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2/20/2014 10:06:00 PM

^^There are obviously some issues with the data collection. But, unless they're all in the same state, that's plenty of people for a decent sample size. Right?

2/20/2014 10:07:34 PM

^subtract all the college freshman/high school kids who installed the app and then did jumping jacks or whatever..how many are left?

2/21/2014 10:46:56 AM

^well I guess that just leaves shoot

2/21/2014 11:15:52 AM

Let's renew this discussion. So nowadays I'm having sex with a very excellent girl several times a week. Once we're actually having sex I usually crush it, but I have trouble getting to the sex.

Foreplay is annoying to me. It seems like a waste of time. I mean, just let me stick it in there, that's the really fun part, right? I understand why women have to make a ritual of sex. But lately I've started disregarding rituals altogether, and she doesn't dig it. Last night we'd just come back from NY and I started nibbling on her calf while intoxicated and grabbed for her breast, and she roughly pushed away my arm.

Anyway, that was nothing but a little warning, but at any rate I am too lazy for long rituals. So I'm wondering how defter men than I get their women to open their vajes with the least effort possible. Surely this is a topic of interest. It doesn't help if I'm high or drunk, neither.

1/2/2017 4:21:31 PM

Foreplay is just part of the deal, man. I'd imagine it isn't very comfortable for the woman to have anything unlubricated put inside of their jam-box. Let alone a massive dick, as I'm sure you have. Their bodies just aren't built that way... it is much more pleasurable if they are first wet.
And we aren't talking about some lumpy broad you picked up at the club.... you're talking about a lady that you care about! Why WOULDN'T you want to make your boo thang as comfortable as possible?! I mean, she is only allowing your to put your super massive penis inside of her, and make weird faces/noises.

1/2/2017 4:46:57 PM

wd-40

1/2/2017 4:59:42 PM

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" So I'm wondering how defter men than I get their women to open their vajes with the least effort possible. "

boxed wine

1/2/2017 5:17:25 PM

EMCE is a goddamn poet

1/2/2017 6:30:43 PM

EMCE with legit wisdom, thanks holmes. That really does change the whole perception of foreplay - I had regarded her as an antagonist to be breached and overcome, but much better on many counts to regard her as a dear love to be pleased as she likes. And she says while my cock is of average length it is of uncommon girth. that was a nice revelation, actually.

1/2/2017 8:55:52 PM

I have a hard time believing that you are getting these 'revelations' from this thread

1/2/2017 9:09:47 PM

So like when my fiancée or whatever is drunk she's making out and whatever, then I try to go for it she's like "make me want it" or some bullshit. Bitch we were watching a movie til you climbed on me and stuck your tongue down my throat. You obviously already wanted it.

But whatever. I bought her a vibrator. She can just tell me when she's ready.

1/2/2017 9:49:13 PM

you can't automate human jobs like that anymore in Trump's America, mang

1/2/2017 10:03:16 PM

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"I have a hard time believing that you are getting these 'revelations' from this thread "

The "revelations" did not come from the thread, no

1/2/2017 10:06:59 PM

I always thought JeffreyBSG was a pretty cool dude, albeit a little weird. But this:

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"I had regarded her as an antagonist to be breached and overcome"

actually kind of made me want to punch him in the face.

1/3/2017 6:55:34 PM

^me thinks it was satire

1/3/2017 7:16:39 PM

Oh I hope so

1/3/2017 8:41:47 PM

I just bust a nut so hard that it feels like my hamstring was sucked out of my nostrils in the form of snot.

WHAT YOU BOUT THAT?

1/3/2017 8:50:43 PM

This thread is not relevant to my interests

1/3/2017 10:07:53 PM

^I hear ya. It's been at least six hours since I was propositioned for sex. I feel disgusting.

1/3/2017 10:13:38 PM

Ill pee in both of your butts

1/3/2017 10:32:44 PM

emce's got a special multidirectional funnel for just such an occasion

1/3/2017 10:45:46 PM

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"And we aren't talking about some lumpy broad you picked up at the club.... you're talking about a lady that you care about! Why WOULDN'T you want to make your boo thang as comfortable as possible?!"

Sometimes you make me laugh so hard

1/4/2017 3:12:37 AM

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"I had regarded her as an antagonist to be breached and overcome"

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"actually kind of made me want to punch him in the face."

I didn't phrase that one well. I was adopting various mindsets as to how best to persuade a particular woman to have sex with me, and one of them for a day or so was regarding her as a fortress to be penetrated. But she absolutely is not an antagonist in any but a playful sense - a woman holds a mystery between her legs, and she doesn't usually like to give it up without a fight. As she shouldn't.

Re: foreplay, I've tried performing it with the principal objective of pleasing my girl, and it's proving delightful and totally within my capacities. Thus, EMCE's advice working out.

Shawna, I have always noted and valued your good opinion, and I apologize if you find my woman's-vagina-is-fortress-to-be-breached metaphor to be fundamentally offensive. It's no more than a metaphor of course, but as metaphors go I think it's a decent one with some truth beneath it. That this little game exists between men and women does not imply that either side occupies an inferior position though, or is entitled to less respect.]

1/6/2017 1:36:10 AM

hey. i remember when sex was fun...memories

1/6/2017 2:58:23 AM

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"Foreplay is annoying to me. It seems like a waste of time. I mean, just let me stick it in there, that's the really fun part, right?"

you sound like a 19 year old college kid who's new to sex. At that point you're just masturbating with her vagina. No wonder she's annoyed. She's with a dude who's bad at sex.

Foreplay is at least half the fun.

1/6/2017 9:17:13 AM

I'm just here for the nudes

1/6/2017 5:00:27 PM

ask her if she is moist and use the words moist and damp a lot

1/6/2017 5:08:01 PM

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"I didn't phrase that one well. I was adopting various mindsets as to how best to persuade a particular woman to have sex with me, and one of them for a day or so was regarding her as a fortress to be penetrated. But she absolutely is not an antagonist in any but a playful sense - a woman holds a mystery between her legs, and she doesn't usually like to give it up without a fight. As she shouldn't. "

I mean I guess I can see that analogy in the early dating stages but in an established relationship I don't feel like foreplay to get your woman going should be considered as something to rush past to get to your own pleasure.

1/7/2017 10:19:23 PM

This thread is chockfull of some comedy gold.

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" I've found that women like to be humiliated, degraded, and made to feel generally incompetent. Have you tried any of these things? Maybe spitting on her will work, or possibly putting a lit cigarette out on her back? If all else fails, rest your beer can on the top of her head while she is suckling your dangly parts. "

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" purposeful hand job "

1/8/2017 12:43:53 AM