. They look like B-C cups in the first picture.

12/29/2012 1:50:47 PM

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"Fat or not?"

dunno - but cute enough that I'd at least show up to find out

[Edited on December 29, 2012 at 2:13 PM. Reason : .]

12/29/2012 2:13:31 PM

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"I don't know. They look like B-C cups in the first picture."

They ain't bigger than B.

12/29/2012 7:57:29 PM

fat girls with no tits are unfortunate

12/29/2012 7:59:23 PM

Haha they're fat without the benefit

12/29/2012 8:05:41 PM

a wise man once told me

if she's too old, raise your age limit

if she's not attractive enough, lower your standards

and remember, every girl looks good with your dick hanging out of her mouth

12/29/2012 8:08:33 PM

If it's hanging out of her mouth, that kinda implies she bit it off. That doesn't look too good.

12/29/2012 8:19:22 PM

I was supposed to meet her today, but she cancelled because she was too hungover.

1/6/2013 10:13:07 PM

I have a rule that I don't date girls with a higher Body Mass Index than me.

1/7/2013 1:12:29 PM

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"fat girls with no tits are unfortunate"

1/7/2013 1:13:16 PM

FRIEND ZOWNED

1/7/2013 4:28:52 PM

1/7/2013 6:40:17 PM

Ugh, wood paneling.

1/7/2013 11:47:13 PM

omg those curtains are hideous

1/7/2013 11:49:12 PM

how do those CDs stay in that circular shelf without falling out?

1/7/2013 11:52:12 PM

it's more of a rack, perhaps

1/7/2013 11:57:08 PM

wow, jennifer carpenter has really let herself go

1/8/2013 12:13:28 AM

^^urite

1/8/2013 12:17:39 AM

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"I was supposed to meet her today, but she cancelled because she was too hungover."

Sounds like a winner

1/8/2013 12:22:38 AM

What a cop-out. Shoulda told her to man up, bitch. Just as long as she doesn't have puke breath or nasty beer farts.

1/8/2013 1:02:40 AM

Damn. You got stood up by a fat chick. lol

1/8/2013 6:39:43 AM

So the girl hit me up last night looking to hang out. Buy I was in the middle of a date with this green-eyed yellowbone.



I don't think I'll be calling back chubby drunkie.


[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 9:44 AM. Reason : f]

2/1/2013 9:34:17 AM

2/1/2013 9:40:28 AM

Do you prefer light skinned Ryan Howard?

2/1/2013 9:44:43 AM

haha tat looks like armhair

gg

2/1/2013 9:46:42 AM

Probably is, looks like a man to me

2/1/2013 9:47:57 AM

Ramones hair cut: check
Drawn on eyebrows: check
Stupid duck face: check
Orange skin: check
Arm sleeve tattoo: in progress

[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 9:59 AM. Reason : AHAHA that's an autocorrect first]

2/1/2013 9:52:43 AM

Yeah, shes a little trashy. But it's not like I'm on POF to get a girlfriend.



[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 10:06 AM. Reason : 4]

2/1/2013 10:04:08 AM

yeah typically POF is better for getting herpes

also you look like an amalgam of jon stewart and lance armstrong

you should be able to do better

2/1/2013 10:06:59 AM

you gon' get stabbed

2/1/2013 10:07:36 AM

Not if I stab her first

2/1/2013 10:10:55 AM

stabbed in the butt with her strap on

2/1/2013 10:11:42 AM

You are assuming that she needs a strap on

2/1/2013 10:13:20 AM

If you don't f-close by the 3rd date, cut your losses. We're not in this for a relationship. We're in this for the vagicunt.

2/1/2013 10:15:34 AM

Mystery has spoken.

Heed the pick-up artist.

2/1/2013 10:18:08 AM

It's all kino baby. IOI's. Neg the bitch. Escalate. Always be closing.

2/1/2013 10:22:25 AM

I've fucked her before. Contrary to what you might think judging from her looks, she's rather mundane in the sack....

[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 10:27 AM. Reason : Ninja edit]

2/1/2013 10:26:24 AM

I'm pretty sure that's not the same chick you originally posted.

2/1/2013 10:26:28 AM

It's not. I got my yellowbones mixed up.

2/1/2013 10:40:31 AM

Did you tell her that you liked her necklace?

LOL

Seriously though, what did you two say on the date? I don't get out much so I'm gonna need some details on how all of that works. Will be very disappointed if it's not different and interesting.

2/1/2013 12:53:33 PM

What the fuck is a yellow bone?

Also,

that chick is a man

2/1/2013 2:42:29 PM

[quote]Yellow Bone

A Yellow Bone is the lightest type of light skinned black female. They can often be very rare to see in comparison to other blacks because there are not as many of them in the general black population. They are usually mixed with white, something similar, of multiple races including black, or may just have another race mixed into their family tree which causes them to be very very light. Their skin usually has a yellow-tan, yellowish-red, or yellowish(almost caucasion- white) look to it.They usaually have hair texture ranging from the typical black female hair texture to natural tight curls, loose curles, wavey, or even caucasion-white looking hair textures. They are can many times have lighter hair and eyes. Many mixed, multiracial, and bi-racial females are often called Yellow Boned in the black community due to them fitting this discription. Many times a light skinned black can be considered to be both Yellow Boned and Red Boned if she is light enough to be Yellow Boned but still can fall into a tan or redish complextion catagory.So alot of Yellow Bones can also be considered to be Red Bones but not many Red Bones can be considered Yellow Boned. ( yes this can sound complicated if your not familiar to it) They can often even look some what like spainish females but they ARE black. *** Some examples are MARIAH CAREY (her father is a BLACK hispanic), ALISHIA KEYS( who is light enough to be considered Yellow Bone but can also be called Red Boned because she often appears.

2/1/2013 2:50:34 PM

that chick is gonna let the crazy out on you

2/1/2013 3:21:37 PM

is that a wig

2/1/2013 4:34:56 PM

So are there all colors of bones, or just red and yellow? I don't know really dumb slang for black people

2/1/2013 5:17:16 PM

There's also white bone. Ask your mother about that one.

2/1/2013 5:18:28 PM

She's dead

2/1/2013 5:20:30 PM

I always thought that 'yellow' were asians.

[Edited on February 1, 2013 at 5:31 PM. Reason : .]

2/1/2013 5:30:55 PM

when she goes to put on her makeup, is she going for the tranny look?

2/1/2013 5:32:58 PM