she's got the pose down





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4/19/2013 3:43:35 PM

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"NOT THAT HOT"

That's the goddamn skinny-arm Facebook pose...equivalent in hatred to the duckface

4/19/2013 7:15:20 PM

very hot body

4/19/2013 7:16:40 PM

girl is pretty, funny, famous, and top notch body.

I like everything about her.

4/19/2013 7:24:52 PM

I like everything about her other than the fact that I'm not inside of her.

4/19/2013 7:25:28 PM

^^ she's also a raging cunt

i get what you mean, though...i kinda want to bang her and then hit her in the face with an iron

[Edited on April 19, 2013 at 7:26 PM. Reason : carats]

4/19/2013 7:26:04 PM

Sex tape coming soon...

4/19/2013 7:35:21 PM

I like her hair.

Still a cunt though.

4/20/2013 12:53:51 PM

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"Sex tape coming soon..."

should be awesome.

4/20/2013 12:55:07 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter

4/22/2013 2:11:00 PM

4/22/2013 2:33:10 PM

the michael shannon one is funny as fucking shit

god i needed that

4/22/2013 2:35:16 PM

^

4/22/2013 2:43:11 PM

oh man that Michael Shannon vid was everything

4/22/2013 2:47:23 PM

you know, if she's smart and doesn't mind whoring herself out, she needs to get an agent and start working on / shopping around for some kind of Reality TV gig

in this sense, she's fucking hit the JACKPOT

4/22/2013 3:02:21 PM

wow

4/22/2013 10:18:24 PM

not a bad read

I preferred the Fuck Thesis from the chick at Duke, though...now that was really excellent

4/22/2013 10:21:04 PM

http://totalfratmove.com/the-delta-gamma-cunt-punt-chick-and-the-male-response/

4/22/2013 10:32:11 PM

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"I like her hair"

Seriously? I think it's a huge detractor for her.


And I vaguely remember the fuck thesis, was that that playbook that girl made down to pass on to her friends?

4/22/2013 11:53:43 PM

No, she just wrote a "thesis" about all the athletes she slept with in four years at Duke. She neglected to protect the anonymity of her research participants, and she didn't have much in the way of implications for further research, but there was a bar chart with rankings. So it was legit.

4/23/2013 12:04:54 AM

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"I find her riveting. I'd like to fuck her and then kick her out of my car somewhere remote and drive away."

4/23/2013 12:21:59 AM

Her email should've been posted under the First World Problems thread.

It made CNN.

4/25/2013 7:31:35 AM

http://gawker.com/sorority-email-writer-resigns-guilty-of-caring-too-muc-480788491

Delta Gamma is once again a safe space for boners.

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"Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels. The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard. No matter who released it to the public or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large. This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience. And as all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period. This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such. For the young woman who wrote it, we can only express our regret and concerns for landing notoriety in this manner. We now consider this matter closed."

Btw...I'm highly disappointed that no bikini pics of this girl have surfaced.

4/25/2013 10:49:32 AM

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"I WILL FUCKING CUNT-PUNT"

4/25/2013 11:03:27 AM

AHAHHAHAHA

POSTED BY AN ALUM

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" Any one of us could have made a similar lapse in judgement. We were just lucky enough that when we went to college Facebook did not exist and email was uncommon for anything except school work. It is very sad that this girl's life and career are ruined because of an email."

4/25/2013 11:06:09 AM

She aint that hot.

Her hair is what gives her that semi cute look.

flat ass.

You can see the crazy in her eyes though.

4/25/2013 11:06:50 AM

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" It is very sad that this girl's life and career are ruined because of an email."

Lol no.

4/25/2013 12:07:31 PM

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"For everyone on their high horses, you've never gotten so pissed you needed to let it all out? This wasn't a job. This was a group of friends she paid to have. She wrote an angry email. Get overrr it and stop demonizing her. Sounds like she had a right to be pissed. Extrapolating about the rest of her life based on an angry email- some version of which we have all written or will all write- is ludicrous."

4/25/2013 12:37:48 PM

The girl who wrote that looks pretty attractive, the other girls in the pics on the previous pages though I would have no interest in any of them.

4/25/2013 12:39:35 PM

Maybe she was legitimately trying to help them with their social skills.

4/25/2013 12:40:45 PM

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"I like everything about her other than the fact that I'm not inside of her."

4/25/2013 4:01:24 PM

If she were a true leader, she would have called them together in one room and done that face to face. She wrote an email, giving them evidence against her, and pretty much hung herself. Her screw up, her life.

4/25/2013 5:09:56 PM

4/25/2013 5:33:44 PM

UMD community reacts to profane Delta Gamma email

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"During Greek Week each year, sororities are paired with fraternities to compete in a week of competitions. Delta Gamma was paired with Sigma Nu, and “Julia,” as Gawker renamed the author, was not happy with how the girls were performing. But members from Sigma Nu said the email did not reflect how they felt about their week paired with Delta Gamma. “When we first saw the email, we were completely shocked. No one around the house had been complaining about anything regarding DG and your sisters’ behavior,” the Sigma Nu chapter wrote in an email to the Delta Gamma chapter, which was sent to The Diamondback. “Everyone that I had talked to only had good things to say about DG and your sisters. We are just as surprised as you guys that this email is getting so out of hand, and we all feel terrible.”"

http://www.diamondbackonline.com/news/article_19993598-a89d-11e2-bb34-001a4bcf6878.html

4/25/2013 5:40:47 PM

I hope that she doesn't kill herself.

4/25/2013 5:56:46 PM

She should just go ahead and parlay this into a brief reality tv stint followed by some porn

4/25/2013 5:56:49 PM

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"It is very sad that this girl's life and career are ruined because of an email."

I love how being kicked out of a sorority is a life ruining moment.

4/25/2013 7:21:01 PM

haha, "life ruining"

bullshit. this girl is going to be a fucking CEO one day

4/25/2013 7:29:09 PM

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"Sigma Nu"

Because the last thing you want to do is piss off a Jew.

4/25/2013 7:36:07 PM

Any girl who uses the phrase "cunt punt" is a winner in my book.

4/25/2013 7:57:45 PM

It's sad that some people think that being a total bitch/jerk is cool and respectable.

4/25/2013 8:14:02 PM

her hair is hiding a fivehead

4/25/2013 8:23:19 PM

When I was in Vegas a chick that was sitting at our Blackjack table told me she was going to "cunt punch me in the dick" for a bonehead play I made. I am still trying to figure out the logistics of that maneuver.

4/25/2013 8:26:18 PM

sorority girls are fucking crazy

4/25/2013 8:53:33 PM

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"the michael shannon one is funny as fucking shit god i needed that"

4/25/2013 9:01:59 PM

She could definitely be a CEO.

4/25/2013 9:56:10 PM

Exposed!?

4/25/2013 11:08:36 PM

She's back

http://jezebel.com/infamously-deranged-sorority-girl-is-your-new-dating-co-660592810

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"Editor's Note: We're very excited to introduce a new BroBible contributor. Rebbeca Martinson is a University of Maryland student who gained Internet notoriety this past April when her e-mail to her sorority sisters went viral. In her first BroBible column, she offers some advice to our female readers. I don't think a single weekend has gone by during the semester where at least one of my roommates hasn't moped her way onto one of our couches and begun whining about how some guy she met at the bar or wherever the night before hasn't texted her yet. "But guys, he bought me, like, six rails!" Well duh, he was trying to get into your pants. There needs to be a public service announcement on E! in the middle of a Kardashians episode that says, "ATTENTION: NO SANE MAN GOES TO THE BAR TO NOT TRY TO STICK IT IN. HE IS NOT THERE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. HE IS NOT THERE TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR NEW SHADES OF NAIL POLISH. HE IS THERE TO GIVE YOU THE D FOR FREE" In which case, this is how you do it. 1. Only half put out So I know this sounds counterintuitive, but hear me out. Look back at the lovely and informative PSA. Is it mentioned anywhere in there that he's out trying to find a girl with a lovely personality and who cooks like Paula Deen on a crack binge while simultaneously being Jenna Jameson in the sack? Nope. To most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole, and with each cranberry vodka the two of you slurp down you're both less likely to remember what either of you talked about. You could tell him that you won the friggin' lottery and the morning after he wouldn't know it. This is why you only partially put out. Dance, stick your tongue down his throat, grab his junk for an over the pants handy, whatever, just don't go home with him. Yeah he might go home with someone else that night, but the morning after he's going to remember the girl that proudly displayed her thong on her back like the Mona Lisa at the Louvre while rubbing it on his junk, not the nice Communications major that like, is so like into like, something he doesn't remember because it didn't relate to getting his D wet. The fact that you sort of half put out shows that you're more likely TO put out at some point in the near future, which is more incentive for him to text you. 2. Run awayyy! Not literally because that would look stupid, but say something that implies you're about to leave so he asks for your number. It can be as simple as "I'm going home, want my number?," but nothing too complicated like "My DVR is set to record Millionaire Matchmaker but I want it to tape Real Housewives and I need to go change it because the season finale is on and I'm really excited because blah blah something." Simple is always better, and besides changing your DVR isn't a good reason to go home early and he'll think you're odd. Anyways, exchange numbers and then either leave or do your best not to see him the rest of the night. 3. The day after As long as his phone didn't break or the apocalypse didn't happen, he will most likely text you the morning/day after you met him. I'm pretty sure no one does this anymore, but for those of you that do the "wait 3 days before you text" thing, stop it. Seriously, if you meet someone and you're both drunk do you think they're going to remember you in 3 days? I've been sober for 3 days and I have no idea what even happened that long ago. Like I said, I've never had someone wait 3 days so I don't think this rule even exists, but just in case you think it does, it doesn't. Anyways, when he does text you it'll probably be something geared along the lines of "What are you up to tonight?," to which you sure as shit reply to with some activity where he could potentially meet up with you. Bar, house party, it doesn't matter, just nothing like "Oh I'm staying in and watching movies." You don't know him, he doesn't know you, and if you invite him to watch TV with you it'll just be awkward and weird. Have a paper to do? That's fine, just make sure to mention that he should hit you up the next day. While telling him your plans, at the same time you have to make it into a conversation so that once you find out what you're both doing you have a reason to keep texting. The whole point of not hooking up with him the first night was so that he'd text you, and now the key is to be interesting so that he wants to keep texting you, not just because he's tryna get it in but because he enjoys you as a person. That being said, when you're talking to him think about it from his perspective. He's a guy. Don't talk about super girly shit. Pick neutral topics, for example talk about how your last night was when you met him, or if you can talk about sports then go for it. From here you have two options: 1. You find he's actually kinda weird/boring and you stop texting him 2. You meet him out that night If at any point you decide you're actually not really that interested in him, just stop talking to him. It's that easy. Don't waste his time and yours by carrying on a conversation you don't care about. Likewise goes for if you meet him that night and you realize that your beer goggles the night before had 5 inch thick lenses. It's a public place, you can walk away and mingle with other people and it'll be fine. If you're still diggin' him then do whatever you want from there. Personally I try not to get my spread eagle on until at least the third time I meet up with him. That's usually how long it takes for a guy to realize I'm not some sugar twat that's down to be pumped and dumped, and by then he usually finds talking to me to be amusing to some degree. On the other side of the spectrum, you can't just keep stringin' this guy along and not giving him anything for his effort or he'll get bored. Part of this is a game of timing and it depends on who you're talking to, which I can't help you with because I don't know who he is (again, duh). But hey, I at least got you started. Go out there and make me proud."

7/3/2013 4:56:22 PM

Unless there are nudes or something I'm missing, let me know when someone reads that shit in a video

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

7/3/2013 4:57:16 PM

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"I'm not some sugar twat that's down to be pumped and dumped"

awesome!

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7/3/2013 5:25:49 PM