Fuck her one last time (with a condom, since you don't trust her) and skeet in her face and call her names. Make sure you record it and upload it to Pornhub. I think that settles it nicely.

1/27/2016 1:26:32 AM

Did you ever love her? because if so you probably still do. Anger ends but love never leaves. If you really are interested in being with someone for the rest of your life then you have to be able to get through one of these. You should probably listen to your dad.

1/27/2016 1:27:42 AM

Shut the fuck up you pathetic troll. Everybody saw your sad/pathetic post about being confused about "rave chicks" earlier. Adults handle these situations differently

[Edited on January 27, 2016 at 1:32 AM. Reason : Turrible troll]

1/27/2016 1:29:19 AM

BUT I LOVE #3 THE MOST

1/27/2016 8:25:38 AM

Somehow the classic advice given to 2 year olds still applies perfectly to this situation: Use your words. Don't make assumptions about any relationship with anyone.

1/27/2016 9:32:54 AM

That advice is given to two year olds? As usual, what are you talking about?

1/27/2016 9:34:28 AM

is leonard black?

1/27/2016 10:00:55 AM

Was she, at any point, in an extended and loving relationship with Charlie Sheen?

1/27/2016 10:04:45 AM

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"Just got home. Everything packed up and in the garage as discussed. Sprayed her perfume on everything and left love letters everywhere. Haha"

Febreeze is your friend.

1/27/2016 10:10:02 AM

I'm so sorry Jay, that does suck, coming back after infidelity is a LOT of work from both sides, so only consider it if you feel that relationship is worth it. Sometimes it's possible with communication, but in general it's good to remove the negative from your life

1/27/2016 10:14:25 AM

Lol at the E man. Took a mental health day. Out of office engage. Snowboarding all day by myself. Should be a lovely afternoon

1/27/2016 11:30:28 AM

E man is full of shit, love does leave.

HAHAAHAHAHA don't be fooled.

1/27/2016 11:32:29 AM

JayMCnasty, you handled this whole situation well. we've seen the same thread a dozen times through TWW history where the cheated-on party didn't immediately cut off all ties and it never ended well.

well done.

1/27/2016 2:37:26 PM

Thanks. I'm going through stage 1 of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Ready to wake up giving less fucks. There are some chicks on tinder really making it move. Gotta get back to running gymming all that shit

[Edited on January 27, 2016 at 5:25 PM. Reason : .]

1/27/2016 5:23:52 PM

Don't fall in love with your first new piece!!

Woah son, we shant run to fuck a cow, lets walk and fuck them all.

K, 10-4?

1/27/2016 6:17:01 PM

Heard

1/27/2016 6:28:18 PM

The worst part of it all to me would be the fact that the guy she got with looks like a loser from hell.

[Edited on January 27, 2016 at 7:02 PM. Reason : I do still feel bad for you. ]

1/27/2016 6:54:16 PM

The cool kids.


HAHAHAHAHA

1/27/2016 7:02:35 PM

moving out March 1st. Only lose my deposit if they can't find new tenants, no other penalties. Going to move back in with the parents and save up a down payment for a house. Feeling a little relieved about all of this to be honest.

1/29/2016 11:45:14 AM

For some reason I thought you owned this house.

1/29/2016 11:58:36 AM

Nope. Was paying rent for a year to ease into this, and if we liked it the owner was going to sell to me. I hate this house.

1/29/2016 12:07:03 PM

Good for you, man! It's a slight bump in the road, but you are making great decisions.

1/29/2016 2:37:27 PM

a little update

we got back together. It was hard but I believe she loved me. I think we can make this work. I let her keep her stuff there and she moved back in last week. This is going to work out, I can just feel it.
























sike. I'm already out there banging other broads, work is going better than ever, I have lost 15 pounds and I get to see my friends more. Fuck yes

[Edited on February 16, 2016 at 4:36 PM. Reason : .]

2/16/2016 4:34:21 PM

15 pounds is a lot...I call bull shit. Or maybe you were a fat fuck, which is why she probably cheated on you.

2/16/2016 4:45:55 PM

Far from fat fuck. Been running more. Trying to lean up for spring/summer. Not really that crazy in a 3 week period

2/16/2016 4:56:51 PM

eh, i lost 12 pounds in three weeks last year just going keto with no additional exercise. 15lbs wouldn't have been that much more of a stretch.

2/16/2016 5:01:56 PM

If his gf encouraged an unhealthy diet and he switched to eating better, it is doable. My wife is constantly snacking on fatty foods all the damn time making it a lot more difficult for me to eat healthy.

2/16/2016 5:28:01 PM

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"we got back together. It was hard but I believe she loved me. I think we can make this work. I let her keep her stuff there and she moved back in last week. This is going to work out, I can just feel it. "

I was about to type up an essay about how stupid you would be for doing that. GG

2/16/2016 5:33:55 PM

Quote :

"a little update we got back together"

man you had me full kayne

2/16/2016 6:07:14 PM

Quote :

"if his gf encouraged an unhealthy diet and he switched to eating better, it is doable. My wife is constantly snacking on fatty foods all the damn time making it a lot more difficult for me to eat healthy. "

That too. Was drinking soda she had laying around and she always snacked and was so insecure about it that she would almost force me into eating with her. I sometimes would have to tell her to stop in a raised voice because she pushed so hard.

2/16/2016 6:08:14 PM

No means no

2/16/2016 7:30:52 PM

I knew he was trolling hahaha still funny as hell though hahaha.

2/16/2016 8:11:43 PM

hahah awesome update post.

good work.

2/17/2016 9:11:26 PM

Quote :

" man you had me full kayne"

That's not Kanye.

2/17/2016 9:41:12 PM

Sure it is

2/17/2016 11:03:21 PM

[Edited on February 17, 2016 at 11:21 PM. Reason : lol]

2/17/2016 11:19:34 PM

the boyfriend is always the prime suspect when they go missing.

counter-forensics time!

2/17/2016 11:20:48 PM

Damn, brought jackleg back from the dead with this, lol

2/17/2016 11:34:08 PM

I keep waiting on someone to to say this is a joke

2/18/2016 11:47:31 AM

not a joke. Hired some guys to help me move out of the house today. One of them said man I've been here before. This girl I used to bang lives here.
















Sike. But the whore keeps calling me every night. I never answer. Casually seeing this flight attendant. Got another chick with massive tits a slim waist and a great ass on the side as well so I'm not missing sex. They are both in their mid 20s. God being 30 is pretty great. Won our teams dart match last night in sudden death. The boys are happy to have me back, and it is great to do what I want without hearing bitching. God I can't wait to get down to the beach and fish/drink with no cuntiness in my ear




[Edited on February 24, 2016 at 10:57 PM. Reason : .]

2/24/2016 10:52:34 PM

Quote :

" the boyfriend is always the prime suspect when they go missing. counter-forensics time! "

Except in Making of Murderer (but that junkyard guy really did it).

2/24/2016 11:46:52 PM

^^Where do you usually go to throw? I haven't played darts in a long time, but the places I used to go all got rid of their boards.

2/25/2016 7:12:49 AM

Depends on where you live. I play out of the Piedmont Dart Assn in GSO, but there is a bar I have thrown at in Cary in a luck of the draw tourney called the Upper Deck. They have a ton of boards and there was a solid turnout.

2/25/2016 9:23:24 AM

So, were you planning on posting her nudes in this thread or.....?

2/25/2016 9:30:06 AM

you can read between the lines and tell he misses her

2/25/2016 9:37:09 AM

Quote :

"you can read between the lines and tell he misses her"

Of course I miss some things. For all of the good things I reminisce about there are even more awful things that divert my attention. The bad (obviously) outweighs the good, simple as that.

2/25/2016 9:50:42 AM

It's pretty easy to block somebody's number. Kinda wondering why you haven't done it yet.

2/25/2016 4:00:13 PM

^ After a quick google search I actually didn't realize I could get on a website and do it. Gonna do that now. Thx

2/25/2016 4:08:03 PM

You can do it from an iPhone or an Android phone too. But yeah, no use having her annoy you night after night. I mean it's definitely satisfying having the upper hand when someone comes crawling back, but you should have ZERO ties with her at this point. She needs to move on too, and blocking her number is a final "goodbye"

2/25/2016 4:11:38 PM

Yep. Just created an online verizon ID (don't know why I haven't done that yet) and it was simple as hell. Good call.

2/25/2016 4:15:41 PM