where is shoot in this thread?

4/10/2013 12:08:57 AM

we never ended up hanging out. she got fired yesterday for unknown reasons

4/10/2013 7:50:59 AM

this is Pikey levels of bullshit.

4/10/2013 8:17:56 AM

time to give her a send-off on behalf of the entire office

4/10/2013 8:23:13 AM

Text her and find out why she got fired.

4/10/2013 8:24:22 AM

she told me it had to do with rumors that had something to do with me, but i dont really believe that bullshit. anyway this isnt over yet, i will handle business eventually

4/10/2013 9:15:59 AM

I would assume if that was the case, they would fire you too. Otherwise they would be opening the door for a serious discrimination lawsuit.

4/10/2013 9:17:00 AM

honestly word (rumors) around the office are circulating that she was also going after with someone else who is married, and it might have been sexual harassment on her part.

4/10/2013 9:19:16 AM

If I got fired over "rumors", you best believe the company would be hearing from my lawyer.

Although, come to think of it, I probably wouldn't get very far. With NC being an Employment-at-Will state, employers can fire you for any reason, or no reason at all for that matter.

4/10/2013 9:23:36 AM

yeah she didnt have much to say about anything. judging by her reaction alone, i would say that she knew she deserved it

4/10/2013 9:27:47 AM

damn what a trifling cunt

4/10/2013 9:31:10 AM

Tell her to send me her resume.

4/10/2013 9:32:10 AM

lol ok, she requires that dick pics be presented in the interview

4/10/2013 9:53:18 AM

This is all bullshit. Thanks for playing everyone.

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4/10/2013 9:54:46 AM

JayMCnasty narrowly escapes having his dick cut off by sexually aggressive psychopath, more details at 11

4/10/2013 9:55:40 AM

^^ no, its not. but you can believe whatever you want obviously

4/10/2013 10:08:24 AM

and this is why you should have bwned her back on page 1

4/10/2013 10:50:42 AM

Now you definitely need to bwn her. You don't have to worry about any repercussions at work, or having to see her every day when it ends badly.

4/10/2013 10:55:31 AM

Maybe she knew she was about to get canned so she was looking to bwn you simply so she could take someone down with her? Dodged a bullet there! Although it means she probably has no interest in bwning you anymore.

4/10/2013 10:57:07 AM

intriguing crazybitch theory Doss2k

4/10/2013 10:57:47 AM

nah she hit me up on trillian this morning. i told her i wasnt having the best morning and she wanted to know if there was "anything at all she could do." hmmm

4/10/2013 11:00:24 AM

Nigger nobody uses trillian this is fucking 2013

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4/10/2013 11:03:24 AM

tell her a bj would help.

seriously

4/10/2013 11:03:56 AM

nigga i be on that trillian game

4/10/2013 11:04:47 AM

I had a com eback, but your mom is blowing my pager up. g2g

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4/10/2013 11:05:27 AM

What's her MySpace page? I want to hit her up.

4/10/2013 11:06:36 AM

haha trillian

(I use it on my phone)

4/10/2013 11:08:16 AM

i just assumed everyone used gchat

4/10/2013 11:48:49 AM

Jesse we should gchat

but I use trillian on my phone (iPhone) so I can gchat with folks if I'm not by a computer

4/10/2013 12:15:21 PM

now that she's not working there, you are taking way too long to close this deal

4/11/2013 12:48:35 AM

Yeah, all the office fun is gone. Unless you're gonna get weird with it, it's time to close.

Post details, please. Don't hesitate to lie or exaggerate.

4/11/2013 12:56:55 AM

lol not gonna happen

4/11/2013 9:13:44 AM

It's been 9 hours since my last post. Have you done it yet?

4/11/2013 10:04:54 AM

what a cock tease this turned out to be

4/22/2013 11:28:25 AM

If only there were a way that, even when bumped, this thread would never move ahead of pg2 of CC.

4/22/2013 11:39:42 AM

We should all tell stories about girls we didn't fuck.

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4/22/2013 11:53:38 AM

Not reading this thread

But I've banged two girls I've worked with

One was a GIANT mistake

She expected us to be besties afterwards

Totally flipped shit when nothing changed and constantly thinks I'm being mean and/or mad at her

Then she got fat, LOL

[Edited on April 22, 2013 at 11:56 AM. Reason : ]

4/22/2013 11:55:27 AM

well, we no longer work together. so im going to text her in a week or two. i will seal this deal TWW if nothing else for you guys

4/22/2013 11:56:54 AM

Why in a week or 2? If you are a true closer, you should make that shit happen tonight.

4/22/2013 11:58:35 AM

just get a nude you can post on here.

4/22/2013 11:58:44 AM

as a female, places like tww make me extremely paranoid to date anyone

4/22/2013 6:47:43 PM

Quote :

"Why in a week or 2? If you are a true closer, you should make that shit happen tonight."

4/22/2013 6:56:05 PM

^ because i have other things going on with someone else who is moving in 2 weeks that i dont want to fuck up right now


also her trashiness bothers me. i dont want the herp, and not saying she has it, but redneck shit turns me off. with that being said shes still very sexy


[Edited on April 23, 2013 at 9:08 AM. Reason : .]

4/23/2013 8:44:03 AM

4/23/2013 9:53:35 AM

Quote :

"i will seal this deal TWW if nothing else for you guys"

You better!

4/23/2013 10:06:25 AM

Quote :

"just get a nude you can post on here."

4/23/2013 10:10:39 AM

Ugh, this is too gross now.

4/23/2013 10:14:18 AM

Dude you should just forget about it.

I was thinking earlier tonight about the inherit goodness of not fucking pussy, just cause' you can. A month or so ago there was this girl who was after me pretty bad, and I know I coulda hit it but I was like, "You know what... This chick's a little too trashy for me." And I'm tellin' you man... When I think about it, looking back, I'm glad I didn't get up with her. If you're turned off you should probably pass.

Good lovin' comes natural and feels right. You want it. Not now but RIGHT NOW. This shit's been going on near a month and you're right where you started. If it was meant to be, it would have happened by now.

But if you insist, I would call/text her and let her know... "I've been thinking about you. I need a couple hours of your time. That ass is mine when I see you. And would you please be so kind as to give me a few days notice."

And that's it.

[Edited on April 25, 2013 at 5:29 AM. Reason : yep]

4/25/2013 5:28:34 AM

good advice

4/25/2013 9:24:37 AM

i have to use that line soon

4/25/2013 9:28:05 AM